@eldee
strong words ke? i have already learnt all there is to know

jennykadry:

e be like say ,dangerous is actually hiaaa to cause trouble

of course na

jennykadry:

e be like say ,dangerous is actually hiaaa to cause trouble

Na dangermouse be my name

And eliminating danger is my M.O

dangermous:

Na dangermouse be my name

And eliminating danger is my M.O

blah blah blah

And eliminating danger is my M.O

storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

jennykadry:

storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

abi o

ibkaye:

@eldee
strong words ke? i have already learnt all there is to know

Chei, see me baby growing up oooh
Aight, 'flirting' is a very, very bad word, u heard?

eldee:

Chei, see me baby growing up oooh
Aight, 'flirting' is a very, very bad word, u heard?

says who?

jennykadry:

storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Na wa. You must have a sixpack

Na wa. You must have a sixpack

Get thee behind me devil

Says moi, your daddy, heard
The next time you use that word, u'll be grounded, have you heard

jennykadry:

Get thee behind me devil

Amiii Jesu!

@eldee
sharrap diaaaa, nonseenseee

jennykadry:

Get thee behind me devil

With that your yansh wey person fit see from the front.

With that your yansh wey person fit see from the front.

Man shall not live by nyash alone but by every word dat proceeds from the mouth of dangermous cursed privates

@dangermous
why are you insulting people?  

ibkaye:

Amiii Jesu!

@eldee
Yes daddy  

Good girl, now go revise for tomorrow, switheart

@dangermous
why are you insulting people?

ask him ooo,he just wants trouble

i dont know how he saw d nyash of a married woman in her husbands house

eldee:

Good girl, now go revise for tomorrow, switheart

na lie o! that post was modified! see your head, yeye boy!  

jennykadry:

ask him ooo,he just wants trouble

i don't know how he saw d nyash of a married woman in her husbands house

Trouble ke. Me I was flirting o

ibkaye:

see your head, yes dad!  

I know you love me baby, now go get your books

dangermous:

Trouble ke. Me I was flirting o

you call that flirting?

@eldee
you are using juju!

Trouble ke. Me I was flirting o

flirting?i doubt dat ,if flirting is all about using some parts of pple bodies to insult them,then u dont know wat flirting is

ibkaye:

@eldee
you are using juju!

Who taught my baby the j-word

African muscular type bodies are not designed for slim fit, you know, but however, fat belly is not an excuse for that. In my next comment, i'll explain my findings, a factor well responsible for protruding bellies

@eldee
i go slap u o

ibkaye:

@eldee
i go slap u o

With which hand

jennykadry:

flirting?i doubt that ,if flirting is all about using some parts of people bodies to insult them,then u don't know what flirting is

Eiya. Ever since I came to this site. N so so wahala I jus dey enter.

No mind me Married woman. I was a tad too crude

Bo greet Mr Kadry o. Tell am say, make e no vex.

Eiya. Ever since I came to this site. N so so wahala I jus dey enter.

No mind me Married woman. I was a tad too crude

Bo greet Mr Kadry o. Tell am say, make e no vex.

rofl,honestly dangermous u r a charcter

eldee:

With which hand

with an iron  

Nigeria boi:

Nigerian Girls And Protruding Belly

You see a beautiful girl who's gt everything, but one thing just kills them:
THEIR BELLY.

Why do most Nigerian girls have protruding belly? Is there a remedy? Because I think I am not feeling it.

What do you expect of a girl who just consumed 4 kilogrammes of Eba or Ekpu, and she does so almost in every meal, how could such have flat "sexy" belly?
Hey, these meals are heavy, and they go direct into the stomach where they lodge before digestion. Even most slim girl have protruding bellies

ibkaye:

with an iron  

I'm so scared

eldee:

I'm so scared

of course you are, the iron will be boiling hot and you never know where i might jut throw it