LASIEFAIRE:

like your own

like my own ke? i don't think so jare

"The alarming thing is, some of these very men have pot bellies too.  And a pot belly looks better on a woman, atleast she has the hips and breasts to compliment it, than on a man, He looks like a pregnant cow, Moo  moo" @ busta rhymes


Gaddemmitt !

The girls will start attending gym if the guys will also aswell, it goes 50/50, deal, or no deal? Grin

dont decieve yourself. men and women are not mate. men can get away with things that women can not so stop thinking like a bitch

wendymanda:

So women should never show good living?

So to dey eat anyhow na good living,dem wan finish the boy money,ice cream nkwobi,isi ewu,small stout,power horse,biscuit,dundun samosa, shaki ,kpomo bokoto,gordon spark,sminoff ice,zobo ,chinese,chinasa, puff puff all dem wan put inside mouth,why dem belly no go long.

yebariba:

don't decieve yourself. men and women are not mate. men can get away with things that women can not so stop thinking like a bitch

I don't think like a bitch o  

Men can get away with[b] some [/b] things that women cannot, I agree, but pot bellies? hehehehe, whatever you say, keep eating your pounded yam after midnight and you will see  

[size=20pt]kai!!! 15 Pages? [/size]

yebariba:

don't decieve yourself. men and women are not mate. men can get away with things that women can not so stop thinking like a bitch

slow your roll, son. you dont have to call no lady a bitch. thats pathetic. fools like you make me sick

Roscodaddy:


So to dey eat anyhow na good living,them wan finish the boy money,ice cream nkwobi,isi ewu,small stout,power horse,biscuit,dundun samosa, shaki ,kpomo bokoto,gordon spark,sminoff ice,zobo ,chinese,chinasa, puff puff all them wan put inside mouth,why them belly no go long.

If the boy have the money and buys all of that then he apparently thinks it is worth his girlfriend eating to show good living. Like someone on Nairaland has "if you think she a gold digger you must be a (insert word here)

ibkaye:

The girls will start attending gym if the guys will also, it goes 50/50, deal, or no deal?

any orobor wey dey wait for man to go gym bfor she sort hersef out go wait tilllyy

LASIEFAIRE:

slow your roll, son. you don't have to call no lady a bitch. thats pathetic. fools like you make me sick

ibkaye:

i felt it on my cheek.

LASIEFAIRE:

i felt it on my cheek.

hehehe

Roscodaddy:


So to dey eat anyhow na good living,them wan finish the boy money,ice cream nkwobi,isi ewu,small stout,power horse,biscuit,dundun samosa, shaki ,kpomo bokoto,gordon spark,sminoff ice,zobo ,chinese,chinasa, puff puff all them wan put inside mouth,why them belly no go long.

aunty big stout don finish. small dey? no. legend nko? finished ma. ok bring satzenbrau make i just manage am and abeg bring  fresh fish. ha anty fresh fish don fish. ok bring fried meat. dear yu will but me goat head take away.

and so it goes on and on. she wan chop everything finish. dem belle no get prohibited or banned lem ups. evrything yu offer na bring it

kingdong:


aunty big stout don finish. small dey? no. legend nko? finished ma. ok bring satzenbrau make i just manage am and abeg bring fresh fish. ha anty fresh fish don fish. ok bring fried meat. dear yu will but me goat head take away.

and so it goes on and on. she wan chop everything finish. them belle no get prohibited or banned lem ups. evrything yu offer na bring it

Seriously, can you understand yourself?

Seriously, can you understand yourself?

i guess he is just confused dats all

jennykadry:

i guess he is just confused that is all

I wonder, this transcends Pidgen English

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda stop the injustice. Mob action is unlawful.

LASIEFAIRE:

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda stop the injustice. Mob action is unlawful.

If you can decipher that then please do us the favor as an interpreter of decoding speech or whatever that would be considered.

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda stop the injustice. Mob action is unlawful

jenny again i have not even posted any reply here for a long time,and im just posting one and lasiefaire is already on my case

we dont understand d confused language someone just replied,and we r asking for a translation and u r here, telling us another thing

wendymanda:

If you can decipher that then please do us the favor as an interpreter of decoding speech or whatever that would be considered.

no help from me sorry i dont translate stupidity

LASIEFAIRE:

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda stop the injustice. Mob action is unlawful.

benu re lo. jo

sho ranti "mob action" ti won fi se ti won

LASIEFAIRE:

no help from me sorry i don't translate stupidity

We can't either

no help from me sorry i don't translate stupidity

then dont criticise us now,we r all confused here wt dat grammar

can some one help us out here

LASIEFAIRE:

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda stop the injustice. Mob action is unlawful.

abeg leff them for me.

if there be any of yu who looks all pudgy or yu know one who is and yu feel all so sorry about it then get off yu sorry fat ass ( or is it belly now? ) and do
something about it. wetin wey yamayama na only wan thing e be and dat is yamayama. and if yu don loss for another man xtry so tay yu no sabi anglais
made in naija abi yu just dey format, wo na yu saka!

this is probably one of the most hilarious threads i have read on this website

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda,make una leave the man alone,abi una belly long.

kingdong:

abeg leff them for me.

if there be any of yu who looks all pudgy or yu know one who is and yu feel all so sorry about it then get off yu sorry fat ass ( or is it belly now? ) and do
something about it. wetin wey yamayama na only wan thing e be and that is yamayama. and if yu don loss for another man xtry so tay yu no sabi anglais
made in naija abi yu just dey format, wo na yu saka!

Sorry, I still can't understand you. Nice try though

abeg leff them for me.

if there be any of yu who looks all pudgy or yu know one who is and yu feel all so sorry about it then get off yu sorry fat ass ( or is it belly now? ) and do
something about it. wetin wey yamayama na only wan thing e be and that is yamayama. and if yu don loss for another man xtry so tay yu no sabi anglais
made in naija abi yu just dey format, wo na yu saka!

this is turning into something elsee ooooo
what kind of kanguage is that kingdong,chinese i guess?

Roscodaddy:

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda,make una leave the man alone,abi una belly long.

Are you okay? hot flashes?

LASIEFAIRE:

no help from me sorry i don't translate stupidity

me stupidity. ha lol. not to yur fault. yu dey style style pally the chicks. yu sef no undastand?  Mr. made in japan

kingdong:

abeg leff them for me.

if there be any of yu who looks all pudgy or yu know one who is and yu feel all so sorry about it then get off yu sorry fat ass ( or is it belly now? ) and do
something about it. wetin wey yamayama na only wan thing e be and that is yamayama. and if yu don loss for another man xtry so tay yu no sabi anglais
made in naija abi yu just dey format, wo na yu saka!

I thought this was Patois, but then again it has not understandable structure. I think it is madness, this person is speaking to himself in forwards and backwards sentences. Maybe it is one of those lost languages. This is probably whay it was lost in the first place.

cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda,make una leave the man alone,abi una belly long

MR ACHEBE D PEACE MAKER, what is my name doing there