Hey! Snazzydawn, invite me to the wedding too ooo!

u are invited don't forget
it's fool's paradise baby

Typewriter, are you the groom-to-be?

ahh u didnt know i am the best man

IAH:

Typewriter, are you the groom-to-be?

yes o! it wasn't easy O!
but thank God
the Storm is over!
snazzy in my arms
Hezekiah, (Tosin sound like To sin?) He too has stop sinning and et el are all under my foot now!

Love is good especially when you dream woman is giving you some small wahala
now we are getting tied finally

indeed a fool's paradise pls count me out

pearldrops:

indeed a fool's paradise please count me out

@ beardrop who counted you in at the first instance?
my enemies are not invited, so go away joo
yet another opportunity for you to find your Mr Right denied by me
i will yan u the koko and the tungolo after
mo wa talented sha

Ha a! this is expensive!

typewriter,I hope you know that this your foolishness is too expensive?Please,stop giving the wrong ideas to people.I am in no way getting married to you,I don't think your name is Tosin.Stop spoiling things for me.Do you know that Tosin is a new Nairalander and he has seen these your foolish posts?Please,desist from this rubbish else you will have yourself to blame for whatever happens to you,I dont like it at all.

Dont forget to invite me too oh.

snazzydawn:

typewriter,I hope you know that this your foolishness is too expensive?Please,stop giving the wrong ideas to people.I am in no way getting married to you,I don't think your name is Tosin.Stop spoiling things for me.Do you know that Tosin is a new Nairalander and he has seen these your foolish posts?Please,desist from this rubbish else you will have yourself to blame for whatever happens to you,I don't like it at all.

seems like this thread is taking on a more serious dimension

snazzydawn:

Please,desist from this rubbish else you will have yourself to blame for whatever happens to you,I don't like it at all.

@NL make Una see lovely threat O! abeg snazzy give it up. that's unlike U ke! Angels do not harm so do u too.

My baby my darling baby tell me whatelse could be worst than losing U?
in case if u 4got, let me remind U again

I said that I'll do all that it takes to have U as my wife
which means that if i lose my life in the process then so be it.
if Obasanjo so love the world that he is ready to die for this Nigeria jaga jaga everything scatter scatter,
then why won't i die to keep your love alive in me.
just try to be in one of my shoes( the left one hurts so much) for just one day and see how i truly feel.

therefore i beg you let this wedding hold as you planned, i already had my list of friends with the printing press near my house.

@ Tosin welcome to NairaLand, and let us settle this as Nairalanders, you see am a real lover who is ready to pay the highest sacrifice to marry my snazzy, but it seems you have infected her just the way she infected me. so i make u a deal. if you can try(i know it may be difficult for you as well) to disinfect her so that the real and better Lover (my humble self) can end this issue and get lovely snazzy's marrage well done and over with!

if you accept this deal I pray i will make it up to you
for a stat i will ask my pastor to pray for the wellbeing of you and your wellwishers everyday!
the rest will follow as soon as i get your nods (or your plans if you have a better idea to make me have snazzy) But am not ready to share her O! like the women and the Baby B4 King Solomon. or share her like a bottle of fanter(share the fun) i want her wholly for me as a complete dose to my snazzesst ailment.

but if you will not take my offer then i have no option but to face you in a duel and the last man standing shall wed my snazzy
Oh my God I know u always deliver me like you did King David.

and if you keep numb on all this then I know for sure you are taking my snazzy for a game. even for that i will hurt you!

once again welcome to NairaLand and i hope you find it intersting and may God give you your true love here too. cos I found mine here, o yes lovely Snazzy.


@snazzy each time i remember your name my face go like this
and by my daily statistic the frequency range is 21600 times a day, which is six hours of non stop
and there is strong indication that will double as time goes on.

absolutely pathetic.

This has to come to an end, i think it has gone too far

my feelings exactly

this typewriter gu-y don kolo

may God help us

I bet u dont even know wat her reals name are  mr lover boy

Someone should give typewriter a record deal. He is pure genius.

the whole issue is too much, but i respect trypewriter for his lines he needs a record deal, go meet eedris "lakareem records"

ok typeriter,I will give you one chance for 2 hours if you can tell me my core village name

yo typewriter there is a clue to get that name u have to search deep,

NA BEANS.

tough task good for u

snazzydawn:

ok typeriter,I will give you one chance for 2 hours if you can tell me my core village name

E be like say SnazzyGirl don dey jell . That means the typewriter dey too much Come typewriter make I whisper her village name to u. _Imabon

Wrong, Pluto. It's Okporoko Oghenegugurukevwe.

let me guessssssss emmmm _Ugo

@Badman and @skidoc na when calabar babe start to dey bear Ugo or Okporoko Oghenegugurukevwe ?

ok ekaite

I am not a Calabar girl,I am Igbo,though my momma is Calabar and I have lived there all my life.Ugo is my official name.I mean the name I am called in the village.My reaaalll name.Rita Dominics name is Nwaturuocha,that is her village name.Now what is my own village name?well,two hours has elapsed,your chance is gone forever.Now shut up,typewriter and let me continue with my wedding plans.

aawwwwhh that hurts

aawwwwhh that hurts