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Re: Auto Section News Updates by Carshopper(m): 6:27pm On Feb 22, 2009
@SMALLMONEY

YOU TOO MUCH, I LIKE YOUR STYLE AND SERIOUSLY I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING YOUR UPDATES MORE THAN MY CAR ADS SEF, KIP IT UP, ONE DAY WE GO SEE YOU FOR CNN LIVE, GBA
Re: Auto Section News Updates by cosjos: 6:31pm On Feb 22, 2009
DELAY IN TRANSMISSION BREAKING NEWS !

MONITOR_1 IMPEACHED


Re: Auto Section News Updates by Carshopper(m): 6:36pm On Feb 22, 2009
abeg hw tis impeachment happen?
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Busybody2(f): 6:44pm On Feb 22, 2009
smallmoney:

update:sorry for those who couldnt see cosjos post i guess it waz to lipsrsealed for the moderator, we all want to congragulate Adexcarz on the sale of his 07 camry after almost 3000 views and numerous availables the only thing is dat we dont know if it waz a nairalander. grin


Chei, remind me never to step on your toes grin grin grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Busybody2(f): 7:01pm On Feb 22, 2009
smallmoney:

grin grin carshopper ur a very interesting person cheesy .the question at hand is why does it have an ML500 trim/emblem ON IT.

Ha I no fit shout


smallmoney:

. . . if i may ask where is cashmoni's 1 in town 06 accord v6 that waz bashed with numerous history reports . . .

I beg helep me ask where that "bull in a China shop" is grin Cashmoni my brother from another mother, no vex say I call you bull u hear, at least your mentor inspired_men also likes to be likened to his hero (Mike Adenuga) who refers himself as the bull too grin grin grin

Also help me ask Cashmoni to reconsider my new lower offer abeg, you know say the Sterling (£) is falling against the Naira na cheesy I would also like to know where there triplet brother Godbeformi is, I really miss his "as I was going to the market, going to the shops" antic cheesy grin cheesy

Smallmoney, keep up the good work you hear, and once again, don't forget to remind me not to step on your toes grin grin grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 7:21pm On Feb 22, 2009
grin grin Busy_body my sister ur the queen of the autosection since wev caught u several times lipsrsealed with igwe i guess no woman even [s]monitor_1[/s] can take ur rightful seat wink, for a second i waz goin to search for you.hope u enjoyed ur daily dose of news for today.we all are still waiting on cosjo to give us detailed info on the breaking news he had this morning.for all those who need a tipper{[s]i wonder if dat will be ever sold on nairaland[/s]} u all could hit Emekankwoka his new and making his grand entrance.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 7:32pm On Feb 22, 2009
UPDATES:Once Again the Autosection has bin let loose,Monitor_1 our ex-moderator, couldnt survive the heat has she gone for a training program to reload? or was just nt fit enough to handle the BULLZ angry
Re: Auto Section News Updates by SisiJinx: 7:33pm On Feb 22, 2009
Tee hee hee hee cheesy cheesy cheesy

This is better than a soap opera. . . a mexican soap opera!!! grin grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by SisiJinx: 7:38pm On Feb 22, 2009
Hey Investigative Journalist. . . I have an assignment for you.

Please find out why this thread was closed.

I hope it had nothing to do with what I said oooh.

I was drunk and high on some kinda weird fumes (long story) when I wrote that.  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Ah well, now that Monitor_1 has gone buh buh bye can I start my[b] Busy_Body for Hall Monitor[/b] campaign? grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 7:47pm On Feb 22, 2009
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed hmmmm hw can u call the high and mighty with such. grin grin grin to answer your question Sisi Jinx its definately what you said.u stepped on  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed 's toes and am still shocked he didnt bann u 2  grin grin grin cos it seems dats d order of the day.so hav i answered your question
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Busybody2(f): 9:23pm On Feb 22, 2009
Sisi Jinx:

Hey Investigative Journalist. . . I have an assignment for you.

Please find out why this thread was closed.

I hope it had nothing to do with what I said oooh.

I was drunk and high on some kinda weird fumes (long story) when I wrote that. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Ah well, now that Monitor_1 has gone buh buh bye can I start my[b] Busy_Body for Hall Monitor[/b] campaign? grin


Sisthren Musketeress, to think I was compiling that long epistle to fill u in on the gaps, and then come to find the thread locked angry angry angry Chei e pain me no be small grin grin grin

Anyhoo, me I no wan be moderator, no be for this testosterone filled domain, I no get the balls. I don't want them to break me and I am not ready to be broken and hung and drawn and quartered cheesy cheesy cheesy

Igwe has been inconsolable because he was bypassed for the role, so every morning I have to wake up before the cock crows and check you, Igwe, myself and wwheelz's profile to see whether we too don attain Moderator status cheesy One day one day, our profile too would change from active status to Moderator status too, abi at least we can hope grin grin grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Busybody2(f): 9:32pm On Feb 22, 2009
Smallmoney, I see you o, and I dey gbadun you well well cheesy Infact I roll the motion for you to be the Moderator of the autosection, with your all-knowing, all-seeing eyes, nothing dey pass you by, you will be the best for the role grin grin grin

I am going to start campaigning for you rightaway grin Smallmoney for Moderator, Sisijinx we need a banner, lets get to work grin grin grin

One more thing, helep me ask wetin I do Wwheelz wey he/she/it dey bone me cheesy If he/she/it really be man like he/she/it claim, why he/she/it dey hold grudges with me like say he/she/it be woman with PMT
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 9:41pm On Feb 22, 2009
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Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 10:20pm On Feb 22, 2009
Make una no mind busybody jare   tongue tongue tongue

Na by force? I say I no dey do e-concubine, she begin call me woman. Me I never see dis kin ting before o! E gba mi o! Nothin wey my eye no go see for Nairaland

I fit take anyting joke but no be my sex because me I no be okobo and when woman begin call you woman you no say she be winch be dat. I no wan make she take my ting do medicine. E be internet but dem talk say winchi power fit travel through cyberspace

Dat na my submission.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Busybody2(f): 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2009
Wwheelz and smallmoney, both of you stop flirting angry Is that what I am paying you for angry And u smallmoney stop sleeping on the job grin Duty calleth cool

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-182283.320.html#msg3500695
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 10:43pm On Feb 22, 2009
I'm done with VIN issues, the drama wore me out. If dem like make dem post, if dem like make dem no post. I no be buyer and I no be seller, I'm just looking for a way to make money by posting on Nairaland cheesy cheesy

I am now focusing my energy on my quest for quality cars like these ones:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-234911.32.html#msg3499579
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-234017.0.html#msg3467835
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 10:53pm On Feb 22, 2009
UPDATES:Firearmy aka xxxxxxxxx as we all know is leaving the autosection- a good case of wise men making [size=5pt]foolish[/size] decisions.if i my say,who gives a  lipsrsealed if u leave have u made any positive impact  undecided would any1 miss u?{[size=5pt]if u like go and make ur own nairaland and c whos gonna visit it, dats if u even have it upstairs[/size]}.I can nw appreciate what Busy_body is saying.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 8:16am On Feb 23, 2009
UPDATES:Ezekwibe our nigerian motor brike engineer should thnx his stars  grin grin Wallie [size=5pt]a very bad critic aka mr i no everything[/size]  that tounge lashed his product isnt a judge to found his project,we still waitin for Ezekwibes reply to the questions asked, theres a saying "alwayz leave it to the professionals" cool but a nairalander by cvibe who taught he knew beta than his teacher{Inspired_men} had the best of it with the most advance car expense break downs  in the world{from the price of bamboo to leather options on it}.making his bmw x6 ride high above 10million big 1s.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 8:36am On Feb 23, 2009
Ajagx1 cheesy is back with a big bang grin, with his 2002 Acura mdx starting @ 2.6m u could check his profile which has a picture of him flashing his gold wedding ring{[size=5pt]no hope for u ladies[/size]},leather shoes and a nice company id card as a big boi cool.Gud moring All, the trading gates have bin opened for the day we wish you all the best of sales.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by monitor000(f): 5:26pm On Feb 23, 2009
PlZ News Investigators attend to this.Inspired_m is the moderator of which section?
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 5:41pm On Feb 23, 2009
Sales have bin funny today with regular [size=5pt]windshoppers[/size] like pureminded pricing a 2005 murano{lagos custom cleared} @ 1.8million  grin is [s]dis dude alrite,with d exchange rate at 14*[/s] wel pureminded if u eva get a 2k5 murano @ dat price b sure to hit me up  cool atleast stevoche a potential buyer gave a resonable price of 2.5M d ball is in Ajagx1s court and i hope its goin to b marked sold soon.We await pictures of car shoppers ML320 which both have clean records{[s][size=4pt]we just hope the come with an ml320 logo[/size][/s]} grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by monitor000(f): 5:56pm On Feb 23, 2009
Who wants to know the REAL identity of Monitor_1?Trying to get at something and also striving to understand what is really happening in this our autosection.hint-Moderators from both sides.Yeah i know this is the news thread not the gossip thread.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 7:41pm On Feb 23, 2009
I might be wrong but I always believed Monitor_1 to be wumfel. She's a God-fearing lady and I will accept that I'm wrong if she denies it.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by SisiJinx: 7:59pm On Feb 23, 2009
smallmoney:

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed hmmmm hw can u call the high and mighty with such. grin grin grin to answer your question Sisi Jinx its definately what you said.u stepped on  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed 's toes and am still shocked he didnt bann u 2  grin grin grin cos it seems dats d order of the day.so hav i answered your question

Oooops. . . Mah bad!! embarassed

Bwahahahahahahahaha!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Busy_body:


Sisthren Musketeress, to think I was compiling that long epistle to fill u in on the gaps, and then come to find the thread locked angry angry angry Chei e pain me no be small grin grin grin

Anyhoo, me I no wan be moderator, no be for this testosterone filled domain, I no get the balls. I don't want them to break me and I am not ready to be broken and hung and drawn and quartered cheesy cheesy cheesy

Igwe has been inconsolable because he was bypassed for the role, so every morning I have to wake up before the cock crows and check you, Igwe, myself and wwheelz's profile to see whether we too don attain Moderator status cheesy One day one day, our profile too would change from active status to Moderator status too, abi at least we can hope grin grin grin


Rotflmao!! What do you mean you don't want it?!! cheesy cheesy

This one you are getting it oooh. . . how else can people like me misbehave and get away with it? tongue
Re: Auto Section News Updates by SisiJinx: 8:05pm On Feb 23, 2009
Monitor000 tell us who Monitor_1 is pleeeeeeeease!! [img]http://fc96.deviantart.com/images/i/2004/03/7/b/Begging_Emoticon[/img]

I tell ya, this is better than all those bad brazillian soap operas combined



@Smallmoney
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2009
With the present hike on car prices every1 wants to get thr cotonou feelin grin grin a supposed cotonou biz mogul is offering his services to any1 willin to be his guinea pig grin grin wel Ayodeji and Larry{[size=4pt]we almost lost our trust in him with hilarious car prices at 1 time for d purpose of completing his house in the village[/size]} started from sumwhere undecided.one thing am reallly happy about is that cars which were ordered for december r nw comin out.i remember when [size=4pt]Babeismine had to risk her life on the speed boat to drive away her guilt[/size].with pictures of containers. grin grin grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 7:47am On Feb 24, 2009
On topics like camry vs accord i still think the camry has a fear chance of hitting the accord in the next update model.wel we all no the camry since 07 has maintained its generation trim till 09{possibly till 11} with the accord having a full model update at 08.so why compare them?.when we all no the accord is worth the look. cool speeking of model updates has the new generation avensis gotten to nigeria from the picture below we can definately see whose leading. grin

Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 3:28pm On Feb 24, 2009
UPDATE:Happy to anounce the return of our moderator Monitor_1 grin{[s]hope your leave of absence will be felt if not[/s]}wel the am very much sure you hav taken the BULLZ{[size=4pt]inspired,jenju,igwe,cosjo,ziontrain,busy_body,carshopper,cashmoni e.t.c[/size]} by there HORNS angry
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 4:43pm On Feb 24, 2009
Abuja/kaduna/Kano big boyz were u @? cool stand out of the crowd.with the golf 5 black.check it out.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 8:09pm On Feb 26, 2009
WE BACK!!! updates for the week have been on the low as the autosection bullz are cooling off{[size=5pt]maybe because monitor_1 is back but i still cant undastand y shes an active poster or is she been used as a mirage[/size]?}wel nothing made me laugh so much this week like a nairalander RICHIE BOI with so much confidence that he actually taught the 09 honda city was just an 07 with lights on the side mirrors grin grin grin and even confirmed it available in honda palace let me quote his exact words grin grin grin "Honda place of course! there is little or no diffirence with the 07' and 09'. just the 09' has trafficator on the side mirror " and ended up with the award for the fast lair on nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-209609.0.html
we all pray for 190 to buy a car soon grin grin grin
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 27, 2009
UPDATES: IS titangl for real? shocked is he out to give the lowest car price cos he sounds really cocky to me.wel seems his out to give go bargains to clients but 1 thing that gives me reason to wonder is y our so called certified car dealers like lipsrsealed, lipsrsealed and lipsrsealed in the U.S wouldnt hav a website few questions for titangl is do u have a party in nigeria,were is the legal document signed e.t.c wish you best of sale.
Re: Auto Section News Updates by Nobody: 2:36pm On Feb 28, 2009
UPDATES BREAKING NEWS:Inspired and Jenju team up shocked ave waited for this dream that will never come true but to my eyes it seems a success and good starting point early this year except for [size=4pt]promise 72 aka black belle enemy of the reconcilliation progress[/size] wel ave alwayzz taught you both could work together to give out good quality cars.more news to come ahead cool

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