Brain box man go dey smell oh!

Rap maestro: Foxy bro, i wanna ask u a question

Don't worry... I am here to always answer your questions. In fact, I have a new thread going on right now.

GOLIDIVA:
They don ban am. Ban to expire 11th April 2015......hihihihi!

You get am wrong. Na 2032 e go expire.

Foxy_Vista:

You get am wrong. Na 2032 e go expire.

Foxy, i see you ma Nigga. BANNING NA UR SURNAME.

IZUKWU: Brain box man go dey smell oh!

From ur signature, you made mentioned of a quote by Idowuogbo. Who is she? Shey she be Seun wife? Abi she be ur wife? Or is she a phylosopher?


Nairaland with it's fratanalization sef?

Flow can't be part of them oh. Or so i tot.

No be bad talk I talk na? Make una no ban me like Foxy na.

I said it under the influence of Alcohol. So, am not guilty.

Flow abeg flow the go , more ink to ur pen more strength to ur body and more grease to ur elbow , guys the follow u step by step

emma_best2000: Flow abeg flow the go , more ink to ur pen more strength to ur body and more grease to ur elbow , guys the follow u step by step

Thank you emma_best2000. I appretiate.

Foxy_Vista:

Don't worry... I am here to always answer your questions. In fact, I have a new thread going on right now.

ehen, i see FoxyDiva(f), na u or ur wife ehn? Btw shey dey don ban all ur moniker? U come open dis again

flow1759:

Thank you emma_best2000. I appretiate.

Btw, Mr Flow, after this one, prove haterz wrong by writing a story in 'QUEEN'S ENGLISH'..

Aren't u guys tired of d "ishi and flow brawl". One tin i observed in both mazi and flow's thread is that fans love fights, which shouldn't be so, flow has got his own pattern of writin,ishi has her pattern of writin,slickest has his own, my guy frank3:16 has his own pattern,so also every writer has his or her own pattern, if ur writer and anoda writer is having a brawl u dont need 2 put fuel into d fire na, instead put omo and water 2 kill d fire.



Nairaland sef don turn something else o, Even our father at d top Baba God gave us jez ten commandment, nairaland dey give 21,how come wetin . And my oga wey nl dont turn im name 2 foxyban ,sud be given an award o,cos he keeps breaking every rule, im don open anoda 1 now,anoda rule broken.

Damex333: Aren't u guys tired of d "ishi and flow brawl". One tin i observed in both mazi and flow's thread is that fans love fights, which shouldn't be so, flow has got his own pattern of writin,ishi has her pattern of writin,slickest has his own, my guy frank3:16 has his own pattern,so also every writer has his or her own pattern, if ur writer and anoda writer is having a brawl u dont need 2 put fuel into d fire na, instead put omo and water 2 kill d fire.



Nairaland sef don turn something else o, Even our father at d top Baba God gave us jez ten commandment, nairaland dey give 21,how come wetin . And my oga wey nl dont turn im name 2 foxyban ,sud be given an award o,cos he keeps breaking every rule, im don open anoda 1 now,anoda rule broken.

Chai..them MOPO CUM MY HOUSE CUM TIF MY LAPTOP FONE,MONI AND ODA TINS DAY B4 YESTERDAY... [color=#006600][/color]

swaggerkid: Chai..them MOPO CUM MY HOUSE CUM TIF MY LAPTOP FONE,MONI AND ODA TINS DAY B4 YESTERDAY... [color=#006600][/color]

Damex333: Aren't u guys tired of d "ishi and flow brawl". One tin i observed in both mazi and flow's thread is that fans love fights, which shouldn't be so, flow has got his own pattern of writin,ishi has her pattern of writin,slickest has his own, my guy frank3:16 has his own pattern,so also every writer has his or her own pattern, if ur writer and anoda writer is having a brawl u dont need 2 put fuel into d fire na, instead put omo and water 2 kill d fire.



Nairaland sef don turn something else o, Even our father at d top Baba God gave us jez ten commandment, nairaland dey give 21,how come wetin . And my oga wey nl dont turn im name 2 foxyban ,sud be given an award o,cos he keeps breaking every rule, im don open anoda 1 now,anoda rule broken.

21. Please spell
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Flow where you dey nao? Come nack us better tori jor...
Me dey wait your next update o

"Brainbox wetin dey that nylon bag?" I asked Brainbox as he came out of the toilet. "na money" He replied as he untied the nylon bag.

"na money wey i don dey save since we start this necklace business" Brainbox said. "na for inside toilet you dey save the money?" Man asked. "yes na" Brainbox answered.

I asked myself where in the toilet his bank might be that nobody ever saw the huge amount of money. So i asked, "where for toilet wey you put the money?". "na inside that place wey water wey dem dey use flush dey store" He meant the closet where water for flushing is stored.

"as una don know where i dey save money now, i go change to another place" Brainbox added. "na because of Bigie nahim make me hide the money there, i no say nobody for this house be thief" Brainbox said with a smile.

True talk, nobody in the compound steals other than the Notorious BIG and the Brainy Brainbox.

"so Baba jay how much be the total money wey i go contribute for the business?" Brainbox asked. "seven of us go contribute the same amount, so na 33,000naira you go contribute" said Baba jay.

To the surprise of everyone, Brainbox counted 33k out of the toilet money and handed it over to Baba jay. He put the rest into his pocket. The applaud that followed was deafening.

"so one person has paid his complete money, the rest of us has 7days to raise ours" Pkc stated.


"Up NEPA!!" Power was restored. "yeeeeh! Flow which kin rubbish haircut them barb you" Snoop said. Due to how events were unfolding so fast, and due to the fact that it was dark, I had totally forgotten i was still on the rat chop haircut.

"omoh, as Ade dey barb me, naso Police come arrest am say him follow people wey come kill Chief that day" I informed.

"so Ade na MOPO? Nawa oh! Who go send them to kill Chief sef?" Snoop asked the air.
"good! The spirit of Chief is arresting them one by one" said Pkc.


"if we open this barbing salon wey we wan open, who go dey barb people sef?" Brainbox asked as we both walked to Paco's barber's shop to finish what Ade started. "i no know oh, wetin i know be say e no fit be Me, or You, or Man, because we go soon go back to our Kponkpon job" I replied.


"Omoh see as customers full Paco salon, that guy dey use Jaz oh" I informed everyone as we got home. "we go fit make am so? Unless we go use Jaz like am oh" Brainbox said. "we are not using any Jaz, God is our Jaz" Pkc said.

"Jaz" here is not reffering to the music genre that originated from the Western world. It means Juju. And "Juju" is also not reffering to the music genre "Afro Juju" that is popular in South western Nigeria. Jaz from the context means using Voodoo to gain customers.


Sleep came. And i fell asleep. I slept on the floor because it was my turn to do so.

I dreamt i married the crowned Most beautiful girl in Nigeria, but as i was about to "enter the place", someone woke me.

"aaaaah! Tega e no go better for you, na now wey i wan arrange my fine Miss Nigeria wife for my dream, nahim you wake me, you be enemy of progress oh" I cursed.

"guy you don get Malaria be that oh, na person wey get Malaria nahim dey dream dat kin dream, stand up make we pray jor" Tega said, and the whole house laughed at me.


We prayed for about 2hours. Guess what our prayers were centered on? Our proposed business.

To every "Amen" we said, Baba jay responded with a hot fart. I just couldn't tell if that was his way of saying Amen. Or if his mouth was his a''ss and vice versa.

What i could tell was that the stench the fart produced caused a royal rumble in my stomach.


As we sat under the mango tree, "nna mehn! Baba jay we dey pray you dey mess, u no dey respect God oh" Man suddenly said. "i think say na only me hear the mess wey him scatter oh" I said. "guy, Baba jay finish me with mess no be small, u know say na me sidon near am, him mess make my eye red like person wey smoke Igboh" Brainbox said. "the mess even make Pkc forget prayer point wey him wan talk" I said that because Pkc wasn't close by.

"all of una for come sellotape my nyash make i no mess na" Baba jay said.

"even if we sellotape your nyash, your mess go tear the sellotape" Snoop said and we laughed beyond control.

From talking about Baba jay's messopotania, we started arguing about how expensive Chief Levinus's car that was parked outside could be.

What we never knew was that, the windscreen of the car would be smashed in a matter of minutes, not only that, we never knew we would all watch a live b'lue film in a matter of minutes also.

''Dancing dancing, i am dancing.. What am I doing?''

Who can guess what happened next?

flow1759: Who can guess what happened next?

kate and chief Livinus were making out in his and somebody;maybe kate's boyfriend smashed chief's car windscreen.
#Tell me i go ittttttttt

Chief Levinus dey chop Kate ''kpormor'' oh for inside car. Or so I tot

chief and kate quarell naked outside. nahim kate carry stone smash him glass.

deji47: chief and kate quarell naked outside. nahim kate carry stone smash him glass.

You all got it wrong. But Jerry2i is closer.

Flow u wnt kil me wit suspence

chai live blue film i neva see such na for tv i dey watch am, na chief wife broke the windscreen so i tot. How ur your joystick be when the unmentionable incident happen

4kizo: Flow u wnt kil me wit suspence

No worry when we reach there you go know!

deji47: flow I sight u. update for ur guys dem now. biko.

Deji omo Yoruba. Eni suru

I always get on here too late to comment...It is only 5:15 pm in America right now

Love to read when I get home from work...keep it flowing

Foxy_Vista:

he no funny jooor;(

flow1759:

Deji omo Yoruba. Eni suru

ati gbo oh!!