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Politics / Re: Anti-corruption War: Judiciary Is My Main Headache, Says Buhari by cizy: 7:32pm On Jan 31, 2016
This man is the most sensless animal the world has ever seen. Imagine, the country is burning, boko haram just wiped out over 300 people in Maiduguri and injured about 700, the economy is bleeding, crime is on the rise, jobs are lost per minute, businesses are suffering, power supply is still epileptic, our roads are still death traps as accidents happen in their tens on daily basis, etc, yet all this foolish mad man can utter is this trash?


Am really pissed right now! angry

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Politics / Re: Lecturer Dr Danfulani Arrested For Criticizing Buhari On Facebook Denied Bail by cizy: 1:26pm On Jan 31, 2016
APCzombie:


Which useless blasphemy?

Did he mention your Mohammed or allah?

This is how you muslims use blasphemy allegation to murder Christians in your midst.

Tell me how he blasphemed any religion?

Did he even mention Islam?


Don't mind him, I think that apcsupporter of a guy should also tell us if the Denmark cartoon blasphemy had anything to do with Nigerians, yet they murdered their fellow countrymen in cold blood. Or what about the protest by northerners on Israel's bombing of Palestine, what has it got to do with Christians? But Christians were murdered in cold blood. What about the peaceful protest by Christians to stop the enforcement of Sharia law in Kaduna state, a state with approximately 50/50 Muslim to Christian ratio, that resulted in violent bloodshed from the usual quarters.

A violent being is a violent being and no amount of excuse can change that fact.

This is contrary to section 417 and 418 of the penal code of northern Nigeria.

By the way, from the quoted above, can it be infered that northern Nigeria has it's own laws and it supersedes the Nigerian laws?

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Politics / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi: "I Didn't Write The Economist 'Ineffectual Buffoon' Article" by cizy: 12:14pm On Jan 30, 2016
modath:


Where is the letter The Economist wrote to you confirming the spurious allegation you & your paid online hacks fabricated

Na wah for una ooo... Una nor fit see any project to fruition, every move is a failure, back to back, no clear objective, just clutching at straws upandan!! sad


I won't call Clueless Hero his new appellation but he it fits him to a T, going by the mediocre propaganda his support base put up!!! Each time, gets shut down with speed!!

Y'all are bunch of learners!

I expect abuses, so keep it coming... yeye! smiley

Huh??
Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo Says Her Bum Is The Type That Breaks Coconut; Shares Pic As Proof by cizy: 12:10pm On Jan 30, 2016
KingTom:
no be amu this one go get so? grin though hitting that from behind may give me the 6 packs I desire grin

Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo Says Her Bum Is The Type That Breaks Coconut; Shares Pic As Proof by cizy: 12:02pm On Jan 30, 2016
KingTom:
tufia :O

grin grin grin grin

As you get only one pack so, you don see woman way go complement you with her 12 packs (down to her puzzay), you come dey run?
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: 10 Categories Of Students That Request For Extra Booklets During Exam by cizy: 11:27am On Jan 30, 2016
intruder15:



if u dont fall into category 5, den somethin is wrong.
5. The Scholars Of course, these ones are undoubtedly
very brilliant. They will logically, lucidly
and analytically answer exam questions
and may demand extra booklets when
need be. When they request for extra
sheets, be sure that they will get nothing less than an "A", unlike the "I
too know" crew who would demand
extra sheets and still end up with an "E"

Hehehehehe! There's a course I did in my 500L, "Iron and Steel Making" (was a merge between two of the bulkiest courses in my dept as at then - Iron Making and Steel Making, and the only 3 credit unit course I ever did). I was the best in the test, which I scored just 12/30 after all the epistles I wrote. So in the exam, I fully prepared for the lecturer. I filled up the whole answer booklet of 12 leaves and 24 pages (while still at about half of the questions I choose to answer). I requested for extra sheets until it completed the exact number of a full answer booklet of 12 leaves. At the end, I made a B which was the only B in that course as most people had D's, E's and F's with only 2 Cs in that course.

So how does that explain that scholars make nothing less than an A?

Most other courses I did and used extra sheet, I made As with a few of them turning out to be Bs (and about 2 Cs in some very difficult courses where either B or C were the best grades) that's why I challenged the post by the OP.
Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo Says Her Bum Is The Type That Breaks Coconut; Shares Pic As Proof by cizy: 11:11am On Jan 30, 2016
Kingtom's wife...

Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by cizy: 4:45pm On Jan 29, 2016
daretodiffer:



Now why on earth would you think I care about sounding toutish

I don't know better as a woman. When I refer to your Mummy as a hoe, I am not trying to make you change your mind. I want you to feel like cutting my head off. I want it to be very personal. I want you to know that the women in your life most especially your mum is not beyond those tags. I am certain their mums would have been called those or are still being called those names by men in their offices etc. The way you call every woman a hoe nonchalantly is the same way women in your family are called hoes outside your home and behind your back.


You see, in the real world my vocabulary is quite limited. That was how I was raised. I have never heard my brothers using such words. The most I have heard them use is ‘lazy and stupid'. Therefore I can't see myself getting married to such a man who would be so stupid to call Kim a prostitute.

Whatever... undecided

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Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by cizy: 6:33am On Jan 29, 2016
daretodiffer:


No, I haven't

I don't much time these days to go through threads

You do not have to insult me for me to insult your mother


But you know that attitude of yours is quit toutish right? You don't go about insulting people's mum, even when they insult you. This is because you as a woman should know better. You face those who face you rather than insulting their parents.

I can imagine when you have a slight argument with your husband and he calls Kim Kardashian an olosho, you go ahead and call his mum an olosho. How does that sound?
Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by cizy: 8:57pm On Jan 28, 2016
daretodiffer:


Let's ask Google smiley


It is a physiological response


Hmmm, ok...


Btw, hope you have stopped insulting people's mothers on here, especially when they didn't insult you in anyway...?
Education / Re: 10 Categories Of Students That Request For Extra Booklets During Exam by cizy: 8:55pm On Jan 28, 2016
tosyne2much:
Oga na ur own wahala be dat jawe. If you lack logical reasoning and can't decipher hilarity in what you have read, blame it on your pathetic reasoning

I don't even have time to start trading words with you. On a normal day, I don't reply your kind
. Just stay ur lane abeg !


You think I came here to trade words with you? I wouldn't do that. Just had to point out how myopic your post is and nothing else. Didn't mean to offend you and hence make you display your inability to take simple criticism.

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Education / Re: Gateway Polytechnic Students Protest Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Photos) by cizy: 8:50pm On Jan 28, 2016
Some foolishly idîotic goats will come here and term them ipod youths... undecided
Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by cizy: 7:29pm On Jan 28, 2016
daretodiffer:


It might be arousal and it might not be arousal to the patient. It is kinda hard to pinpoint. If it is possible for rape victims to orgasm, then I see no reason why the moaning part should be a big deal.

Rapè victims? How's that even possible?
Education / Re: 10 Categories Of Students That Request For Extra Booklets During Exam by cizy: 7:21pm On Jan 28, 2016
I used extra sheet when necessary and I don't belong to any of these categories (because I ain't no scholar neither am I a dullard), so Mr. I think your topic/post is crap...

By the way, what do you call a person that uses extra sheet and gets A in courses s/he used extra sheet or be the best in such courses? I too know still right? See mentality abeg... undecided
Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by cizy: 12:09pm On Jan 28, 2016
KingTom:

Brilliant on point back to back. Dem don ban you Abi? grin


No be that oloriburukun MADrator? cheesy
Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by cizy: 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2016
favoured234:

urethral swab is very uncomfortable and a bit painful...
I did cervical cancer screening once, though it was a lady, I knew I let out moan and hisses.... Some moan are not as a result of arousal


Well, didn't know about this cuz I usually ascribe moaning to sexual arousal. Speaking from experience, I only moan a little during ejac and I thought it should also be same for girls too..
Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by cizy: 8:55am On Jan 28, 2016
Omo! This woman even get luck say no be Kingtom she been meet, else, instead of smooching her saggy boobs, Kingtom for use him natural testing apparatus inside her... grin grin grin grin


I was at my brother's clinic one certain time like that and one fine chick came for urethral swab. My bro entered the sample collection room with her and not quit long, I started hearing loud moan from this very girl. Omo, I would have sworn porn movie was been acted in the other room but then, I saw him go in with the swab stick so I assumed she felt like a dîldô/prick was in her.


Normally women are supposed to be shy when they go for things like this and the shyness is supposed to overshadow their sexual urge/desire. But you realize deep down that many girls out there have very high libidôs and easily get aroused more than guys, especially when they get touched.


Kingtom knows a lot about this... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Buhari Bows To Outrage, Orders Reduction Of Presidency’s N19bn Budget. by cizy: 8:25pm On Jan 05, 2016
wachakuta:


Ntooo Ntooo de pain U? Useless PDP devil


Lalasticlala, mynd44, Seun, this guy broke rule number 2 and should be punished accordingly... Thank you.

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Politics / Re: 15 Farmers Killed In Fresh Fulani, Agatu Clash by cizy: 8:20pm On Jan 05, 2016
chesterlee:
Buhari is yet to release a statement on the Havoc his brothers are wrecking on Nigerians.

Extreme insensitivity!!!

How did we get here?

Don't mind him, Shiites only blocked the road and the NA wasted over 300 of them. But Fulani herdsmen has been wasting lives ever since God knows when and NA will never fight them or kill them back because NA is made up of Fulani.

Same idiotic goats that asked for the Shiite leader and other Shiite members to be wasted will never come here to condemn these killings.

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Politics / Re: Muslim Women Protest In Kaduna - "Free El-zakzaky" - Photos by cizy: 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2016
Trailblazer1:


Wisdom is the principal thing, in all thy getting, get wisdom.

Buy it and sell it not wink


Bros, where you expecting a numb skull like the headless goat you quoted to be reasonable? I think not...
Politics / Re: Buhari Bows To Outrage, Orders Reduction Of Presidency’s N19bn Budget. by cizy: 8:05pm On Jan 05, 2016
sammyj:
SAI BABA our listening president compared to the clueless corrupt former president! !! grin
tuale4u:
This are d kind of news i want. A president sensitive to the masses.
Ride on Buhari
Thank you for aknowledging d extravagance in the Budget
ccoolitempa:

So he got an F9 in WAEC meaning you now believe he sat for it.....Anuofia...God bless our action Presido... cool
Keneking:
Amazing action.
wachakuta:
That is a leader that Listens to his people
Bevista:
Citizens Power!
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We need to continue demanding accountability from this government and any future government. It is commendable that the administration, atleast, gives a damn about MAJORITY public opinion.
Agimor:
I they painted Buhari as been dictator and authocratic. Silly wailers! This is a government that gives a listening ear to the masses and then makes use of their suggestions and opinions.

Dullard and brain dead president that doesn't understand figures or is equally as corrupt as OBJ for passing the budget to senate in the first place...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Bows To Outrage, Orders Reduction Of Presidency’s N19bn Budget. by cizy: 7:57pm On Jan 05, 2016
dearpreye:
When we cried out over the over bloated and insensitive billions allocated for the Presidency, we were tagged wailers. A couple of days later, the President retrieved the document he didn't even see details before presenting it to the NASS and shamefully reduced the waste, and all of a sudden he's a listening President. SMH! Nigerians are the problems with Nigeria.

This isn't any case of a listening president BUT an obvious show of incompetence and inattention to details. All the same, criticisms have forced him to reduce those mind boggling absurdities in his budget.


Only a fool will expect Nigeria to develop when we have only sycophants living in it. Even a country comprised of only computers and robots with no human interference will fair better than Nigeria.

First of, you don't expect a country riddled with bigotry, sycophancy, wickedness, heartlessness, corruption, etc, to progress do you?

Just the other day, someone that screamed sai Buhari during campaigns opened a thread showing how he embarked on fraudulent business activities. Same person campaigned and voted for "change" but was very happy cheating others. I wouldn't be surprised if the vast majority of criminals, oloshos, fraudstars, murderers, hoodlums belong to the sai baba crew..

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Politics / Re: Buhari Bows To Outrage, Orders Reduction Of Presidency’s N19bn Budget. by cizy: 7:46pm On Jan 05, 2016
These senseless, idiotic sycophantic and animalistic hypocrites applauded the old, senseless and brain dead, dullardo (that can't read, write or even understand simple numbers that primary school pupils play with) when he released that useless budget. We criticized the useless budget while they applauded it and called us wailers. Now the brain dead mofo withdraws and reviews the budget only for the pîg-headed sycophants to come out now and say that he's a listening president.

Listening president my black arse! angry

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Politics / Re: Kaduna, Warri, Port Harcourt Refineries Now Produce 6.7m Litres Of Fuel Daily by cizy: 7:34pm On Jan 05, 2016
ladyF:

Action speaks louder than words.


Same way Buhari's "goat and yam" budget spoke louder than his voice kwo? undecided angry
Politics / Re: Kaduna, Warri, Port Harcourt Refineries Now Produce 6.7m Litres Of Fuel Daily by cizy: 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2016
ladyF:
Change is here.

What we could not achieve in 16 years, Baba has done in less than 8 months. Nigeria shall be great again.

Guess who is here again


Ogbeni why do you folks always speak with too much bias? I recalled it was said in GEJ's tenure that production will start fully early this year but as usual, APC came and rubbished that claim and putting the refineries in operation around mid-last year. What happened afterwards, realities rubbished APC's claims as we later found out the refineries weren't functional.

So what is different between the present situation and what was said about refineries operating fully in 2016 (during GEJ's tenure)? APC zombies should bury their heads in shame tho... undecided
Politics / Re: Buhari Withdraws 2016 Budget From National Assembly by cizy: 8:25am On Jan 05, 2016
Shaftrod:
@Cizy. .I wonder where you got your information.Have searched the media coming up short or are you trying to con us as Raiph Uwazuruike conned those outside the zoo! And some call the president a dullard when they themselves cannot boast of any intelligence.

Stop talking as if you're making sense because even my little nephew in JSS1 can do better. You went on the thread I talked about Buhari's "goat and yam" (NGN 3.63billion) budget, comparing it with the NASS NGN 4.7billion all meant for car purchase, not even including other inflated ones and all you could do was to defend that show of shame. Is it not still the same budget that has now been withdrawn to make amends on (because of the inflation and several loopholes)? It simply means that your dullardo of a god in Aso Rock didn't even read the budget before presenting it to NASS. So based on your statement on that thread, which of us is more sensible and the other a dull and sycophantic element? Of course you know am nothing short of the former right?

Yeye dey ooze! undecided

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Romance / Re: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by cizy: 12:17am On Jan 05, 2016
douchesnozzle:
After ur so called outburst u still called her?? That's where u got it wrong.
What I do to such ladies is to activate the ignore button. By activating the ignore button I mean deleting all contacts on my phone ND whatsapp. I don't add ladies on bbm so this method works without the lady knowing I deleted her.
This action of mine works 9 out of 10times.
I had this girl who was proving hard to get besides that was taking me for granted. I just simply deleted her contacts ND never chatted her again. She called after a month of not hearing from me. To cut long story short I just told her I was too busy to call her. That was the beginning of another episode. The same girl that always give excuses when we were supposed to hangout started making frantic efforts to hangout with me.
You didn't have to shred her on whatsapp as this paints a picture of frustration, activating the ignore button would have done the trick.
But this trick only works for guys who are well to do. If you are a broke guy ND u try this OYO go be ur pseudonym..


You dey even try dey find contacts to delete.. I do leave their contacts on my phone and never call them when I feel pissed or wanna let go. It enables me know who's calling me at any point in time. Just like one of them I met here on NL. We exchanged numbers and she called first, I called her back and called her some days later. Realized she doesn't reply my whatsapp messages so I just boned her from that day onwards..

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Politics / Re: Buhari Withdraws 2016 Budget From National Assembly by cizy: 12:03am On Jan 05, 2016
I can recall vividly that passingshot defended that budget with all his might...



Cc modath, ngeneukwenu, omenka, Shaftrod, tuale4u, disloman, atama27, ba7man, beremx, obiagelli

So Buhari didn't bother to peruse Nigeria's lifeline for 2016 but hurriedly presented it to NASS? What carelessness, cluelessness and crass incompetence. Even primary school students do read their books before their all important exams but as old as Buhari is, he finds it very convenient making costly mistakes?

Well, like ba7man said, Buhari exposed his ignorance and should therefore hide his head/face in shame...

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Politics / Re: Shiite Cleric Execution By Saudi Spark Protests In Kano(photos) by cizy: 9:59pm On Jan 04, 2016
seunmsg:



So, a group that grounds all activities when observing their event is a peaceful group right? Is it peaceful to prevent other people from going about their normal daily activities?what is peaceful in blocking and attacking the convoy of the chief of army staff?


Can you compare them with the other blood thirsty group that even the slightest protest from them must result to bloodshed? angry

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Politics / Re: Shiite Cleric Execution By Saudi Spark Protests In Kano(photos) by cizy: 9:56pm On Jan 04, 2016
naturaldora:

Talking about Shiites and you're mixing it with Biafra, kpachara anya gi O! and Please be mindful of the words you use against the peaceful people of Biafra. Thank you

Nwanne! It is very difficult trying to talk sense into a demented and demonic soul. Please don't stress yourself inugo? Allow him wallow in his stupidity...
Politics / Re: Should WAI-C Be Reintroduced?? (pic) by cizy: 7:47pm On Jan 04, 2016
omenka:
So now you see it's a roundabout, initially, it was a "highway".

Oga, whatever you say is your business. Suit yourself. Bye.


This doesn't change the fact that you broke traffic laws bro. You parked your car very close to a roundabout thereby endangering other road users...

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