Ujujoan:

Naija women ke? Ha, dont you know am one? Neway all I can say is that I know NL guys, they too dey make mouth!!    

spikedcylinder:

Its a lie jor! I have pictorial evidence to support Sauron racing after women like they were out of fashion.

tkb417:

he said hes retired from wooing women, now the women do the wooing

~Sauron~:

Me? Pursue women?
If you see me pursuing any woman then it's because i wanna share the word of God with her.

tkb417:

i agree with you 100%
the last time i did that, the gurl nearly asked for a transfer  

Ujujoan:

Naija women ke? Ha, dont you know am one? Neway all I can say is that I know NL guys, they too dey make mouth!!    

follypimpi:


NO you didnt  

eldee:

I don't know how he does it, he has his ways.
Sauron is a smooth criminal
Nah . . . there no use making mouth.
Who does he need to impress?? Come on.

~Sauron~:

So you are from Nigeria? See me thinking you are from Canada.
Where's the evidence, Spikey??

U must be very intelligent.

eldee:

Nah . . . there no use making mouth.
Who does he need to impress?? Come on.

TOPE2000!:

See insult

follypimpi:

Which Insult,we just snap our fingers now  

Ujujoan:

Kai, you don finish us. So babes no dey NL again?

Ujujoan:

Anyway, when he's ready and able to woo, we'll know . .

TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . .yea rite

All the guys claiming they dont woo are the ones that woos the most, yeye guys

follypimpi:


NO you didnt

Ujujoan:

Kai, you don finish us. So babes no dey NL again? Anyway, when he's ready and able to woo, we'll know . .

Was d mata? Canada girls are not 'wooable'?  

TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . .yea rite
All the guys claiming they dont woo are the ones that woos the most, yeye guys

eldee:

I don't know how he does it, he has his ways.
Sauron is a smooth criminal
Nah . . . there no use making mouth.
Who does he need to impress?? Come on.

eldee:

Nah . . . I was just explaining how he doesn't need to impress y'all with lies.
We know how Nairaland ladies like the truth and that's why he's giving it to you plain and simple
He's neither ready nor able to woo now.
He's too busy replying the hundreds of offers he's been getting since he retired.

Any interested applicants should drop their CVs

~Sauron~:

What else can i say?

follypimpi:


Every girl is got a price.

tkb417:

chei!!!

tubabie:

He didnt, it was just his fingers slipping . . . . . . .

eldee:

I don't know how he does it, he has his ways.
Sauron is a smooth criminal

That's the misconception, Eldee doesn't woo the 'wooables', he aims for the ones that mere mortals class as 'unwooable'  
That's where the party's at.

Are u hoping to be wooed?

TOPE2000!:

Shut up!!
dont lemme tell everyone how u woo me oooo

True but u cant afford some of us

~Sauron~:

What else can i say?

Ujujoan:

LOL  
I bet he has his hands full . .  in his dream abi?

eldee:

Sauron is a smooth criminal

Eh eh eh eh. . . .  

eldee:

Nothing . . . your conquests speak for you.
[b]How's the mixed race chic by the way?? Does she have a goodlooking sister or maybe a friend??[/b]Hook a brother up
You don't live in London so you won't understand.
When you start getting offers from all over the Isles it's hard to settle for NL chics.

tkb417:

is he? maybe not.  .   . nice use of your oxymoron tho

i think hes a criminal nothing smooth in it

eldee:

Hehe . . . the only crime Sauron is guilty of is serial monogamy.
And that's not his fault, he's only a victim of excessive attention from women

follypimpi:


I can say that about u playettz too.

follypimpi:


Well if u r talking bout tking u to Burgerking spending coupons of course i can,,Better step your game up.

TOPE2000!:

Shut up!!
dont lemme tell everyone how u woo me oooo

Ujujoan:

Before nko? But only by the guys who can!! You seem to be looking for a way out and that's fine by me. I'm Canadian and Canadians dont get wooed!!    

eldee:

Nothing . . . your conquests speak for you.
How's the mixed race chic by the way?? Does she have a goodlooking sister or maybe a friend??
Hook a brother up

spikedcylinder:

Eh eh eh eh. . . .