*Enters thread, sees 2 guys picking on a girl and starts screaming - "GO JEJE GO JEJE GO!"*

@ Jejelolatu,

I am sure you must have heard of MALE CHAUVINISM.
We are Africans, Nairaland is African and as Africans, MEN RULE.
Men are supposed to do the fixing up, talking and generally, all the nice things.
Women on the other hand are supposed to do the washing, sewing, cleaning and cooking.
You should have come as a MAN instead of whining here that y'all are being mis-treated.
Deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the men in the house say. . . . . . . . . CHEERS!!!!!!!


@ Razorr,
You are a bloody instigator!!!!!!!!
Jeje's blood will be on your hands if she gets killed on this thread.
Do u want to carry her casket on your conscience?
Please ponder hard about this.

Haaaaaaaaaa. . .

Some Nigerian men are so shameless.

Why do you guys think I respect Loyika so much? You'll never see Loyika pick on girls the way some guys do. Loyika is generally more witty and knows when he's overdone things.

But some guys still think we're living in the dark ages. They think women should not talk or defend themselves when insulted.
Ok, it's all good, I'm waiting for the miserable asshole that would cross my path!

nooooooooo
jackal u got it all wrong

cos am sooooooooooooo freaking HAPPY to be a lady.

listen, if u do not knw, women have tactics,natural talents and skills.

we control the menfolk, infact behind every man is a remote control[women]

we let u sit at the wheels but we drive from the back sit[owners corner]

we run things.

jejelolatu:

nooooooooo
jackal u got it all wrong

because am sooooooooooooo freaking HAPPY to be a lady.

listen, if u do not knw, women have tactics,natural talents and skills.

we control the menfolk, infact behind every man is a remote control[women]

we let u sit at the wheels but we drive from the back sit[owners corner]

we run things.

Haaa haaa haaa. . .

Girl I love you. You've said it all!

Spot on!

@ Razorr,

Seems like i touched a sore nerve.
Sometimes women have to be put in their place and sometimes u just need to show male superiority.
FBS asked for it and she got what she deserved.

Nigerian men are not shameless.
That is a horrible thing to say, how can u generalise like that?
Don't make me lose ma cool.
Retract that statement ASAP and tender a thousand apologies.

So u respect Loyika?
Respect? Loyika?
Erm, erm, Loyiks, i think u have got some more explanations to do.
A girl who my spider senses say is a preacher's daughter suddenly respects you.
Am i missing something?



@ Jeje a.k.a remote control

And who run things in bed?
We dispose debris into y'all and u carry heavy materials for 9 months or sometimes 10.
You even get to change your last names to ours. . . . . .  How sick is that?
Why would any individual change his dad's last name to mine because i am a dude she wants to marry?
MEN still rule.

Jackal:

@ Razorr,

Seems like i touched a sore nerve.

Oh no. . .  You didn't!      

Jackal:

Sometimes women have to be put in their place and sometimes u just need to show male superiority.

Haaa. . . I've done this a million times. I've had this argument before. Jackal I'm so disappointed. Male superiority? You're having a laugh. Go and ask your pop about 'male superiority'.     

Jackal:

So u respect Loyika?
Respect? Loyika?

What? Have you got a problem with that?    You need to learn a thing or two from him on 'male superiority'.        

@ Loyika,

I rest my CASE.
Seems our dear gooner friend has been doing things we know nothing about.
Time should tell in about 9 months.
Are u still at Rumola road?

@ Jackal

Talking about 'male superiority', I can give you a million scenarios, in my life, in which 'male superiority' proved non-existent.
This happens especially in my office. Do you know I get almost anything I want from guys here? They buy me lunch, fill in for me, jump at any opportunity to be of assistance to me. The guys here dance to my tune like puppies.    
Whenever I commit a crime, I usually get away with it, but when guys do the same, they get punished. I had a fight with a guy last week and the whole office was backing me. The guy looks like a fool today and he has lost the respect of the senior management.  

Haa haa haa

Male superiority, huh?

I can tell you for a fact, that you don't know what you're talking about.    

ha ha ha!

very funnyyyyyyyyyy


have u heard of the saying

"stooping to conquer"
we do all that to get CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP.

trust me, thats a small price to pay for a REMOTE CONTROL!!!!!!!!!11

@Jeje

Bring it on!!!

u have been asking for it . . .  

I ignored u all the while, pls take it to the Freekicks thread!!!

@Jackal


CHEERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!    

@ Razorr,

Its because u are hot, your eyes are sexy, your boobs are luscious and your hips makes em go wow and reh, reh, reh, reh reh.
You must be feening like a Beyonce or Rihanna in your office, innit?
I don't know about the plonkers in your office who happens to be pussies but let it be known, they are doing all that to get into your knickers.
Try and sleep with 2 of 'em and letz see if death don't become u.
You can only catch a monkey by acting like one---------Have u heard that saying before?(i am too good)

Go and interview all the broken-hearted females out there and listen to their tales.
It always starts good in any relationship. Guys will do anything to make u feel. . . .Yes. . . . Yes . . . .Yes, He is an angel.
When the shit hits the fan u will be sorry for yourself and the whole fantasy ends.
If u don't believe me, ask Vivica Fox what 50 cent did to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ RAZORR

need i draw ur attention to the fact that  certain persons have left the "kitchen" cos they cdnt bear the heat!!!!!!!!!!!

oh sorry, one is back, {it}he went out to get some ice

You guys are going to ruin my political career oh!!

By the way, did you hear Heinze wants to leave!! (need to change the topic fast, before more damage is done to the "LOYIKA" Brand.)

GOONER 89

I am looking 4 good library software that can found in Naija

@ Loyika,

Forget about Gabby Heinze for now.
He has paid his dues.

What have u been doing to Razorr?
She just claimed she RESPECTS u a lot.
Are we missing something?
Considering the fact that u are a bloody sexpert in manipulating preacher's daughters.
Pls elaborate!!!!!!!!

Loyika, you dey crase!

Jackal, don't worry, I don't need wisdom sermons from you. I got plenty of that growing up.
You still don't seem to understand what I'm trying to tell you. Should I break your head and put it in? Listen, look around you, women rule!

Why do you think guys steal, kill, loot, work, sweat, e.t.c. It all comes down to women. Your world revolves around women. Everything you do is for women. Many times I feel sorry for you guys, because many of you are living in a fool's paradise. You think you run things, but you don't. Like I've said before, I can give you a million scenarios in which 'male superiority' went to sleep, but let me not go there.

Listen, go and ask the elders (peeps over 50) you know. They would tell you that women indirectly run things.

kitaun:

@Jeje

Bring it on!!!

u have been asking for it . . .  

I ignored u all the while, please take it to the Freekicks thread!!!

do urself and ur ego a great favour

keep ignoring me cos anything short of that would result in "the fall of a tyrant"

hold unto ur rep man,dnt make me take u out

Jackal

if Heinze goes then you are left short at Left back. With only Evra being a suitable replacement.

Errr!! Elaborate Loyika has no idea what Jackal is on about Preacher's daughters is that a new musical group like Scissor Sisters

I am lost Bro

GOONER 89

loyika:

Errr!! Elaborate Loyika has no idea what Jackal is on about Preacher's daughters is that a new musical group like Scissor Sisters

I am lost Bro

GOONER 89

Haa haa haa haa haa. . .
Nice one!

Jackal, can you now see where the respect came from?

Women don't run things in my world.
Men steal, loot, kill and shoot to get into women's knickers and dump 'em.
Why is it very acceptable for a dude to sleep with 300 women and feel proud about it.
Why is it the striking opposite for a woman?

African chiefs marry 2-6 wives and keep em in their mansions.
Sleep with different one everyday and still keep strings of concubines outside to satisfy his sexual appetites
Why do Muslims put Hijabs on their wives so they don't tempt men and they themselves don't wear one?
If women really run things . . . . .A woman should not be held responsible for what men think about her but this is not the case.

Dear me, i can go on and on and on.
Women are slaves to men. No matter how u look at it.
I have seen women taking punches everynight from their husbands and they dare not tell anyone about it.
As a matter of fact, these type of women don't leave their husbands. They prefer taking the batterings than leave their hubbies.
You still got alot to learn because u are still young and naive.
Who knows u might end up your career in the Kitchen if your husband decides u MUST not work, even with all your IT certificates.



@ Loyika,
I dunno how to say this but u are a fucking PERV!!!!!!!!
There are other ways to beat this information out of you.
For now, i rest this case.

yada blah blah blah

teach me a new song

Sharaaaaaaaaaap!

Jackal confess. Please speak the truth.

Instead of killing to make money to impress a woman, won't you prefer to make 100,000 Naira, just from sucking a guy's d*ick?        

I'm engaged to a guy who wants to pay all my bills, he would rather have me lazing about doing nothing, than working. He wants me to stay at home and watch T.V., while he sweats his ass off, working hard and buying me clothes, jewelry, and all kinds of cool stuff.

Jackal, won't you love to be in my shoes?

Confess baby. . .  You envy us.     

@ jackal  

suit yourself.

u can wake up and face reality or u can wallow in your seif inflicted ignorance.
i dnt care , there are more pressing matters to attend to other than trying to save a man from his worst fears.
matters like "peace in the middle east"

@ razorr
dnt waste your time ,he sure knws the truth, hes just in denial

@Jeje


fall of a tyrant?

do u sell home video cassettees at Alaba International market?

for an ex-may I must say I am dissapointed, be more creative  

Jackal is living is denial

he envies our world

we rock and we rule

whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

just note that u have been warned.

@ Razorr,

This is where u keep missing the points like free-throw shots.
That is not limited to females only. Get some exposure!
Haven't u heard of male escorts?
Victoria Beckham could hire my services for a night to shag her brains out for 2000-5000 pounds.
It depends on how classy and discreet my agency is AND how sexy i look.

I will die NOT to be in your shoes if that is what u call having fun.
Sleep in the house all day and watch TV when i can be playing around with beautiful women in the world.
Blimey!!!!!!! I am very happy to be a dude. Its the best gift God gave me.
The guy u are engaged to that wants to pay your bills and make u feel comfy MIGHT be doing the same thing to strings of women out there.
While u are getting the shags from him ONLY, he is getting shagged by other beautiful women.
Wake up babes, its a MAN'S WORLD.
If u don't believe me, ask MUKINA2.
She is still saving up to get a SEX CHANGE surgery!

i love to tell a story
which have often told be4
of how we fought for life and glory at the famous zulu war
side by side we fought like comrades till our enemies were all dead, quote


okay, i wasnt talking to u

u love to tell a story?

Mother dear may I go downtown on Jeje, instead of out to play

no baby no, u may not go!! for the downside is infected

Jackal:

I will die NOT to be in your shoes if that is what u call having fun.
Sleep in the house all day and watch TV when i can be playing around with beautiful women in the world.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .
Who told you that women can't or don't do that!

Wake up sweety. . .    

Talking of male escorts, what percentage of women actually do that?    Very few. The rich spoilt ones. Why would a woman pay a guy to sleep with her, when she can sleep with one and make money?    It doesn't make economic sense.    

Darling, it was you who brought up this 'african man' thingy, so I'm just clarifying things.

One thing I can tell you for a fact is that, I wouldn't be were I am today if I was a guy. I would have suffered. I'm having things so easy because I'm a woman. I'm never broke or hungry. If I'm broke but want to go to the movies, all I have to do is call a poor sucker up and the nigga would spend his hard earned cash trying to impress me and not get anything at the end. I've done that to a million dudes, so I know what I'm talking about.

Get over it. . . Women rule.    

@ Jackal

Loyika is a distinguish individual in the society, who knows nothing about no "Preacher's daughters" or PERVS!! loyika can usually be seen bringing much need succour to the helpless and needy in society.

His watch word is "ALL ARE EQUAL UNDER LOYIKA'S SUN!!"  

He is happily commited to his Women! err!! sorry Woman , and has always taught children to respect womanhood and not violate any woman's right (in any which way, side or form )

Loyika would never, and i repeat "NEVER!" engage or be part of any "SORDID!!" incidents with "Preachers daughters", "Nuns" or any "Lady of the cloth", and i insist that his name should not be associated with such or he will be in contact with HIS solicitors on the next action to take.

Loyika loves (and Respects) all WOMEN Whether Daughters or otherwise (Step Daughters) and he doesn't discriminate.

LONG LIVE Nairaland

GOONER 89

P.S. apart from Evra, who covers left back when Heinze goes, or does that change the need for an extra "Shrek!!"