eldee:

As I said . . . my case rests.

Any proposal was withdrawn the moment I saw what you've been up to in the past.
Come on . . . Dayo's got a swastika on his arm, that's a record low

Dayo when did that happen? You refused to sign the pre-nup agreement .Last time i checked marriage plans were binned

Did I stand a chance?? Nah . . . given your absurd taste in men, I can clearly be grateful I never did
Dayo, Chamo . . . who's next?? J-UNIT??

chic2pimp:

ELDEE and[b] TUBABIE[/b],so una still dey argue sha. Na wa for una ooo.

dayokanu:

Tubabie, You know how we roll, Dont mind eldee, I would rather tatoo a swastika to my forehad than be GAY(GAYYNER) for a second

No2Atheism:

@eldee, dayokanu, pataki, sauron and other testoterone ladden dudes here, I am result oriented so i want results from you, i have spent too much on your wooing training for you not to produce results , oya begin the wooing of all wooables or else

Ebonyeyes:

Personally me, I dont really care for materialistic wooing I just want a guy to connect emotionally and that seems to be lacking in most of the guys im meeting who are female kitty-cat chasers

@tkb
Ahhh . . . so you don't think I'm 'tushed'??

Page me as soon as you get to the terbanacle

No2Atheism:

@eldee, dayokanu, pataki, sauron and other testoterone ladden dudes here, I am result oriented so i want results from you, i have spent too much on your wooing training for you not to produce results , oya begin the wooing of all wooables or else 

Dr. Lorenz:

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You got that one right babe. Thumbs up for you! That's what i keep telling all the girls i meet, but it seems like money + materials is the key to them hearts. . Infact i think me and you got a lot in common, beginning from this lol.

~Sauron~:

I don't woo women. . . . . .The reverse is the case.

Lol. You wish.

spikedcylinder:

Lol. You wish.

spikedcylinder:

Lol. You wish.

Ujujoan:

I think he'd rather think that way than face the truth!!  

Ujujoan:

I think he'd rather think that way than face the truth!!  

spikedcylinder:

So all the women you pursue up and down nko? Or those don't count?

Ujujoan:

I think he'd rather think that way than face the truth!!  

tubabie:

Somebody save Sauron from dreamland!!

spikedcylinder:

With that your ponmo mouth, who wants to woo you? Abi you want me to go and call Stillwarra for you?

spikedcylinder:

With that your ponmo mouth, who wants to woo you? Abi you want me to go and call Stillwarra for you?

Ujujoan:

He has ponmo mouth? And he's talking of being wooed. . . I don tire for this NL guys sef

tkb417:

Sauron and women

na wa

so Sauron you dont woo women again?

when did that start? things change quickly sha

tkb417:

Sauron and women

na wa
so Sauron you dont woo women again?
when did that start? things change quickly sha

~Sauron~:

The ponmo mouth is the selling point!!!!
Last time i checked, your own lips can stop a bullet at close range.

Don't mind the charlatan. . . . .She's trying to queer the pitch for me cos i have never considered her an attractive specimen.
U should know this Naija women and their cheap tricks.

eldee:

Since when did Sauron start wooing women??
They've been going after him since God knows when.

Introduce your girlfriend to him at your own peril. . . you shoulda seen him at my friend's wedding, the bridesmaid couldn't get her eyes off him

Ujujoan:

Naija women ke? Ha, dont you know am one? Neway all I can say is that I know NL guys, they too dey make mouth!!

spikedcylinder:

Its a lie jor! I have pictorial evidence to support Sauron racing after women like they were out of fashion.