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Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by cnwaejike(f): 8:46am On Sep 17, 2013
[quote author=Chiopatra][/quote]better wash them properly when piled up dan washing them in a rush
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by joshuaidibia(m): 8:48am On Sep 17, 2013
cnwaejike: are u describing ur gf here or re u letting us kno dat u visit whores a lot
nawa 4u
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by vivaciousvivi(f): 8:48am On Sep 17, 2013
Wash what?? shocked shocked shocked Excuse u! Lol
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Gideon1010(m): 8:49am On Sep 17, 2013
Haba, habatically na wao ooo,wash female under wear?,haa! na only Okiri go fet do dat knd thn ooo.
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by dagr8oy: 8:50am On Sep 17, 2013
dgifted: wash her underwear

Nawa o ... house boy things



NOT at all, if u do it d rit way...u gonna gain ur self a huge respect 4dat. I tried it with my x when i ws in sch,,4rm dat day...she showered me lv lik blessin witout RESERVE, & more respect. The funny part is dat i did it b4 her frndz lolz...bt d benefits 4rm dat day...
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by joshuaidibia(m): 8:53am On Sep 17, 2013
I have noticed sometin on NL. Some of d topics making FP re in most ways hard on guys. Every1 wana knw hw often a guy changes hs under wear. Bt nobody wana knw hw often d grls do. Evrbody wnts a guy to wash ha underwear dt he doesn't knw hw often she changes it. Bt nobody wants a grl to wash a guys underwear. It seems NL still favours d old religion. Favours d CHALICE(female) more than the CHEVRON(male).
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by jane441: 9:03am On Sep 17, 2013
oh my goodness......i love ds topic...is inspiring...i have been in a relationship for abt 6yrs now...am getting bored of it...but ds thread gave me a reason y i shouldnt get tired..lol am soo happy....i feel like flying.
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:05am On Sep 17, 2013
That under wear part is very tricky bcus it's not every lady that would appreciate you as a guy doing that for them, in otherwords they might feel embaranced by it.
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by fasho01(m): 9:05am On Sep 17, 2013
We are all entitled to seeing things our way. Funny reactions coming out of this thread grin grin grin
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Cathaliya: 9:11am On Sep 17, 2013
Some of these guys wey dey shout "no, never" never even wash their own boxers clean, na to wash woman own.


How dey wan do am nah?


grin

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Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:14am On Sep 17, 2013
ngozievergreen: Can sb tell me the big deal in washing pants for ur gf

Women pants dont worth touching left alone washing. Even with washer, i cant even think of that. Not in this generation. Have u tried it wit ur man?
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Cathaliya: 9:15am On Sep 17, 2013
ayobase:

U know I can do anything for u swthrt.

Where are the pants and the bras.....who dey talk sey make I no wash dem!....pack them come now now!

D-exp, go carry ur woman's come, I'm ready and willing!
grin
oh, honey boo boo boo boo boo boo, you will?

While at it, can you boil water for my bathh?


You are the sweetest in the whole wide world..!

grin

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Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Dibangoking(m): 9:16am On Sep 17, 2013
Wash PANT ke?...smh 4 d op
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:21am On Sep 17, 2013
eddiebruk:


@OP you sure say you take your Meds today before you paste this thing for NL, because he get one news wey i read say one Nigeria guy for Abidjan wey start craze new carry cutlass go police station go pursue police, i come dey wonder wether na where your own craze carry you go be this...? for Nigerians naim you dey write all these ones for..?

Must you quote the whole post?
angry
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:22am On Sep 17, 2013
cnwaejike: i hav a strong feeling dat all dese guys saying abomination to washing their gf's undies do much worse finz dan dat...........na for here una go dey do tufiakwa.....i go catch all of una one by one where una sitdon dey wash panteri nd brazil

Am sure u cant boast of ur bf doing it for you or has he? Men are always men. We are friendly with ur punny when d arsenal is up, but after then.. grin
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:28am On Sep 17, 2013
cnwaejike: are u describing ur gf here or re u letting us kno dat u visit whores a lot

Lols. Why am i sure i culd have the same unpleasant odour oozing out from ur region if am banging u? Come here, let me see it. grin
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Bliss4Lyfe(f): 9:28am On Sep 17, 2013
People dat read romance novel are bad romantics...hahah!
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:32am On Sep 17, 2013
cnwaejike: swear say no be ur woman pant u dey wash ryt nw

So you've been putting that ur innocent bf on a spell making him to wash ur pant abi? God no go 4giv u if u no unspell ur bf. grin
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:36am On Sep 17, 2013
dagr8oy:

NOT at all, if u do it d rit way...u gonna gain ur self a huge respect
4dat. I tried it with my x when i ws in sch,,4rm dat day...she showered
me lv lik blessin witout RESERVE, & more respect. The funny part is
dat i did it b4 her frndz lolz...bt d benefits 4rm dat day...


You need to see a psychiatrist asap.
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by gbengaola: 9:37am On Sep 17, 2013
CAUSE A FIGHT: what if she don dey find way to dump u,she go come get excuse,una go blame yourself if this one back fire

JAIL YOURSELF: unto wetin na,love dey sweet na hin make me wan try am,which one come be jail,please no jailing tinz,please no tinz jail.

SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONE: if ur girl dey jealous,she go tell u say "because u dey with CARO una come switch off ur phone lastnight, na trouble be that

WASH HER UNDERWEAR: in dbanj's voice DON'T TELL ME NONSENSE and please permit me to say "VEGETABLE THINGS"

ASK FOR A BREAK: no free period make she come get time for the SUGAR DADDY and all her facebook,2go friends,wetin she don dey find tey tey,I go dey monitor my babe 2 4 7.

PULL A PRANK: except she be butter girl,if na aje-pako,hahah I dey laugh simply because slap fit be the return surprise for u,make wetin u no plan for no come surface.
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by benemeka: 9:41am On Sep 17, 2013
As washing of undawear, it works. I had done dat 4 my ex, and d gurl is stil very much in love wit me even though she has goten married. Just to tel u how dat action can encirle woman's hrt
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Nobody: 9:45am On Sep 17, 2013
ayobase:

one of the reasons I like u...straight to the point.....sexkillz, u r a lucky guy..no under wears washing for u.....dont panic!
Hand dey pain me before?
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by write2obi(m): 9:47am On Sep 17, 2013
CAUSE A FIGHT
Yes! This may look strange but very effective. The major part of your relationship that would be affected is the over-familiarity side between you both and that's very much a positive one. Having a little fight in a relationship is the easiest and fastest way to spark it up.
It will bring about a slight separation

and that will cause you both to miss each other though less on you since you planned it. It makes us appreciate our partner more. Those little things like the text messages, phone calls and whatnot that paused as a result of the little fight, awakens us to recognize the importance they have on us. Make sure it's a 'little' fight, meaning, what will cause it should be something of little importance that could make you both doubt your level of maturity when you get over it.
A good point, this works for me 101%

JAIL YOURSELF
you mean like locking my self up?

SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONE
@Op this is not acceptable, you forgot we also work and do businesses with our phone?

WASH HER UNDER WEARS
I'll do this, only if it will make Messi play for Man United
ASK FOR A BREAK
This will never work for me, if she ask for a break, then that's the end

PULL A PRANK
Pls ladies don't try this, this will certainly backfire.
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by emmadejust(m): 9:50am On Sep 17, 2013
horlajide: Capital O.Y.O

Like the warning that follows WWE adverts and wrestling stunts

"PLEASE DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME"

oooo gosh u don talk wetin I wan be talk for d mattaz..
but wat abt portin to standby gal for ya area
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by write2obi(m): 9:55am On Sep 17, 2013
dagr8oy:



NOT at all, if u do it d rit way...u gonna gain ur self a huge respect 4dat. I tried it with my x when i ws in sch,,4rm dat day...she showered me lv lik blessin witout RESERVE, & more respect. The funny part is dat i did it b4 her frndz lolz...bt d benefits 4rm dat day...

So why do she has that title x , guess she dumped ur sorry A.ssss
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Austindark(m): 10:01am On Sep 17, 2013
washing undies?


END TYM TINZ

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Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Emlina(f): 10:28am On Sep 17, 2013
Capitas7: these are crazy but useful tips. reactions may just differ depending on your partner's nature, or how you've built your relationship.
Correct talk jare.
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Tinyemeka(m): 10:29am On Sep 17, 2013
D-Explorer:
Every relationship needs a spark! No matter how long you both have been together; there would always be a time when everything looks boring. A time when it seems the touch and feeling of romance is lost. It isn't a spell or a fault from any of you two, it’s a natural occurrence. It's just like a sudden silence in the middle of a conversation where everyone seems to be without words. LikLike wisely in relationships, there are moments of silence; moments when certain things look too usual or over-used, moments when the regular things becomes deadening. This is different from [url=http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/06/how-to-save-dying-relationship.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SingleDatingEngagedMarried+%28Single+%7C+Dating+%7C+Engaged+%7C+Married%29] saving a dying relationship [/url] , it's about the spark! Every day, you probably talk for hours over the phone and you got nothing new to say. You probably see your partner everyday and the face becomes too familiar or maybe you are just finding a way of reviving your boring intimate life. Whichever phase your relationship is experiencing now, you've got some crazy but amazing tips right here to give it that much needed spark. Be aware that these tips aren't common. They’re not the everyday romance epistles. They work like an unexpected jab to the jaw and do powers your relationship back on track. Now, let get it:


CAUSE A FIGHT
Yes! This may look strange but very effective. The major part of your relationship that would be affected is the over-familiarity side between you both and that's very much a positive one. Having a little fight in a relationship is the easiest and fastest way to spark it up. It will bring about a slight separation and that will cause you both to miss each other though less on you since you planned it. It makes us appreciate our partner more. Those little things like the text messages, phone calls and whatnot that paused as a result of the little fight, awakens us to recognize the importance they have on us. Make sure it's a 'little' fight, meaning, what will cause it should be something of little importance that could make you both doubt your level of maturity when you get over it.


JAIL YOURSELF
The fact is, in a relationship, we appreciate our partner more when we miss them. Make yourself unavailable for a while. Deny your partner your physical presence: a good excuse would do. In every relationship, there is this possibility of being taking for granted when we see our loved ones regularly. The point is if your partner truly loves you, seeing you again after your few days of personal jail term would be like Christmas.


SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONE
As a lady, can you express that sweet feeling when your man goes: "where have you been? What happened to your phone? I've been trying your mobile for the past 5 hours. You kept me so worried. Thank goodness I got you! . . . blah, blah, blah!" LOL. Sincerely, hearing that, any lady would feel special. Imagine the genuineness of the expression on his face, the serious look like that of a kid craving for more chocolates . . . Lady, that special feeling of been loved could make a monkey look beautiful. LOL. Yeah! That's the essence. It sure works at max! That’s the spark, doing that once-a-while is a good deal to refreshing your relationship. It wakes the attraction for each other and revives your values before your partner.

WASH HER UNDER WEARS
For men - I don't know the response of culture and tradition to this act but if we're to exercise love without boundaries then it has got to be NO big deal. It's obviously a crazy way to spark things up in your relationship. You may not need to inform her; you just go to her wardrobe, pick them up and wash them before she comes back. Likewise, she probably could be around while you wash and she stares at you. It's nothing awful but a sure way to establish a sweet emotional feeling for having you as her man. Not many men do this and that’s what makes you different. Best believe, this has nothing to do with your ego or position as a man. It has nothing to do with you being “in-charge.” It’s a unique way of claiming absolute ownership of your woman. You don’t have to do this all the time but such humble act is a total spark for any relationship.


ASK FOR A BREAK
There are [url=http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/04/3-simple-ways-to-hypnotize-your-partner.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SingleDatingEngagedMarried+%28Single+%7C+Dating+%7C+Engaged+%7C+Married%29] ways to hypnotize your partner [/url] , on a first date or after. When it comes to asking a break, I'd advise you to find a good reason for this. Let assume your man complains a lot about your poor communication or some weakness, even when you know he's right and you desire to change, that could be your cogent reason. Make his complaint your reason and wait to see how defensive he's going to sound: more like eating his words. Let me create a scene here, it’s a deep emotional feeling when a lady come to agree that she’s not good enough for her man. Right at his face, at that minute, what you've done is making your man think he’s been too hard on you especially when that expression comes along with a subtle tear-drop. That simple act transfers all the blames on him and he would suddenly think he’s the one to take it easy on you, but the truth is; you’re the one that got to change! It’s called emotional blackmail! Many men won’t like me for this though. LOL. That's for the ladies; the men should find what works. LOL


PULL A PRANK
Yes! We all need it in our relationship. It’s a little but good feelings of genuine love to have your partner respond to the prank. Imagine the feeling of seeing your partner rush home because you said you were sick. Imagine you call a situation an emergency to your partner and then he rushes to see you only to tell him you just want to see his face. Now, that’s interesting! There are several pranks you can pull to spark up your relationship. It’s a little but good feeling when we are reassured of our partner’s love and commitment toward us.

The beauty of these crazy highlights is the beautiful reactions and expressions that come with it. The fact that, it makes us feel more special, wanted, valued and appreciated . . . that's the Spark!

http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/08/crazy-ways-to-spark-up-your-relationship.html

All these copy-copy feminist, chauvinistic "women power" bull crap! undecided

See Ogugua na. Being real.

And yes I quoted the entire article. Bite me! angry

Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by Kween1: 10:32am On Sep 17, 2013
Sure!
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by cordss(m): 10:35am On Sep 17, 2013
Cathaliya: I can see some people actually dont know how to spend their 24hrs.... I think I need more hours added to my own 24hrs.



Excess time wastage.


Who says we will run out of what to discuss? With the present economic melt down, na to spark up rlshp wey dey important. Abeg if you no like as we dey, retrace your lane, at least that will be a minus to my expenses......have got cash to make, ejoo.


seun please we need a 'dislike' button
Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by jascopassion(m): 10:36am On Sep 17, 2013
Kudos to the autor of this link. In my own perspective, I don't really support most of these ideas;
*You dnt spark up a relationship by switching OFF ur mobile phone,common!, tell me ow dis works out?
*If I get u ryt, u tokd abt emotional blackmail,bt do u get to reason oda wise that human being are not the same? We have dft temperament u knw?
*Based on the issue of washing undies for ladies,lol, its nt in anyway emotional.Notin wrng doin it bt I do nt agree it sparks up a relationship.
Lots more to say bt,I wl gv room fo odas to point out their view

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