Jackal ask me what

you dey drunk abi?

Razorr he's jealous, i told you before

kitaun:

u love to tell a story?

Mother dear may I go downtown on Jeje, instead of out to play

no baby no, u may not go!! for the downside is infected

grow up.

@ jackal
up there  is a nland example of women having control
in case u havent observed, i  dragged dr kit down memory lane and just like a lamb to the slaughter he followed.
i wnt bother expansiating on how i did it, i bet he has an explanation.a lie ofcourse,another attempt at denial

Jeje please i am tired today

@ Loyiks i read that

Haaa haa haa

Someone is dying of embarassment right now. . .

" "

@Jeje

can I do the growing up under u?      

pls drag me down memory lanes more gurl!!!

Ladies!1 Ladies!!

I know this might look like one big "Women's Convention!!" but could we all give it a rest, Don't you all need to go back to "Queen Mother!!"[/b]and recharge your batteries, as you map out strategies for [b]"TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!"

@ Jeje

If you love Kitaun, JUST FREAKING SAY SO!! JEEZZZZZ!!

@ Muks

I have no idea what you are talking about

@ Razorr

We will see at home

@ Jackal

Heinze leaving!! Does that mean no more striker coming in

GOONER 89

@ loyiks we shall see

@ Razorr you cant believe what  just ******* i go hit you now . i dey die here

loyika:



@ Jeje

If you love Kitaun, JUST FREAKING SAY SO!! JEEZZZZZ!!

/quote]

if i did i would have said so


@ kit

am pretty sure u were waiting for me to say yes, sorry man, i really hate to deflate ur ego.
its a real pity,but ,i dnt do grumps

@ Loyika,

I now believe u take your Political ambitions very seriously.
As a matter of fact, i would have done the same in your shoes.
I wldn't want any pillock to quote u just when u are about to become the Governor of PH.

To footie issues,
Mikel Silvestre and O'Shea can cover on the left but i would have prefered Silvestre to leave.
Heinze gives me grit on that side though he hasn't really been wow since his long term injury.
Besides, i have decided to stop questioning Ferguson's wisdom after United scored so many goals without a natural centre forward last season.
I'll miss Heinze without a doubt if he leaves.


@ Razorr,
You make everything sound so cheesy and cool about the perks u get for being a woman.
I don't expect u to come here and tell us the number of times that fragile heart of yours have been smashed but i know better.
A poll on Cosmopolitan magazine says there are 7 times more broken-hearted females than males in the world so do the math!!!!!!!
Its a standard practice for men to take chics out, spend on 'em, unlock their holies of holies and score.

As far as i am concerned, it is the best part for me in a relationship. I am sure every guy out there will agree with me.
What can be better than seeing what your money gets u with women? It makes me feel like Abrahamovic whenever Chelsea wins a trophy!!!!!!!!!!
The feeling is great, trust me, i don't feel short-changed at all as long as i SCORE.
Concerning the male escort thingy, the fact that a lot of women don't do it makes it more appealing than common tarts(females) standing on the streets looking for clients.
You need to see how harmattan and rain batter sex workers on Allen avenue @ nights!!!!!
I feel sorry for y'all folkz.

@ jeje,
I think u have mad fixation for Dr. Kit.
Its all good, love's in the air.
Be warned!!!!!!!! Dr Kit packs HEAT and his weapon is HUMUNGOUS!

The silence of a tiger makes IT not a coward.
A man following u in this manner could be very dangerous.
If i were u, i would guard ma loins with an iron knickers and a heavy padlock.

@ Muks,
Am i drunk?
Are u trying to deny u didnt apply for a sex change surgery last november?
God is watching u and shaking his head.

loyika:

@ Razorr

We will see at home

Haa haa haa. . .      

Jackal, I really would love to stay here and engage you in banter, but I've got to go eat. Some dude here just invited me out to lunch. He's paying and I can't refuse.

I can do this all day but sorry, gotta run.

Ciao.

@ Jackie boy

keep dreaming its free to dream

no price to pay

@Jeje

ever heard ''Doing just fine'' by Boyz11Men?    

at least I am the only one who knows how that abortion got to be . . .

U r not telling Nairalanders the truth

WHO IS GRUMPS? HOW DID IT ORIGINATE? gettiing to the source means we are going to have a swell time

@Sir Kay

am asking for ur permission to do some stuff plssssssss



@Jackal

U r WICKID!!!

Jackal:



@ jeje,

Be warned!!!!!!!!
The silence of a tiger makes IT not a coward.
A man following u in this way could be very dangerous.
If i were u, i would guard ma loins with an iron knickers and a heavy padlock.

thanks 4 the advise but i wnt have to take it cos i have it on gud authority that this "tiger" has lost its claws a.k.a potency

@ jeje,
This TIGER needs not his CLAWS.
He still has his willy!!!!!!!!!!!

Claws leave horrible but forgettable and forgivable marks.
Dr Kit's willy will leave unforgettable and unforgivable scars!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,
Stop running ur motor mouth.
I hope u catch Diarrhoea with this gluttonic attitude of yours.
Go n come back . . . . . . I think its about time i nail ur coffin.

yeah, u are right u are the only one that knows abt the story of the abortion

cos it was written, acted, directed, produced ,marketed and watched by ONLY UUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Oooooops!
So u didn't do the abortion.
if u didn't then where is the fucking BABY?

Jackie Boy watch ur tongue

you know her sha

@ jackal

go buy a copy of kits movie

@Jeje

why are u being ecnomical with the truth?

I was hoping u will be smart with ur entry into Nairaland_sports

now everyone knows what we had been up to for years now

@ Muks,

Watch my tongue cos i am pressing miss jeje to tell us where she hid her baby?
Thats bang out of order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why should jeje hide Kit's baby?

@ jeje,
Give Kit his baby.
I am not watching any nasty movie.
Hand the baby back.

@ Kit,
Did u really bonk jeje without using ur rubbers?
Thats GROSS!!!!!!!!

now Jackie wetin concern me

na razorr own i  dey talk

Ooops, ma bad!!!!!!!!

@Jackal

the Femidom leaked I guess

umhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

kit dear,
u cant have a baby
oh, not really,actually, in dreams and movies u can do anytin


to have a baby , first u need a potent d__k
which u dnt have

2ndly, u need a pussy,
which u re to ugly to get for free and to poor to buy


so am sorry, ur case is hereby thrown out of my court.

Enough of all this soap opera. . . . . .

To footie issues,
I am worried by the number of players in the present Man United squad.
United has 45 players currently in his fold.
It means United can play 4 different teams conveniently without breaking a sweat.
The Glazers must be doing something incredibly smart or something incredibly stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!


1st team:  Van Der Sar, Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Ronaldo, Scholes, Hargreaves, Giggs, Tevez, Rooney.(Premiership/UEFA champs league)

2nd team: Foster, O'Shea, Brown, Pique, Heinze, Anderson, Fletcher, Carrick, Nani, Solskjaer, Saha(FA/Premiership)

3rd team:  Kuszczack, Bardsley, Evans, Silvestre, Eckersley, Park, Eagles, Lee, Martin, Smith, Rossi(Carling cup)

4th team:  Heaton, Simpson, Cathcart, Shawcross, Lea, Gibson, Gray, Jones, Barnes, Campbell, Fangzhou.(Youth cup)

Until I got to the last post, I was thinking I was in the wrong place.

baby ke, for strictly Man Utd?

Well, another addition to the United family here.

So glad to be amongst my folks o.

Who dey dash baby o?

@ jackal,

u guys have really painted this thread with blood. loyika,kitaun,mukina2 and the jackal? its bizarre.
anyways, whats happening to tevez's contracts? why is it taking so long? is heinze really going as reported by the media?
please, fill me in.

comes into thread and feels like running away. . .

so u guys did 3 full pages of what?? yabs?? una dey try o. .

TEVEZ MEDICAL MIGHT BE DELAYED


UNITED'S hopes of Carlos Tevez undergoing a medical tomorrow are in limbo after they failed to secure permission for the tests from West Ham.

The Argentina striker flew in to Manchester tonight and United had been preparing to put the 23-year-old to go through a series of fitness and medical checks.

However, one club is not allowed to give a player a medical unless his current club agree and although United have made West Ham aware of their wishes, the London side will not give formal permission for a medical until they have been made - and accepted - an offer.

West Ham remain adamant they hold Tevez’s registration, that he is contracted to them for another three years and that they have unilaterally terminated all third-party agreements with Tevez’s representative Kia Joorabchian.

Joorabchian maintains his company Media Sports Investments (MSI) own the economic rights to the player, who has already agreed personal terms with Manchester United.

United chief executive David Gill, who is in the Far East on the club’s tour, insisted yesterday a medical would take place this week but said the deal had become “over-complicated”.

Gill said: “Effectively, we are trying to work with four parties - the player, West Ham, the company who own Carlos’ economic rights and the Premier League - in order to sort it out.


“The process is ongoing. The player will have a medical at some point this week, then we will take it from there.

“We still have to sort out the paperwork but we are confident that can be achieved in the course of the next week or so.”

United are understood to have agreed an initial loan deal for Tevez with a view to a permanent transfer, a similar deal to that which took Javier Mascherano from West Ham to Liverpool in January.

That hit a stumbling block however because in January, West Ham cancelled Mascherano’s registration.

The Premier League are not allowing the club to do the same procedure with Tevez on the basis that such a move would indicate the original agreements with Joorabchian were still binding despite assurances to the
contrary.

The Argentina striker last week submitted a written request to West Ham asking to be released from his contract but the Hammers stuck to the Premier League’s advice and refused to do so.

The League have made it clear they expect a significant chunk of any transfer fee to remain with West Ham rather than be passed on to Joorabchian as compensation for breaching the contracts he had with the club.

Who watch d pre season match against Urawa Reds?


Nice workout for d team