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Politics / Re: How FCC Oji River Sent N12.8bn Budget To NASS & N103.6n Approved —BudgIT Laments by ZekeYeager: 11:42am
Even on top of all the looting, Yarimo, Helinues and FreestuffNaija will continue to sing the praises of the glue sniffer from Iragbiji even on empty stomachs grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Kamala Harris Tweet Thanking Diddy For Financing Her 2020 Campaign Surfaces by ZekeYeager: 1:32pm On Sep 19
Diddy was famous for hosting lavish parties after such fund-raising events. I wonder how enthusiastic Kamala was when she participated in the freak off? Did she bring baby oil?

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Marry Him? by ZekeYeager: 1:00pm On Sep 17
WHO IS THIS?
Islam for Muslims / Father Of Two Slumps & Dies While Reciting Koran In Birmingham by ZekeYeager: 3:00pm On Sep 12
A father of two young children, Hassan Khebbeiz, died while reading the Quran just a week after arriving in Birmingham, U.K.

Having lost his parents at a young age, Khebbeiz fled conflict in Syria and came to the UK seeking a better life.

Khebbeiz, 59, arrived earlier this month and was staying in temporary accommodation off Hagley Road with his wife and two children.

He passed away suddenly last week while reciting the Quran. His brother and four sisters remain in Syria, while his wife and children are now navigating their new life in the UK alone.

Oldbury-based Iqbal & Sons Bereavement Service has offered to cover Hassan's funeral costs under a free Muslim funeral program.

They have launched an appeal to raise £3,700 to cover his burial plot fee at Sutton New Hall Cemetery. "He arrived in August, just a week later his wife found him slumped on a desk with the Quran in his hands. It's very sad," the firm stated.

As of 2:45 p.m. on Monday, August 19, the appeal had raised £290. The appeal message read, "Your contribution, no matter the size, will help give Hassan the respectful farewell that every soul deserves. In these moments, our collective compassion can make all the difference. Let us come together to support Hassan’s grieving family and to honour his memory in the most meaningful way."

https://en.abna24.com/story/1479882

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Religion / Re: How Africa's False Prophets Are Spreading Deception by ZekeYeager: 2:55pm On Sep 12
I agree with you 100%

MindHacker9009:


The criminal, illiterate, subhuman, gutter dwelling animal called MindHacker9009 is too stupid to even insult

Religion / Re: How Africa's False Prophets Are Spreading Deception by ZekeYeager: 3:13pm On Sep 09
MindHacker9009:



The animal using the name MindHacker9009 is too stupid to even insult

Family / Wonders Will Never End! See What A 15 Yr Old Is Saying About Her Parents by ZekeYeager: 1:54pm On Sep 04
Hi, this is a throwaway account cause no one can finds out about this.

I'm 15 ( It's actually my birthday today lol ) and I live with a muslim family.

They think that I am muslim, I wear the hijab and I never told them otherwise because my mom already told me that she would no longer consider me her daughter.

My parents are already ashamed of me because I don't pray or read the quran but they blame it on living in France ( We are from morocco ).

I always been abused by my family and when I wanted to kill myself I met my bestfriend. She literally saved my life and I will always be grateful for that, I can't live without her because she is my main happiness in life.

My mom never liked this friendship because she is a french atheist and my mom hate atheists. So I acted like I wasnt friend with her anymore.

I live in a small city and one of my moms friend saw me with my best friend and sent a picture to my mom, telling her that I hanged out with a lesbian.

Everyone in here knows that my friend is lesbian because she posted pictures with her girlfriend multiple times but my mom didnt know yet.

Today, my mom acted like she just wanted to wish me a happy birthday but instead when everyone was out she started screaming and crying that I was no longer a human, that I was a monster and that she packed her suitcase and was ready to leave.

I tried to comfort her but she then told me about the pictures, and that I was going to hell. She also told me that Islam was in my DNA and that I could never escape this religion. That I was going to be depressed because I was ruining my life, that I didnt deserve any happiness. I denied everything, told her that I was a muslim and didnt care about that friend.

I can't move out because of my age and I originaly wanted to stay here until my second year of college ( when I would be 18 )

But now, I was forced to block my friend on social media without even explaining it to her and I can't hang out with her because someone would see us and tell my mom.

I never loved my family, they never treated me right and without my best friend I don't think I can enjoy life anymore. I have friends but they are all muslim and childrens of my parents friends.

I don't know what to do anymore, I'm scared that my parents will hit me again cause it never happened since I wore the hijab.

Please give me advices, Islam is ruining my life.
Religion / Re: How Africa's False Prophets Are Spreading Deception by ZekeYeager: 1:52pm On Sep 04
You're too stupid to even insult

MindHacker9009:


Jesus Christ or Jesus Craft is a scam that's why they are using Jesus Craft to scam the gullible ones who have falling for the scam.

God Almighty of the Original Torah is the only True God and not the invented Jesus Craft.


CAESAR'S MESSIAH: The Roman Conspiracy to Invent Jesus - OFFICIAL VERSION


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmEScIUcvz0
Politics / Re: Chinese Firm Moves To Seize Nigerian Assets In US, UK, Canada, 5 Other Countries by ZekeYeager: 4:33pm On Aug 16
Don't mind the useless slowpoke. He thinks that the local Bole K'aja politics of MC Oluomo can save TEEFnubu on the international stage

TRUTHaDDICTED:
Dey play cool you think is Nairaland bantering? Since Nigerians refuse to admit Nigeria's expiration and honorably disintegrate, then God will have no other options than disgrace them to the ground.
Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Makes Giant Statue Of His Wife Priscilla Chan In Their Garden by ZekeYeager: 2:22pm On Aug 14
Far more civilized than the criminal desert rats called Hamas whose diseased rotten arse you love kissing

God1000:
Beautiful couple

This shows that Mark Zuckerberg truly loves his wife
Politics / Re: North Has Tolerated Too Much Poverty And Corruption - Kashim Shettima by ZekeYeager: 2:19pm On Aug 14
I pray that the North finds prosperity so we can find a justifiable reason to separate from them. As long as they can eat from our dustbins, they will never acquire the desire to develop and fend for themselves.

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Car Talk / Meet American Uber Driver Who Lived In Nigeria In The 1960s And 1970s by ZekeYeager: 2:19pm On Aug 14
Baba has a lot of stories to tell about his time in Nigeria grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJUmT0HdSro&t=2s
Crime / Re: Thief Caught And Forced To Dance To Hit Songs While Chained To A Window (video) by ZekeYeager: 2:59pm On Aug 02
Dancing like Helinues

HumphreyGspot:


Crime / Re: Father Kill His 19-Year-Old Son With A Shovel In Lagos by ZekeYeager: 3:51pm On Jul 18
Yesterday it was a son killing his 70 year old father in Edo State. The world is getting crazier with each passing day

Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
The father na panel beater? shocked

Anger is one stupid motherfvcker.

5 minutes of anger can lead one to 5 years of regrets..
Sports / Gareth Southgate Lookalike Police Officer Serenaded By England Fans by ZekeYeager: 3:41pm On Jul 12
England fans in Dortmund have praised Gareth Southgate for his apparent ability to moonlight as a police officer, as well as guiding England to the Euro 2024 final.

Ahead of the Netherlands v England semi-final, the tourists spotted a police officer who bore a strong resemblance to the Three Lions' coach.
Singing the fan-favourite adaptation of Atomic Kitten's Whole Again, the fans told the bemused cop that football was "coming home again".
The video, filmed by Rob Toone from Derby, was shared widely on social media, including by the German Embassy in London.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcwHJbm2qd4

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/ckvgljxvqdxo

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Crime / Re: 'UK Police Failed Me' Says Man Whose Rolex Was Stolen While Eating In London by ZekeYeager: 12:50pm On Jul 12
This is nonsense and rubbish. It is actually the other way round. They are afraid to touch a criminal if he is Black or Pakistani
because they don't want to be called racist.

Dshocker:
As far as crime is being perpetuated against a black person in the UK, the police would turn a blind eye, and reverse is the case, if it happened to a Briton, they would go all out, to carry out all manners of forensic research, by taking their time to scrutinize every surveillance cameras around.
Islam for Muslims / Re: This Worldly Life Is Like An Unchaste Woman – Ibn Al Qayyim by ZekeYeager: 12:48pm On Jul 12
But it is your duty as a MOOslim to commit sin and continue living in sin.

Abi you don't know that allah will commit genocide against MOOslims if they refuse to commit sin?

Are you not familiar with your own sunnah? grin

A Christian is teaching you your religion like say I am your maulana grin grin grin


Abu Ayyub Ansari reported that Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said:

If you were not to commit sins, Allah would have swept you out of existence and would have replaced you by another people who have committed sin, and then asked forgiveness from Allah, and He would have granted them pardon.

حَدَّثَنَا هَارُونُ بْنُ سَعِيدٍ الأَيْلِيُّ، حَدَّثَنَا ابْنُ وَهْبٍ، حَدَّثَنِي عِيَاضٌ، - وَهُوَ ابْنُ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ الْفِهْرِيُّ - حَدَّثَنِي إِبْرَاهِيمُ بْنُ عُبَيْدِ بْنِ رِفَاعَةَ، عَنْ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ كَعْبٍ الْقُرَظِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي صِرْمَةَ، عَنْ أَبِي أَيُّوبَ الأَنْصَارِيِّ، عَنْ رَسُولِ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم أَنَّهُ قَالَ ‏ "‏ لَوْ أَنَّكُمْ لَمْ تَكُنْ لَكُمْ ذُنُوبٌ يَغْفِرُهَا اللَّهُ لَكُمْ لَجَاءَ اللَّهُ بِقَوْمٍ لَهُمْ ذُنُوبٌ يَغْفِرُهَا لَهُمْ ‏"‏ ‏.‏

Sahih Muslim 2748b
Book 50, Hadith 12
Book 37, Hadith 6621


Energist:


O ye ignoramus, are you sure you passed English Language in WAEC? I know you didn't, because you know nothing about figures of speech. Go and educate yourself before you come here and expose your bigotry
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Story Of Uzayr Witnessing How The Resurrection Of Dead Occurs – Ibn Katheer by ZekeYeager: 11:14am On Jul 12
These people are so obsessed with twisting and making nonsense of the Bible and Biblical narratives to force it into their zero IQ fantasy grin grin grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: This Worldly Life Is Like An Unchaste Woman – Ibn Al Qayyim by ZekeYeager: 11:09am On Jul 12
Well, something must kill a man grin

Afterall, allah himself has created a portion of adultery for MOOslim men to indulge in:

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: Allah fixed the very portion of adultery which a man will indulge in. There would be no escape from it. The adultery of the eye is the lustful look and the adultery of the ears is listening to voluptuous (song or talk) and the adultery of the tongue is licentious speech and the adultery of the hand is the lustful grip (embrace) and the adultery of the feet is to walk (to the place) where he intends to commit adultery and the heart yearns and desires which he may or may not put into effect.

حَدَّثَنَا إِسْحَاقُ بْنُ مَنْصُورٍ، أَخْبَرَنَا أَبُو هِشَامٍ الْمَخْزُومِيُّ، حَدَّثَنَا وُهَيْبٌ، حَدَّثَنَا سُهَيْلُ بْنُ أَبِي صَالِحٍ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ ‏ "‏ كُتِبَ عَلَى ابْنِ آدَمَ نَصِيبُهُ مِنَ الزِّنَى مُدْرِكٌ ذَلِكَ لاَ مَحَالَةَ فَالْعَيْنَانِ زِنَاهُمَا النَّظَرُ وَالأُذُنَانِ زِنَاهُمَا الاِسْتِمَاعُ وَاللِّسَانُ زِنَاهُ الْكَلاَمُ وَالْيَدُ زِنَاهَا الْبَطْشُ وَالرِّجْلُ زِنَاهَا الْخُطَا وَالْقَلْبُ يَهْوَى وَيَتَمَنَّى وَيُصَدِّقُ ذَلِكَ الْفَرْجُ وَيُكَذِّبُهُ ‏"‏ ‏.‏

Sahih Muslim 2658a
Book 46, Hadith 33
Book 33, Hadith 6422

Rashduct4luv:
A Precious Gem: This Life of Deception

This worldly life is like an unchaste woman, who is not satisfied with one husband. So! be satisfied with whatever Allah grants you from this worldy life.

Walking thereon is like walking in a land that is filled with beasts, and water that teams with crocodiles. That which causes delight, turns to be the source of grief. Pain is found in the midst of pleasures, and delights are derived from its sorrows. As a bird sees the wheat, so does one’s insight perceive polytheism, while vain desires render its holder blind. Lusts were granted in abundance to humans, but those who believed in the unseen turned away from them! while those who follow their lusts were caused to regret.

The first category, are those, in which Allah says,which means, “They are on (true) guidance from their Lord, and they are the successful.” (AI-Baqarah, 2:5)

However, the other category, are those to whom Allah says which means, “(O you disbelievers)! Eat and enjoy yourselves (in this worldly life) for a little while. Verily, you are the Mujrimun (polytheists, disbelievers, sinners, criminals, etc.).” (AI-Mursalat,77:46)

When the successful ones are aware of the reality of this worldly life being sure of the inferiority of its degree, they overcame their vain desires for the sake of the Hereafter. They have been awakened from their heedlessness to remember what their enemies took from them during their period of idleness. Whenever they perceive the distant journey they must undertake, they remember their aim, so it appears easy for them. Whenever life becomes bitter, they remember this verse, in which Allah says, which means, “This is your Day which you were promised”. (Al Anbiya’, 21:103)

Source : Al-Fawaid – by Ibn al Qayyim rahimahullaah
https://abdurrahman.org/2010/06/17/this-worldly-life-is-like-an-unchaste-woman-ibn-al-qayyim/
Sports / Re: Jack Johnson: The First Black Man To Win The Heavyweight Boxing Champion by ZekeYeager: 4:12pm On Jul 05
Keep your head buried far up your rotten diseased nyash because that is where you get your moronic ideas from grin

TheSuperX:
Keep licking your white masters ass, that's the only thing you are obviously good at.
Business / Re: How Do I Stop This Bad Habit? by ZekeYeager: 3:20pm On Jul 04
grin
Politics / Re: What Cream Is This Handsome Nigerian Governor Using? by ZekeYeager: 3:18pm On Jul 04
How is this one "handsome?" Yellow with black knuckles and very average face that is as round and flat as pancake that has been stepped upon.

Just admit that you are a mentally damaged razz Nigerian who has a stupid love of light skin.

hisexcellency34:
He looks so clean and fresh. Can anyone recommend this cream for me please?biko

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Sports / Re: Jack Johnson: The First Black Man To Win The Heavyweight Boxing Champion by ZekeYeager: 2:20pm On Jul 04
Inventions like what? grin So blacks invented everything but they are the most superstitious, un-scientific and ignorant lot? Look around you and show me the evidence in Africa to support this popular lie about blacks inventing everything.

TheSuperX:
Most of the inventions were made by blacks, stop looking down on your race.
Sports / Re: Jack Johnson: The First Black Man To Win The Heavyweight Boxing Champion by ZekeYeager: 2:19pm On Jul 04
Someone who murdered millions of people?

Rapmoney:


Someone who almost brought France, Britain and Russia to their knees?
Sports / Re: Jack Johnson: The First Black Man To Win The Heavyweight Boxing Champion by ZekeYeager: 12:25pm On Jul 04
Well, blacks could never dominate in the intellectual world so let them dominate boxing.

TheSuperX:
Before the almighty Mohammed Ali. 🥊

This shows that blacks has been dominating boxing for centuries.
Sports / Re: Jack Johnson: The First Black Man To Win The Heavyweight Boxing Champion by ZekeYeager: 12:23pm On Jul 04
Are you calling Adolf Hitler a great man?

Rapmoney:


Most great men of the world seemed like the opposite of what they later became. Adolf Hitler was idle and confused about life even in his late 20s.
Politics / Re: LGBT: Knocks As Nigeria Signs $150 Billion Samoa Deal by ZekeYeager: 12:22pm On Jul 04
Andrew Tate is a slowpoke and a criminal

lazkizz:
We are finished, best time to listen
to Top G andrew tate

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