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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by OLAJOMO(m): 9:32pm On Jul 13, 2012
O God save us from this mess.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by omenziate(m): 9:34pm On Jul 13, 2012
Diversionary tactics, dese northerners have perfected dis their lying skills. Until we deal wit d "Born to rule" idealogy and radical Islam inherent in d North, we are just deceiving ourselves. Bomb close to d mosque indeed. Go to d north and see d northern Muslims jubilating each sunday christians are killed in church. Even some like @lacasa and his pack of rabid wolves are not left out. Na God go judge all of una.

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by yyb14: 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2012
emmykk: How to fight boko haram if i am jonathan.
1.Give them deadline to renouce failure which u
2.Take them as common theives and treat them as same,dnt negociate with criminal
3.set up local vigilant groups across each wards in all nothern state(with reward 4 any good work)
4.let d soldiers and plain uniform men flood these hot towns with properly checking of vehichla movement and strange movement
5.kill or imprison current members of boko haram promptly
6.sponsors of boko haram comfirm and verify should be assasinated promptly
7.protect religous house more and more
8.let all porous nigeria borders be mounted with military presences
9.traditional rulers should be task and motivated to ensure peace in their domain
10.good leadership by governors should start in earnest
good idea
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by onyengbu: 9:36pm On Jul 13, 2012
Old wizard is a foolish Yoruba bigot! He is not awusa.

Whatever happens, if they like let them bomb from now till eternity, GEJ will finish his tenure and even sef get his own jara if he does well. Bombing is only boomeranging now. They probably wanted to use it to scare people for some few weeks but it spiralled out of control.

Now northerners will need much more than a miracle to become president again.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by TeekayAkin: 9:40pm On Jul 13, 2012
The Land of the Wise ruled by Fools and Idiots! Part 1

Sometimes around last year someone called Nigeria - A land of fools ruled by idiots. majority of the so ncalled Nigerians came out attacking, defending, fighting, went ballistic, they simply didn't like being referred to as fools notwithstanding that reality confirms this.

They went off on a tangent and lost the message and rather catered to their egos and sentiments.

Well, many have accused me of being to blunt, harsh direct, truthful etc with words. So this time around I'll cater to your sentiments, hence - Nigeria: The land of the wise ruled by fools and idiots.

I remember growing up in a christian family where we prayed for Nigeria and as well in churches. It was also on the prayer points, some even organised vigils, prayer sessions and still do till date.

We pray for our ''nation'', ''leaders''. We ask the bible and koran gods we were given to guide them, grant them knowledge and wisdom to rule well and make the nation better.

And this was even the case right from the days of the military rulers, coups at intervals, brutal rulership, high level of corruption etc BUT rather than rise and depose these tyrannies, we, the WISE prayed for them, called on the gods to remove them when it didn't seem like the plea for guidance and wisdom to rule was going anywhere.
And when a brutal leadership stepped aside it was a miracle, the drums were rolled out, the heavens and angels and vuigins (for those that have these in their heavens) rejoiced, danced and recorded a victory for their god - I wouldn't even go into which god claimed the victoty or probably it was a Joint Task Force between the gods, I'll let them fight it out.

Then the military fools were aside and a civilian came into office, right in front of the Wise of my land. Well, the gods removed a fool for an . It wasn't long though before the fools were favoured by the gods and the hardwork of the wise.

We, the wise did so much to restor this fool back into power, we weren't just fond of idiots, years of being ruled by fools had made us used to them in our highest of wisdoms, hence the return of our darling fool was very welcomed and a blessing!

That went on and wodn in history as one of the worst repressive regimes BUT still we the wise had it all figured out, we were just too wise to listen to anyone, learn and un-learn, we had it all figured out, we had all the answers, we were the custodians of wisdom!

We demonstrated those great attributes again, and when the fool in power died, it was our gods, the drums filled the streets, dancing and screams of joy, the wise patted themselves on the back, their wisdom had done it again!Some even attribute this to their gods, well I'm sure the heavens must have been glad, traffic stopped right there in heaven as Nigeria was on the mind of the gods again. Which of the gods? I'll refer you to my earlier take on this.

At this point we had it all mapped out with another fool, the one we would later praise for installing another colonial institution- DemocraZy - the best thing to ever happen since sliced bread.

We, the wise had this all worked out - all these years of chaos and problems, oppression and poverty, democraZy was the answer, that was the missing piece of the puzzle! And we ran to get us a fool to make that happen.

The stage was now set, another opportunity for we, the wise to flamboyantly display our rare gift of wisdom, and we ran, ran as fast as we could to get us our fool that we would convert into an . Our love for fools, eh?It was a spectacle to behold, a miracle, a time to relax, dough in the oven awaiting the bread. Bread that would never come, till the doughgot rotten... but shhhh!!

Then ever since that fool turned brought in his gangs and other idiots lying in the cut and woodwork all came out, filling up the leadership positions over we, the wise.

We just couldn't get enough of our darling idiots.

And twelve years ater the ''almighty formula'' called democraZy given to us by our slave/colonial masters was applied, everything has got worse, even worse than when the fools ruled. The regime of a fool that was once called the most brutal and corrupt now looked like it was run by saints and angels - the reason why the gods favoured them? Who knows!

by Teekay Akin (Akin Adeseye)

14/05/12

Continued in Part 2.

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by edicolove: 9:42pm On Jul 13, 2012
emmykk: How to fight boko haram if i am jonathan.
Nice suggestion but lets take a closer look:

1.Give them deadline to renouce failure which u.

That wont work. Its already being done. How do you threaten a man who is ready to take is own life?


2.Take them as common theives and treat them as same,dnt negociate with criminal

Nice idea but emm, where are they? They dont have a location. They dont gather in a group. In short, they actually dontt "exist". Thats the difference between a terrorist group and militias.


3.set up local vigilant groups across each wards in all nothern state(with reward 4 any good work)

Hahahaha! This one was very funny. Would you join a vigilante group to fight suicide bombers in the same community where the suicide bombers live? What the members of the community can do is give information. If they form vigilante groups, who will arm them? You want to supply more arms to the sucide bombing infested communities? That is funny bro.


4.let d soldiers and plain uniform men flood these hot towns with properly checking of vehichla movement and strange movement

Suicide bombers dontr advertise themselves. Some of you guys seem to confuse them with militias. They are not the same thing. If they were visible, the government would have taken care of them by now. I read some poeple posting that the federal government cannot fight BH. Yeah thats because they cant find them. The few that have been located have been wiped out without stress. Nigerian army is very competent when it comes to that. But in this case, they are not visible. They are faceless


5.kill or imprison current members of boko haram promptly

Where are they? You still missing it

6.sponsors of boko haram comfirm and verify should be assasinated promptly

There is no way a sponsor of terrorism will just be found. You can know them from security observation. But catching them with evidence is a different ball game. You cannot arrest and prosecute them on suspicion and assumption. The same people will say you are witch hunting your enemies

7.protect religous house more and more

Skip

8.let all porous nigeria borders be mounted with military presences

The border is thousands of kilometers long. Where exactly are you going to position the soldiers? America even built a fence to protect their own bothers and it didnt work. Mexicans are still trouping in. Basket case.


9.traditional rulers should be task and motivated to ensure peace in their domain

Well this can help. But unfortunately, they have let it slip out of their hands.

10.good leadership by governors should start in earnest

Well this can help. But political interests is hampering this from working

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Biafrarep(m): 9:43pm On Jul 13, 2012
Oh my, oh my, see how the cookie crumbles, the chicken has finaly come home to roost. Treachery, sabotage, born to rule, cabal n mafioso, monkeys n baboons et al, are now in state of flaux, the monster is no longer answerable to the master! IBB, Atiku, Buhari and Chiroma never knew that their creation would one day run amock. D fire they ignited for their passieved enemy is about 2 consume them all, this is just d beginning of d end!

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 13, 2012
All because of a stoopid mohammed (piss be unto him). SMH

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Beync(f): 9:52pm On Jul 13, 2012
Edico u'v hit the truth so hard, so well. Dogs and baboons who engaged u has gone to plan some attack for this weekend, it will backfire on them. It's very disappointing that when u see this malus clamoring for a competent president you'l think they have a candidate, all they say is buhari the old blood sucking baboon. Very awkward people.

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by killuminati(m): 10:05pm On Jul 13, 2012
Dr. Wise:
All because of a stoopid mohammed (piss be unto him). SMH
May Alllah forgives you.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Fellywood(m): 10:07pm On Jul 13, 2012
These F.OOLS actually think they are doing Mr. President by making Nigeria ungovernable. The truth is that they are doing the muslims & hausas...because no one would want to vote for terrorists in 2015....Nigerins are wiser than these parasites think we are. They think that by killing & maiming innocent citizens they will destract the President. The ONLY reason they are doing this is beecause a CHRISTIAN is the president & NOT politiical. The muslims will not agree but it is the truth & the hard fact is...THEY ARE HURTING THEMSELVES.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Pastorniga: 10:12pm On Jul 13, 2012
A time is coming and the time is now when the BOKO HARAM shall arise and kill all their good people.
Also all that shall come from the north in 2015 will be agents of BOKO HARAM. God help Nigeria.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by lacasa: 10:13pm On Jul 13, 2012
ifihearam: All lies jare
If they want us to believe they are not after xtians,they should either bomb atiku or ibb's sch. Then we can manage to believe them..

May God punish buhari for this rubbish he has caused
May the blood of everyone who has died rest on his head


Nxt minute u'll blame Buhari 4 Ūя̲̅ stupidity in writing ds crap grin
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 13, 2012
omoredia: Na Buhari D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cos all this mess. Foolish Nigerians are thinkin GEJ is nt doin anything. Buhari is evil I will vote d delude GEJ over that blood thirsty bastard! Piss be on him! To win election aint do or die!
u c ur life! simple posting u cant understand. what has Buhari got to do with dis?.
u sure say u fit read n understand simple thread at all? Buhari is the right man for this country to live in peace.
Tell ur GEJ to keep on appointing his family members, maybe you too will soon become minister of state for defence.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by lacasa: 10:15pm On Jul 13, 2012
Fellywood: These F.OOLS actually think they are doing Mr. President by making Nigeria ungovernable. The truth is that they are doing the muslims & hausas...because no one would want to vote for terrorists in 2015....Nigerins are wiser than these parasites think we are. They think that by killing & maiming innocent citizens they will destract the President. The ONLY reason they are doing this is beecause a CHRISTIAN is the president & NOT politiical. The muslims will not agree but it is the truth & the hard fact is...THEY ARE HURTING THEMSELVES.

Starting wt Ūя̲̅ fisherman terrorist †ђat planned the independence day bombing bah

U r a big fool just like Ūя̲̅ president grin
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by lacasa: 10:18pm On Jul 13, 2012
onye_ngbu*:
Old wizard is a foolish Yoruba bigot! He is not awusa.

Whatever happens, if they like let them bomb from now till eternity, GEJ will finish his tenure and even sef get his own jara if he does well. Bombing is only boomeranging now. They probably wanted to use it to scare people for some few weeks but it spiralled out of control.

Now northerners will need much more than a miracle to become president again.

Since its only Ūя̲̅ vote dat will be counted abi

Big foolgrin
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by wadoski: 10:20pm On Jul 13, 2012
dayokanu: And we have a clueless m0r0nic retardeen as president of this country?

What else can u say oda than this? Calling him clueless shows u‘re more clueless and moronic. You know wot? That he was able to work his way to the very top shows he‘s intelligent. Wot can one say about you? Scratching my head to find smetin but cant.

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Azidogen2: 10:20pm On Jul 13, 2012
I get cold water to cool all of una head. gringringringringringringrin
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by freeR1: 10:23pm On Jul 13, 2012
mekaboy: ASSUMING I WAS BOKO HARAM MEMBER, AND I HAVE DECIDED TO KILL MYSELF AND OTHERS, I HAVE A BOMB ON ME, WHAT CAN GEJ DO TO STOP ME ?

First, GEJ has d mandate to setup strong institutions to build a strong economy, which will provide you good and sustainable job to make u busy. So you won't av time 2 be brain washed 2 kill urself. IF THIS FAILS,

Second, He has d mandate to setup strong institutions that will get intelligent reports on people brain washing people, so that they can be arrested and prosecuted. Again you wud av bn saved. IF THIS FAILS,

Third, He has d mandate to setup strong institutions that will prevent you from making or getting bombs. IF THIS FAILS,

Fourth, He has d mandate to setup strong institutions that will get intelligent reports on possible attacks so that they can prevent u from harming ursef nd others. IF THIS FAILS!!! Then he is grossly incompetent.

This incompetence is similar to the Barclay's Bank CEO and Goldman sacs CEO resignation. They did not directly commit d atrocities but bcus they failed to setup frame works 2 prevent such, it is termed incompetence, therefore, they had 2 b eased off.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Jameel2012(m): 10:23pm On Jul 13, 2012
sharp_shap: What goes around comes around! If una like make una use unborn babies. Very soon your pregnant women will swallow bombs for their unborn children to carry.
Certainly!
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Abeyjide: 10:25pm On Jul 13, 2012
couldnt believe my eye wen i watching the live coverage.d way i see it,it was delibrate by some people so dat d society wont be saying is only church dey are attacking.how can u cover a live sucide bomber without the journalist shakin the camera, as if dey were expecting such an action.wat a great nation!
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by blackboi(m): 10:27pm On Jul 13, 2012
EyesWideOpen: Wonders shall never cease! Just hear yourself. Have you even read the post at all? People like you are only good at annoyance!

sharrap ya mouth there
ur Islam sucks! grincheesy
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by godimento: 10:29pm On Jul 13, 2012
Old Wizard:

Please tell me, who takes responsibility for the security of Nigerians? The Victim, the bomber or your incompetent president?
Some of u doesn't know what 2 say,& at the sametime refuse 2 remain silent. Gj is not spirit neither God. He had done what normal human being will ve done 4 peace. Did u people want him to wear army uniform with gun and patrol all northern regions! Pls, we should try post maturely.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by blackboi(m): 10:29pm On Jul 13, 2012
Abeyjide: couldnt believe my eye wen i watching the live coverage.d way i see it,it was delibrate by some people so dat d society wont be saying is only church dey are attacking.how can u cover a live sucide bomber without the journalist shakin the camera, as if dey were expecting such an action.wat a great nation!
*seconded* culdnt have said it better
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by OldWizard1: 10:30pm On Jul 13, 2012
Biafra rep: hmnnnn? So dat is ur plan ba? U want to assasinate him! Jona may be a retardeen or whateva but he sure knows how to safeguard himself, for all he cares, u guys r no longer part of Nigeria, so shove d bomb down ur gullet!

Assassination my a$$! Oyingbo, You don't get.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Akpan107(m): 10:33pm On Jul 13, 2012
Old Wizard: Suicide Bombing has become the norm now. GEJ is incompetent and too busy with Bayelsa politics to make any impact.
Nothing good can ever come out GEJ presidency.

Make una vote wisely come 2015.
2015: It's either GEJ or the Lion would be seperated from the Sheep.... We are waiting to see what you Northerners are up to.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by OldWizard1: 10:34pm On Jul 13, 2012
edicolove:

Are you going to plan your next bombing? You need a location? Should I suggest one? Anuofia! Una don enter one chance for dis one! Please stop sending little kids to go and bomb themselves for you. Their blood will be on your head! Stop sucking blood? stop it now! Judgement is coming on you! ram dung! GEJ will not buckle or bow to your intimidation and if una try attack am, una go see fire! twats!

See what the elders saw a long time ago. I blame them for still going ahead to join us together!


Stop spreading your hatred. Northerners are peace loving people. Nobody approves of the nonsense going on in the name of Boko haram today. It's a national problem but the North is a victim. Economy is grounded, casualties are mounting and our people are given bad name just to hang them.

Tell the president to be a man and do something about it. We love him. We respect him and pray for him to succeed. Let GEJ exercise his powers and resolve the problem once and for all.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by OldWizard1: 10:38pm On Jul 13, 2012
Akpan107: 2015: It's either GEJ or the Lion would be seperated from the Sheep.... We are waiting to see what you Northerners are up to.

One thing is clear Akpan, GEJ can not run on his record in office. It's a record of monumental failure.
What would be his campaign slogan: that he has turned the economy around? That he has made Nigeria more secured than he met it? or that this time around he has no shirt?


Remove the wool from your eyes. Even a miracle can not help him.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by ifihearam: 10:39pm On Jul 13, 2012
@emmykk
Easier said than done

So you think GEJ does not want lasting peace in his tenure abi?
Wait until you occupy a leadership position then you will understand better.
To be candid to be a president nor be beans ooooooooo
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by OldWizard1: 10:40pm On Jul 13, 2012
kk4kiss: OLD WIZARD u re u full and a useless being for sounding as u do. Read the hand writing on d wall only GEJ can' t do it alone take it or u leave it. there is more to wat is happenin in dis country to wat u see on paper and television. Answer dis if ur basket mouth can allow u, can ur father wake up and decide to set his home in trouble? Is people, well let me not wast my time cos u re unrepentant maggot

Poor soul. You have been misled.
Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jul 13, 2012
What goes around comes around. Blame your failed crackhead muslim brothers, not GEJ. When will people get into their heads that the President can't solve their religious problems? When the North jumped to adopt Sharia to spite Obj cos he's non-Muslim, all the Muslims were joyful. Now Bokos have taken it to the next logical level and you are now complaining. What were you expecting?

Why can't the Caliphate declare a fatwa against Bokos and set every Muslim against them if they misrepresent Islam? If it was someone drawing Mohammed, a death sentence would have been passed. Why not do same for the Bokos if they are insulting Islam. Which one is rubbishing islam more? No, the sultan and other Muslim scholars won't do it. But complain about GEJ they will. GEJ na winch? How will he stop a brain dead Muslim from blowing himself up?

And yes people are more pissed when they kill Christians, because they have no hand in this matter. Deal with your mess.

And GEJ is so going no where. And if he can deliver on constant electricity, he'll surely get another term whether Muslims sort out their Boko problem or not.

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Re: Shehu of Borno Escapes Bomb Attack by OldWizard1: 10:42pm On Jul 13, 2012
tit:
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ode niee!
go and get your share of facrooks dollar.
leadership ko! namaship ni!

Is it about sharing? GEJ can not prosecute a confirm thief like Lawan because he is afraid of his shadows!
GEj is more corrupt than Lawan. Deal with it.

Is it the North that will prosecute Lawan again? Blame everything on the North!

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