Nihilist: Lampard had more goals and assist than 'Poor Scholes' sha....

And the albino couldn't tackle either...


Lampard>>>>>>>>>>Scholes

Lampard has more goals and asissts than Xavi.

95% - scholes
85% - lampard
65% - gerrard

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chrisley024: Lampard has more goals and asissts than Xavi.

How can Lampard have more assists than Xavi? Bros small small na?

coogar: 93% - Lampard
92.5% - Scholes
65% - gerrard

Fixed

Nihilist:

Fixed

scholes' left foot alone is better than lampard & he doesn't use that part of his body often. scholes is the truth - the only thing lampard has are goals/assists & 80% of them are from set plays)

didn't lampard score about 50 league goals via penalty for chelsea? another 50 for england. then you have about 100 league goals from freekicks.....

coogar:

scholes' left foot alone is better than lampard & he doesn't use that part of his body often. scholes is the truth - the only thing lampard has are goals/assists & 80% of them are from set plays)

didn't lampard score about 50 league goals via penalty for chelsea? another 50 for england. then you have about 100 league goals from freekicks.....

Tahhhhhhhh

Mechionu there...

Remove Lamps Pens and he still comfortably outscores the albino.


Lampard >>>>>>>>>>> Scholes

coogar:

scholes' left foot alone is better than lampard.....

I love this, badder than bad!

Nihilist:

Tahhhhhhhh

Mechionu there...

Remove Lamps Pens and he still comfortably outscores the albino.


Lampard >>>>>>>>>>> Scholes

awoof free-kicks nko?
we should not discount that? there's no football fan on earth that would put scholes & lampard on the same level - apart from chelsea fans.

xavi - the best midfielder of this generation feels scholes is the best in the past 20 years & you are mentioning lampard. lampard ko, rampant ni.

coogar:

awoof free-kicks nko?
we should not discount that? there's no football fan on earth that would put scholes & lampard on the same level - apart from chelsea fans.

xavi - the best midfielder of this generation feels scholes is the best in the past 20 years & you are mentioning lampard. lampard ko, rampant ni.

What is an awoof freekick?

Lampard has to score a dead ball with 5 6ft tall men stood only 10 yards in front of him.

Is it easy?

Is it not a testament to his skill and greatness?

Why didn't albino do the same?

"Lampard has been unbelievable," said Ferguson. "I don't think a midfield player will be able to do that figure again. It's quite phenomenal.

"Like Bryan Robson, he has had a great knack of timing his runs into the box at the right time. John Wark was another one at Ipswich.

"The other things is I can't remember Lampard ever being injured. When he's not been playing it's because they thought he was past it.

"The guy has had a great career. I must say we looked at him when he was at West Ham as a young player and I maybe regret not having done it.

"Where else could I get 200 goals?"

Lampard is a dapper don.


Poor Scholes is just lucky he wasn't born in Tanzania where they use albinos for rituals

Nihilist:
What is an awoof freekick?

Lampard has to score a dead ball with 5 6ft tall men stood only 10 yards in front of him.

Is it easy?

Is it not a testament to his skill and greatness?

Why didn't albino do the same?

most of the free kicks went in via deflections. lampard won't be in the top 30 of all free kick takers in the last decade. so he wasn't a specialist, just a fortunate prïck.

"Lampard has been unbelievable," said Ferguson. "I don't think a midfield player will be able to do that figure again. It's quite phenomenal.

"Like Bryan Robson, he has had a great knack of timing his runs into the box at the right time. John Wark was another one at Ipswich.

"The other things is I can't remember Lampard ever being injured. When he's not been playing it's because they thought he was past it.

"The guy has had a great career. I must say we looked at him when he was at West Ham as a young player and I maybe regret not having done it.

"Where else could I get 200 goals?"

if i post all the known quotes about scholes, you won't return to this thread.

Lampard is a dapper don.

Poor Scholes is just lucky he wasn't born in Tanzania where they use albinos for rituals

scholes is the best english midfielder since gascoigne. nobody would argue otherwise except chelsea fans.

Besides, how can you be a patriotic Nigerian and support a club whose players engage in this kind of illegal activity?



If this was at Onikan stadium, they would have been arrested immediately after the game

Nihilist:

How can Lampard have more assists than Xavi? Bros small small na?

Make i help u na

coogar:

most of the free kicks went in via deflections. lampard won't be in the top 30 of all free kick takers in the last decade. so he wasn't a specialist, just a fortunate prïck.

Oh Really?

He was just fortunate to keep deflecting the ball into the net so consistently abi? Call him a deflection specialist then.

scholes is the best english midfielder since gascoigne. nobody would argue otherwise except chelsea fans.

Lampard is the best English midfielder ever! Gascoigne ko, Waternote ni...

All hail King Lampard the dapper don!!!

Nihilist:

Oh Really?

He was just fortunate to keep deflecting the ball into the net so consistently abi? Call him a deflection specialist then.

Lampard is the best English midfielder ever! Gascoigne ko, Waternote ni...

All hail King Lampard the dapper don!!!

imagine? a whooping 43 penalties scored!! about 48,000 league minutes?? lampard cannot clean scholesy's boot. he is not fit to.

coogar:

imagine? a whooping 43 penalties scored!! about 48,000 league minutes?? lampard cannot clean scholesy's boot. he is not fit to.

Remove Pens and he still has 30 goals more than the aafin....

No diggty, no doubt baby....

Lampard Hit the England scene, Scholes got shifted to the flank and then an ignominious retirement borne of frustration


You sef know the score jor..

Dayokanu if you come here and back Scholes, I will send boys to break your head

Nihilist:
Remove Pens and he still has 30 goals more than the aafin....

No diggty, no doubt baby....

you have to take out the entire set-play from his record & then let's compare open play goals to the number of minutes spent on the pitch.

Lampard Hit the England scene, Scholes got shifted to the flank
You sef know the score jor..

and that move hindered england from winning anything in the international scene. the dream gerrard/scholes partnership never worked out. sven eriksson shot himself in the foot!


now this is why scholes is better than lampard.

[img]http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/12/2013-06-18/aa693409-dcd8-400b-8104-d677cbf49bae[/img]

look at scholesy's assist charts compared to lampard that had 100 more league appearances....

In the last 15 to 20 years the best central midfielder that I have seen — the most complete — is Scholes. I have spoken with Xabi Alonso about this many times. Scholes is a spectacular player who has everything. He can play the final pass, he can score, he is strong, he never gets knocked off the ball and he doesn’t give possession away. If he had been Spanish then maybe he would have been valued more.
Xavi

My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder.
Zinedine Zidane

Rooney is one of the best players in the world and I love watching him play. But if you had to pick out only one, then for their history and for all that they have achieved it would have to be Paul Scholes or Ryan Giggs. They are two shining examples for any player.
Andres Iniesta

Everywhere I go the coaches all tell me that Scholsey is the player they admire. But if they think they’ll get him they’re wasting their time! Paul is a Manc lad pure and simple. He loves the club and there’s no chance of him leaving here. If ever he decided to go there would be a stampede, but he won’t be going, he’s here for life.
Sir Alex Ferguson (Jan 2003)

I’m not the best, Paul Scholes is.
Edgar Davids, in his prime

I told Moratti Scholes is a “mission impossible” man. It’s more than money with him. He was born just a few blocks away from Old Trafford. It`s about wearing United’s colours.
Inter owner Massimo Moratti’s adviser, Pino Pagliara (July 2000)

Out of everyone at Manchester United, I would pick out Scholes – he is the best midfielder of his generation. I would have loved to have played alongside him.
Pep Guardiola

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You want more?

I never wish to be praising a player of Man Utd but an exception has to be drawn when it comes to Paul scholes

Dayokanu

I can provide more if you want

coogar:

you have to take out the entire set-play from his record & then let's compare open play goals to the number of minutes spent on the pitch.



and that move hindered england from winning anything in the international scene. the dream gerrard/scholes partnership never worked out. sven eriksson shot himself in the foot!


now this is why scholes is better than lampard.

[img]http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/12/2013-06-18/aa693409-dcd8-400b-8104-d677cbf49bae[/img]

look at scholesy's assist charts compared to lampard that had 100 more league appearances....

You know Lampard is the second highest assister in EPL history right?


That tells you your chart is lying!!!!

Wetin dey always worry this Dayokanu sef?

I knew you would come here and start defending scholes as soon as I saw your ojuyobo frog eyes peeping the thread.

Anyway,

John Terry, and Juan Mata have also posted tributes to Frank Lampard's immense ability

coogar:

you have to take out the entire set-play from his record & then let's compare open play goals to the number of minutes spent on the pitch.



and that move hindered england from winning anything in the international scene. the dream gerrard/scholes partnership never worked out. sven eriksson shot himself in the foot!


now this is why scholes is better than lampard.

[img]http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/12/2013-06-18/aa693409-dcd8-400b-8104-d677cbf49bae[/img]

look at scholesy's assist charts compared to lampard that had 100 more league appearances....

Na Man Utd fan draw that chart ni?

There's no freaking way Scholes would have more assists than Lampard not even in the after-life.

Nihilist:
You know Lampard is the second highest assister in EPL history right?

That tells you your chart is lying!!!!

we will get to lampard's second highest assist bullshyte right this minute. lampard has played gazillion games to get to that point & many of them are from set-plays anyways.

let's do the math.....

frank lampard
577 - league appearances
535 - league starts
042 - substititions

172 - league goals

173 - league assists
115 - open play assists
058 - set play assists

paul scholes
499 - league appearances
404 - league starts
095 - substititions

107 - league goals

138 - league assists
120 - open play assists
018 - set play assists


even a kid of 5 knows scholes is the better midfielder. goals/assists from set-play is what skewed lampard's stats.

Nihilist: Wetin dey always worry this Dayokanu sef?

I knew you would come here and start defending scholes as soon as I saw your ojuyobo frog eyes peeping the thread.

I have always defended Scholes anytime He is a complete midfielder.

Better than anyone England has produced since Gascoigne

AirborneLacer:
Na Man Utd fan draw that chart ni?

There's no freaking way Scholes would have more assists than Lampard not even in the after-life.

don't blow a gasket.....

lampard has 173 assists from 47,934 mins
scholesy has 138 assists from 36,086 mins

nihilist & his mate don run away.....

lampard na servant to scholes. scholes generated 1 league assist every 261 minutes. lampard generated 1 league assist every 277 minutes.

meanwhile, truckloads of lampard's assists came via set plays and despite that, he still got beaten by scholes per minute.


what's the comparison?

coogar: nihilist & his mate don run away.....

lampard na servant to scholes. scholes generated 1 league assist every 261 minutes. lampard generated 1 league assist every 277 minutes.

meanwhile, truckloads of lampard's assists came via set plays and despite that, he still got beaten by scholes per minute.


what's the comparison?

I don't think Lampard has up to 173 league assists.

Lemme find a chart first

Nihilist:

I don't think Lampard has up to 173 league assists.

Lemme find a chart first

he does.....

coogar:

he does.....

No way.

My Chart was generated this year.
Lampard had just around a 100 career premier league assists

Your stats are totally wrong