I will live in this city any day any year, it's finer than any part of naija. if my time reach to live oyinbo man land na dis kind place i go like live for africa it does not have to be nigeria

THIS GUY MADE MY DAY

Clemzy16: Patrick obahiagbon go steal the show that day. Im go turn am to comedy concert.

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An Edo Man invited his
friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin,
the family put
yam,
rice, meat etc, into the grave in
line with
tradition. A man asked why? The
Edo man smiled
&said,
according to our tradition, the
dead go on a
long
journey & need all the food items
they can
get".
The man dropped N100,000
inside and
said,
"when the food finish, buy more".
Another man
dropped N50,000 and said, "add
this incase
it's not
enough".
Akpos smiled and brought out his
cheque
book & wrote a cheque of
N200,000,
dropped it in the
coffin & took the N150,000 notes
as a
change, then
said, "Nwanne, withdraw when
you reach dia
o...It is
going to be a dangerous journey
we don't
know how
many robbers are out there and
afterall we
are in a
cashless economy na! Travel well
o!"

Festac town another pride of lagos in those days, damn lagos used to have beautiful places.

we africans were really africans not people from different countries, abi una no see hausa people?

Seun, i want to over believe you now. Innovate on this post and let us have our own ebay, you can call it nairalandbid if you want since nairaland is already a brand. A very simple business plan is all it requires.

Only obstacle is scammers and that is easy to combat, if anyone has anything for sale they advertise it and you only need to set up escrow, we lot outside nigeria will really appreciate it. Please look into this and please put the jokers on nairaland to check they might send away good nairalanders. Thanks

texaco1: see seun nairaland version of ebay bidding on display here

Nothing special, after all this is what every part of naija is meant to look like. Festac of 1977 is better than this by far...

Idoh bale ni mo wa o baba....those who have ears let them hear and those who can read let them read this and pass the message on.

This elder was 32 years old in 1960 that alone means he know what he is saying.

Nigeria is a mixture of the unmixable, different nationalities (yoruba,hausa,igbo,ijaw etc) forcefully algamated in 1914, remember baba was born probably 14 years after that. Nationality is used to describe someone from a nation and a nation can be a country,saying that, every part of nigeria now, that is speaking yoruba or any language similar to yoruba is meant to belong to yoruba nation, same for other languages too.

This entity called nigeria is not working and we can all see and feel it. if we go back to regional government there wont be tribal sentiments, if anything it will be within tribes and that is easy to sort out amongst themselves and every region live within their means.

This bad media easy to solve but na to gather the solution hard....Abi our smart ones dey do fraud ?ok, kai if i get magic wand wey i fit just swing for every nigerian immigrant in america and the american born with nigerian origin make dem sleep 2 days no wake, so dem no go go work, make we see if e no go affect america or not?

As much as i agree say our culture na im dey make us do fraud(truth bitter but must be told), because all the non africans wey i don come accross no dey do fraud if dem partake na because them need fast money but us na profession.

I HATE THIS WESTERN WORLD WITH A PASSION.....BUT MAN KINDA STUCK HERE.

how can anyone with a brain say the guy does not have a job? Or u mean he is not ''JUST OVER BROKE''? I ve always said this and will keep on saying this...there are more jobs in nigeria than there are in most western world. A keke driver is self employed even okada,danfo,canoe,labourer. Graduate or no graduate do what u can while you look for a better job. se na until u travel abroad before you sabi say na so e be? Same naija graduate of business admin go dey wait for job but him pocket money fit reach 500k and him go spend am on groove, but give a non graduate 20% of that money and see what he will come up with in the long run after a while him fit employ graduates sef

Just like all our old leaders e.g buhari and co.

But make una wait o o, is grammar a language? or una mean english language?

Excuse my ignorance... but i think say na so e be since abi e change?

Yous two are very clueless

chegx: hey do not blame poverty, blame selfishness, greed, laziness, lack of self esteem and discipline.

mehn see wounding....dem jus fall these guys hand. Una fit sit down there and criticise them but in the eyes of an average nigerian in europe these guys no do anything wrong. Eat sausage and 2 meat balls if you don't agree. Well these guys will still make it back home.FACT

okay fair enough.....can we now go back to regional times and then everyone will employ his own people and have a figure head prime minister and president but each region handle their own resources and instead of nigeria it should be united regions of nigeria.

From this video it is evident this is how it was, north for northerners, east for easterners and west for westerners. Any other minority group that wants to break away should break away that way we will live in peace. If i come to your region i will live according to your rules, if i dont like sharia law or feel like the north is dangerous then i stay away. We will do business with each other in peace and let it be free movement for people from any region but each with their own rule. This ugly ass man could be right but in the spirit of oneness then he was wrong.

are for real?

Henry praise: From the clip, I didn't see anytin wrong here, y ar u fermenting issues were dia none? D olokpa acted wit utmost professionalism, I didn't see money exchange hands, I didn't see any1 bein brutalised, I only heard d voice of a civilian talkin too much. Infact d civilian shud be charged for assulting abi insulting a police officer in uniform.

why not hausa? if i was the girls dad it would have been a no no, the same guy that helped gowon fight biafra? if biafra was allowed im sure the yorubas would have followed and we will not have boko haram killing people as there would not have been western education in the north and they can keep their hausa language.

I hate this guy for what he did to the igbos (his fellow nigerians).

back to the basics, divide nigeria into 3. east,west and north and we will still live together.

mehn...God save me well well for nigeria o o o, are we sure he is a kidnapper?

how does a kidnapper get ransom for a dead person?

One of my friends back in the day had a baby young with his girlfriend and didnt want his or her parents to know about it but unfortunately the baby died and at the time we were all broke and did not have any money to go and bury the child, so someone suggested a place where we can go and bury the baby, it took us 2 hours to get there. Imagine if we were stopped on our way we could have been called kidnappers or ritualist.

Please we need to investigate properly before we start this our ways of lynching in the 20th century. Thanks

Those who can read let them read, those who cannot read should listen to those that can read. All of una better take this Mukina guy seriously forget the humour na make you no get bored of reading.

JUST LIKE NIGERIA

classicEntity: The British government practices Unitary system of govt, under parliamentary monarchy, whereby all components units are semi-independent but are subject to the crown. All the regions; Scotland, wales, N.Ireland, England are independent of each other, they hv there own national team, prime ministers, resource control, police, constitution etc bt what links all unit to london is jst foreign affairs of wich they share 2geda.

Buhari can not get the job done simple answer. The fact is i dont think anyone can get the job done the way Nigeria is now because we are biased towards each other, and the fact that we use ethnicity as a yardstick is our biggest barrier

Obiagelli:
what is the point beating about the bush, can Buhari get the job done? If yes then give it to him.
Age is never a yardstick, ibori, bankole, Daniel are young guys you know

Buhari was good when he ruled nigeria before but the big question is...is he not old now? Are there no competent younger nigerians? The reason tinubu won lagos state governorship was because his poster photo was a younger picture of him and everyone voted hoping a younger man will have a better vision and strength. Nigerians have to say no to these men, they are already pensioners. Nigeria in those days was ruled by some of the names we still mention today and these guys were young then. These old men will only spoil things more. We need younger men so people will be able to express themselves more, a younger man knows what is happening in the world today and have the physical ability to move round.

Better still, Buhari can run for prime minister/president/premier of the northern nigeria/region.

N:B Nigeria is a name given to 3 countries i.e eastern, western, northern nigeria. We are meant to canvas for things to go back to how it was because it worked then this marriage is not working. And our ways of twisting the english language don confuse us to the point wey e don dey affect us. The word ''UNITED'' we call am ''ONE'' and that don confuse us. Think of it as united nigeria not one nigeria then you will know its 3 countries/regions just like united kingdom get ireland,wales and england. Even though our slogan na peace and unity, think...where did the unity come in the equation?

Muritala tried it o o o, what happened to him in nigeria?

i thought nigeria is united: i thought it was 3 regions in one, hence wazobia.

ask musiwa...

OPC still.....? i am a living proof to their illiterate ways on two occassions, infact the second time, i confessed that i took my grand mum's money without her knowledge( wetin i sabi then)that can lead to death and i was far from home i went to visit my friends at Ajangbadi then, the first time just like yakubu i was coming from beach with my friends and they lived in wilmer in olodi apapa and i had to drop them off and then go to my family house in okorogbo when we got stopped by them....well na God dey save person for naija.

By the way why do we still need vigilante like opc or are they militants and if militants? is it right to have militants? its just like having rebels and to think that these guys live with people and people know who they are....

The Nigeria i met was like the london i live in today....

Even though its sun shades it can be worn indoors too, some shades are meant for indoors and out doors but some are meant to protect eyes from sunlight...in a club with flash lights it can be worn too, some shades gets clear the darker the room is.

Some people are more confident when you cant see their eyes...my father always wore shades so im no go look your face make strong decisions and hey you guys remember Abacha always in shades indoor or outdoor

The problem started when they opened the border for e.u citizens, an english man will say all these foreigners and pakis should f up bck to their countries but if you remind im that you are also a foreigner he will say oh you coloured guys are ok but i cant stand all these eastern europeans and pakis.

bakynes: Britain will not go back on this bond am sure of that.While I was there some months ago a lot of them are tired of seeing black faces really.All they talk about on Radio and TV is how to reduce net immigration which I believe is racially induced. When it comes to unemployment in britain,the European countries like Poland,Romania and other Eastern European nations are the real problem.The kind of Jobs most black pple do white folks can't do it. All they do is criminalize black pple go to their prisons all full of black dudes.

Na lie..talk true you can not figure the uk out, alot of nigerians understand america because of the american programmes watched in nigeria but u.k you have to be ready to mix up with different nationalities to enjoy it but most nigerians just chill out with only nigerians, eat only nigerian food, go to only nigerian clubs and restaurants, date only nigerian girls n guys and then when you travel to the uk and you find yourself amongst these lot then you will find the country boring. The u.k is better than america anytime any day even the americans in the uk say it..But saying that the bond is not goig to take place. If dem impose am we go fight against am. Another thing is why would you want to over stay in the first place if you wont be entitled to employment why not invest your visa and ticket money in nigeria you will find out in time you will have more oney than people living abroad only tey will live more comfortable lives.

ogb5:

I got the visa just in case I felt like spending a weekend in the UK or seeing an old friend. Got it in Amsterdam and total time to go for the interview and get visa was about 3 hours, so just decided to have it.

But never really see any reason to go to the uk. Maybe one day I will discover what people like in the UK.