kingdong:

me stupidity. ha lol. not to yur fault. yu dey style style pally the chicks. yu sef no undastand? Mr. made in japan

He doesn't even try, lost in his own bliss of lunacy.

jennykadry:

MR ACHEBE D PEACE MAKER, what is my name doing there

Maybe they know each other.

Cadet:

Sorry, I still can't understand you. Nice try though

well its simple pidgin english and if yu no understan, what yu want me to do about it? nothing ba? good cos nothing is it

On a more serious note, hmmmm i have seen a trend in nigeria and in teh US as well, especially texas.  yeah the females def have big tummies, but the men arent too far behind either.  (im not generalizing but i see it quite often).  When there is a party and the women have to wear evenin gowns , its like a girdle convention.    But they shouldnt worry to much, some of the guys look bad so it should even itself out.

kingdong:

well its simple pidgin english and if yu no understan, what yu want me to do about it? nothing ba? good because nothing is it

I said keep trying. Dnt reply me again if you're going to keep torturing me like this

Maybe they know each other.

i guess so

but seriously kingdong, we can't understand u, your written pidgeon sucks

pidgeon english ke?dats no pidgeon english my dear,its another language entirely

the guy no sabi yarn at all

@ jenny
how far na?

wendymanda:

He doesn't even try, lost in his own bliss of lunacy.

bliss is driving back to the mainland rest assured there will be no traffic all the way and after cooling off on nairaland.

if too say na weekend i for go blaze up then go siddon for poolside for eko hotel or back of oview in a cloud of high listening to u2 on me ipod. if na lunacy well lets have more of it. specially as ba dey flow

kingdong:

bliss is driving back to the mainland rest assured there will be no traffic all the way and after cooling off on nairaland.

if too say na weekend i for go blaze up then go siddon for poolside for eko hotel or back of oview in a cloud of high listening to u2 on me ipod. if na lunacy well lets have more of it. specially as ba dey flow

Are u kidding me? English??

@ jenny
how far na?

i dey my brother,how body?+


u don find me come dis thread saucekid abi

kingdong:

bliss is driving back to the mainland rest assured there will be no traffic all the way and after cooling off on nairaland.

if too say na weekend i for go blaze up then go siddon for poolside for eko hotel or back of oview in a cloud of high listening to u2 on me ipod. if na lunacy well lets have more of it. specially as ba dey flow

I still don't get it. The strands that make up the sentence have no connection, non I say.

see jobless big belle women see me see trouble. na wa o. whatever yu choose to call d lingua na una sabi if una no understand am. i dont give a van damn

jennykadry:

i dey my brother,how body?+


u don find me come this thread saucekid abi

They're speaking Pidgin English which is thus decipherable as I can translate to another person what they have written here.

Thank God for Literacy!!

sometimes i forget how mean some naija boys can be

no forget ooo
dem bad wella


a@ jenny
kuvuki extend reach here

see jobless big belle women see me see trouble. na wa o. whatever yu choose to call d lingua na una sabi if una no understand am. i don't give a van damn

see jobless over sagged bodied man oooooo,abeg leave us wt our big belle

no be fight o sistess. me i dey go haus . make unu wish me safe janny.  

wen i rich hass i go yu know ! wen i chop finish but no big belle dia allah be praised. then i'll be back on naira

i tire sef. if una no fit understand, how come me i fit.

may una dey pretend there like say butter no dey melt for una mouth. I sure say una dey dance suwo[i][/i] for house

chai. . .
ifeme!

Birds of the same feather flock together

Probably the same person with different names.

over feeding na the cause, Most girls tooo dey chop chop chop, they pretend like they dont eat,  Little drops of water, Little grains of sand Make a mighty ocean ,

so little little chop chop causes the belle

another reason, is the fact that many Nigerians dont exercies, even the men, we feel the stress we go thru during the days activity is also an exercies.

God help us

too much talk

wendymanda:

Probably the same person with different names.

Whats with the snide remarks  

software:

over feeding na the cause, Most girls tooo dey chop chop chop, they pretend like they don't eat, Little drops of water, Little grains of sand Make a mighty ocean ,

so little little chop chop causes the belle

another reason, is the fact that many Nigerians don't exercies, even the men, we feel the stress we go through during the days activity is also an exercies.

God help us

kai! see how the thought of big belle is cheering him up . So why are you guys complaining?

its not over feeding as many have erroneously posited. My ex had a smooth round belly and she eats like a mouse. most times it has to do with the woman's physique. If she's naturally plump then expect her to have a nice round belly.
I think we men place too many unrealistic expectation on our women, we want them to be figure 8 yet we expect them to have a flat stomach, that isnt going to happen so get used to it.

Besides, a woman with some babyfat will definitely have a belly. trust me, it can be very sexy especially if she has big boobs.  

Too much information!!!!!!


And you dnt need to be fat to have big boobs

And you dnt need to be fat to have big boobs

word, but u don't have to seal ya mouth

jennykadry:

word, but u don't have to seal ya mouth

*sighs*