@ Blank
The UK Film Council's terms and conditions.

Struggling to attach copies oo.

I think I have to do this at home.

Example1

http://www.ukfilmcouncil.org.uk/article/13756/Terms-and-conditions

@Blank, check this English forum, too.

What do you think? uhn?

http://www.englishforums.com/English/HaveReadThroughUnderstand/gzvvb/post.htm

More

http://toefl.startpractice.com/programs/TOEFL/terms.htm

http://www.acor.org/about/terms_conditions.html

http://www.indo.com/affiliates.html

http://www.webair.com/terms.html

http://saveourseas.com/terms

http://www.leedsuniversityunion.org.uk/tac/

http://www.cantorco2e.com/Register/?page=Terms

Banks:

Standardchartered: http://www.privatebank.standardchartered.com/online-services/register/en/index.html

http://www.gold-traders.co.uk/calculate.asp

DW Sports: http://www.dwsportsfitness.com/terms-and-conditions.php

Auctioneers: http://www.freemansauction.com/buying.asp

From Standardchartered:


"I hereby expressly acknowledge that I have read and understand the Notice to Switzerland Clients (the "Switzerland Notice" and agree that the Switzerland Notice in conjunction with this Agreement shall govern and control my use of the Service.



________
___________________
___________________
__________

Date
Print Name
Signature
Client Number"

About legal technicalities, you can probably sue any bank that uses 'understood' if you're charged for defaulting.

Default on your loan/debt and tell them that the 'agreement' you signed was only 'understood' at the time of reading/signing it.

And that any understanding of the said agreement's in the past and does not reflect your current state.

This companies are clever, I tell yah, Blank.

Just kidding oo

I still insist that "Have you read and understand" is wrong compared with "I have read and understand". The latter sounds better than the former.

Can u show any of those links that say the former? Couldn't go through them all.

Blank my Blank
You are one tough cookie!

What is the difference between 'have you read and understand' and 'I have read and understand'?

I just don't want to post this directly from my bank because I have to log in.

If a box is to be ticked (instead of your signature), it normally starts with 'have you read and understand'.

I will be back

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POSER.

The party is in shambles.


The party is in a shambles.


Which one, please?

ola olabiy:

POSER.

The party is in shambles.


The party is in a shambles.


Which one, please?

You mean "in a shamble"?

Anywaz, "in shambles" is correct.

Ileke-IdI:

You mean "in a shamble"?

Anywaz, "in shambles" is correct.

Hmmmmmm. My hawt gurl is back. Yori yori.

'Shamble' is different from shambles. Even in meaning.

I meant 'shambles'.

You wanna change your answer, darling?

Where is moi gurl, Ileke?

Ileke, mai sweetie from Ekiti, the answer is:


In a shambles.
Always singular (but 'plural' spelling).

E dey your dico

I guess ur right. It just sounds so wrong 2 me. It shld be used strictly in a legal sense n not in polite conversation.

A graduate teacher wanted for full time employment.

Gender - Female Preferred

Location - Lekki - Ajah  Axis

Relevant Experience is compulsory

Wages - Attractive


Contact phone - 08053197340

blank:

I guess your right. It just sounds so wrong 2 me. It shld be used strictly in a legal sense n not in polite conversation.

Thank you, Blank. It is what I'd like to call 'legal' (lawyers') English.
That's why it's mostly used in agreement/terms/conditions/rules-related contexts.


Both are correct.

Hey Miss Ileke_idi, sorry to dissapoint you and sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Mr Ola Olabiy assigned me to gently tell you that the School is no longer enrolling new students, all the classes have been oversubscribed, it was an unprecedented thingymawhacchumacallit, sorry you can try your luck again next century, you might be lucky then

And we don't really blame you for attending the enrolment 26 days behind schedule, it was not your fault, we all know Ekiti State does not have a single tarred road hence in the rainy season you guys have to use canoes and swim to get to civilisation But don't worry dear when I graduate from University in 40 years time, and run for Presidency, vote for me and I promise to come and tar the whole of Ekiti State to bring it to the 21st century It is well yeah I say its okay to stop crying haba, you honestly don't want to see your mouth I swear and next time try using a waterproof mascara instead



[s] Thief, see her mouth like a fish's own, here am I bemoaning the fact that I only just have a meagre 6 eye-candies (Denzel, Ola Olabiy, Mai Suya, Slap1, Ferdiee, and Stevetboy09) to ogle and conquer and ravish, and she is here with her longthroat, ole, barawo, thiefy thiefy jankoliko, hands and eyes of my men joo Now where was I before i was rudely interrupted, yeah, oohhh, see those beefy rippling muscles on that Aboki Mai Suya, oh la la, oh gosh, whoever told that Odunnu that packing 8 Brazillian weave on her already humongous head at once is fashionable Now I can't see my Adonis Aboki wella because of her big head I berra come in early to class tomorrow so i can sit closer and get a vantage view of the whole action And God made him and He rested God is good [/s]

ola olabiy:

You dey craze oo , mama Ryan.

What is Mamaryan, is that the Italian pet name you promised to be using to lovingly address me You coulda done berra, but what does an old fogey like you know Anyway its the thought that counts sha, you are a star I will look for a sexy name for you too boo


[s]
Ileke-idi, you see that, HE IS MINE SO BACK OFF RIGHTAWAY [/s]

ola olabiy:

POSER.


Have you read and understand the rules of Nairaland?

Have you read and understood the rules of Nairaland?


Which one, please?

Its the second one methinks. You wouldn't naturally use the present perfect tense in the sentence "I have understand the rules of Nairaland" as such, as generally as it is grammatically wrong, so why is it okay to latch it on as a present tense?

Usually in a present perfect tense, the main verb following the auxilliary verb should be in past participle innit Examples include "we have arrived". Hmmm, if this is the case then why is "we have come" correct too, and not we have "came"

Yeparipa my head is hurting, and I was only asking on behalf of Stevetboy09 oh, because it is the New Year and I am trying to be my Brother's keeper, a nice change from my constant gloating and rubbing his face in it that I am always coming first in class and is the teacher's pet Oh, I knew we should not have allowed him into Primary 7 with us, he belongs in kindergarten

Lololololol, shey na me you yab like ths BB?
Anyway, i'l wait and see what 'tisha' would do when he comes back. Troublemaker!

Busy_body:


Hey Miss Ileke_idi, sorry to dissapoint you and sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Mr Ola Olabiy assigned me to gently tell you that the School is no longer enrolling new students, all the classes have been oversubscribed, it was an unprecedented thingymawhacchumacallit, sorry you can try your luck again next century, you might be lucky then

And we don't really blame you for attending the enrolment 26 days behind schedule, it was not your fault, we all know Ekiti State does not have a single tarred road hence in the rainy season you guys have to use canoes and swim to get to civilisation But don't worry dear when I graduate from University in 40 years time, and run for Presidency, vote for me and I promise to come and tar the whole of Ekiti State to bring it to the 21st century It is well yeah I say its okay to stop crying haba, you honestly don't want to see your mouth I swear and next time try using a waterproof mascara instead



[s] Thief, see her mouth like a fish's own, here am I bemoaning the fact that I only just have a meagre 6 eye-candies (Denzel, Ola Olabiy, Mai Suya, Slap1, Ferdiee, and Stevetboy09) to ogle and conquer and ravish, and she is here with her longthroat, ole, barawo, thiefy thiefy jankoliko, hands and eyes of my men joo Now where was I before i was rudely interrupted, yeah, oohhh, see those beefy rippling muscles on that Aboki Mai Suya, oh la la, oh gosh, whoever told that Odunnu that packing 8 Brazillian weave on her already humongous head at once is fashionable Now I can't see my Adonis Aboki wella because of her big head I berra come in early to class tomorrow so i can sit closer and get a vantage view of the whole action And God made him and He rested God is good [/s]

Na Ileke u finish like this? Well, no comment. She's capable. She's a tough nut too. LOL.

But, this attack on my quite Odunnu is not allowed. And, I am not kidding you. This is NOT A JOKE! Please. Please again. She doesn't have time for this, Mama Bryan. I dey BEG u.

Odunnu:

Lololololol, shey na me you yab like ths BB?
Anyway, i'l wait and see what 'tisha' would do when he comes back. Troublemaker!

Odunnu, I take my God beg you. And, I take my Mama beg you too. Abeg, no vex. Na me cause am. Abeg, allow am slide.

You are highly revered!

ola olabiy:

Na Ileke u finish like this? Well, no comment. She's capable. She's a tough nut too. LOL.

But, this attack on my quite Odunnu is not allowed.

Sorry, 'quiet' meant.

Are these words correct? Are they words, at all sha?

Coupist

Corper.


Please, help.

Odunnu:

Lololololol, shey na me you yab like ths BB?
Anyway, i'l wait and see what 'tisha' would do when he comes back. Troublemaker!

Shhhh, stop pinching me to tell you the answer, you should have read your books and be a studious student like me too

ola olabiy:

Na Ileke u finish like this? Well, no comment. She's capable. She's a tough nut too. LOL.

But, this attack on my quite Odunnu is not allowed. And, I am not kidding you. This is NOT A JOKE! Please. Please again. She doesn't have time for this, Mama Bryan. I dey BEG u.

Na wah oh, see biasicity(sic) on display You nor fit defend Stevetboy, na women skirt you dey chase Men sha, and they call women the weaker sex

Busy_body:



Na wah oh, see biasicity(sic) on display You nor fit defend Stevetboy, na women skirt you dey chase Men sha, and they call women the weaker sex

Abeg, don't kill me with laughter oo. Tele nko? Na hormone now. No apology sef

Look, miss grime artiste, the one and only disciple of Dizzee Rascal, abeg no chase moi women comot jooor.

@BB, u are one of moi women sha .

Very soon, we go hook up, go enjoy some grime for 'Faces'.

Yeah, wanna know if u are a baddie

But, seriously oo, I pleaded with Stevet not to attack you (being a man), he didn't listen to me. I didn't like that!
SLAP1, for example, wouldn't have bothered.



Odunnu hasn't said anything - nothing abusive, at least. Hence, my respect for her.

She's simply a wonderful girl. I tell yah

Hey Mr Ola,
I dont understand that poser o. Thanx sha for being a hedge around me. Dont mind BB,she's only having fun. Very comical I must say.

Busy_body:


Shhhh, stop pinching me to tell you the answer, you should have read your books and be a studious student like me too



Na wah oh, see biasicity(sic) on display You nor fit defend Stevetboy, na women skirt you dey chase Men sha, and they call women the weaker sex

itiboribo like you. I'm 'pinshing' you to face front jor. See how long your neck has grown because of giraffing