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Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Hubby by comptia(m): 6:12pm On Mar 02, 2011
nice 1 luv
Jokes Etc / Re: Liar by comptia(m): 6:10pm On Mar 02, 2011
kemi u are getting close to be crown queen of NL
Jokes Etc / Re: Test Of Friendship by comptia(m): 5:54pm On Mar 02, 2011
why wouldnt it make sense for someone who sacrifice all for u
Career / Re: Help by comptia(m): 2:02pm On Mar 02, 2011
i play drum in my local church, but i need some pro touch to it
Jokes Etc / Re: The Defination Of A False Joke by comptia(m): 1:53pm On Mar 02, 2011
lome is the heart beneath a trouser
Career / Help by comptia(m): 5:51pm On Mar 01, 2011
pls someone should help me out here. how can i become a professional drummer that can play all category of musics. jazz, rock salsa, hip hop, african etc. some should pls help me on what to do.
Jokes Etc / Test Of Friendship by comptia(m): 4:50pm On Mar 01, 2011
whould you divorce your partner to save someone who once divorced his/her partner just to help you.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 2:15pm On Mar 01, 2011
d one that mater has responded, so thats the fun of my life guys. NL dont b too jelouse. love is something you express and not bought, if you cant express to someone how you feel, then sorry u cant buy love. ride on odunnu
Jokes Etc / Re: smart guy by comptia(m): 7:04pm On Feb 28, 2011
dont you just appreciate talent here babyme grin angry embarassed embarassed cry
Jokes Etc / Re: The Defination Of A False Joke by comptia(m): 6:53pm On Feb 28, 2011
God saves you that you are a pretty gem chi-baby, i would i send you packing to lome where your mates are. anyway, that is how grace and beauty works. and it really works for u here. no offence my lady
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Ugliest Dude In Nairaland by comptia(m): 6:49pm On Feb 28, 2011
lysaa, hey we dont need married wifeeeeee and a kiddoooo in NL. note that pls
Jokes Etc / Re: Which One should he give his wife or his life by comptia(m): 6:20pm On Feb 28, 2011
i believe the best option for you should be the both grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 6:19pm On Feb 28, 2011
ok nairalanders let me come off the shell, I LOVE ODUNNU she's very pretty and i hope she's not nairaland hooked. guys this is the truth wink wink wink wink wink kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 6:03pm On Feb 28, 2011
im not proud ladies, im just expressing the truth. the truth is sometimes bitter to accept guys.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 2:08pm On Feb 28, 2011
who told you that i removed my pix. a fine and intelligent guy never does that. efemena roselynbas and odunnu be my guest
Jokes Etc / The Defination Of A False Joke by comptia(m): 10:27am On Feb 26, 2011
the greatest joke and a false play in life is when you the reader looks at the mirror and think yourself to be prety. thats all a joke. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: How Talibans Make Love to Their Women by comptia(m): 9:18am On Feb 26, 2011
you no get work abi. mux2 na him yu be angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / I Want To by comptia(m): 9:02am On Feb 26, 2011
pls dear naira landers, pls i want to marry this year kindly help me out in kind, in words, in cash
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 6:26pm On Feb 24, 2011
roselynbas kunbee and odunnu i know you guys love the poseter just admit the gospel truth.
Jokes Etc / The Price Of Been A Man by comptia(m): 4:54pm On Feb 24, 2011
at creation if you want to be a real man who will always be the head and not the middle or the tail, this are your prices

1, you must be a big time giver. give and it shall be giving back to you with babies if not remain barren

2, if you refuse to pay your tithe and i bet you no food on your table when you come back and if you ask why she says you give?

3, if you refuse to study your book to show yourself approve, then be ready to face her wrought which is is her. pls bro study the book cos sisters are stories to be studied

4, if you refuse to feed your neigbour with food that you have, that may not be an unending stream of oil that the prophet prophesied, so to always eat your cake and have them back anytime you want, you must feed your the sister cos she's your neighbour in the room. so to have her anytime anyday.

5, when you fall thou shall say there is lifting up, because without lifting it up how then will you produce more babies. be lifted up all the time no matter what.

6, desire to be in the presence because there lies fullness of joy and pleasure. but beware that the pesence can also be unplanned pregnancy. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The History Of Niger Babes by comptia(m): 4:12pm On Feb 24, 2011
shakara4u: ebi like say you know sabi read or follow instructions carefully below and above angry
Jokes Etc / The Darkest Secret In Nairaland Exposed by comptia(m): 4:05pm On Feb 24, 2011
let me say the real trught the way is it and the way it has been for so long time and nobody dare to ask why

do you know that i can tell you the reader what you are thinking right now?
you are thinking of making love to someone who is somebody's game because he or she is cute.
if you think im lieying proove me wrong and let shame catch the other readers. angry angry im angry at your thought and im cry cry cry cos its not fair
Jokes Etc / Re: Haircut Joke by comptia(m): 2:31pm On Feb 24, 2011
i love your jokes you are an inventor
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Pastors by comptia(m): 2:22pm On Feb 24, 2011
you are a gem bro grin i think the last pastor is the wisiest of all. wisdom is hard to gain than knowledge and im sure he has gained wisdom
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Woman by comptia(m): 2:16pm On Feb 24, 2011
keep it up love. thats a nice one
Jokes Etc / The History Of Niger Babes by comptia(m): 2:13pm On Feb 24, 2011
exam
choose the one that is most appropriate. attempt all question to be crowned
note: the tribes listed here are the happeining tribe, so if your anwers is not on the list, kindly read below on what to do.
question 1: which tribe loves mans pocket than his heart
a) ibo ladies
b) yoruba ladies
c) akwa-ibom ladies
d) delta ladies

question2: which tribe of ladies loves to make trouble, but no strenght to fight
a) delta ladies
b) yoruba ladies
C) akwa-ibom ladies
d) ibo ladies

question3: which tribe of ladies loves a man when things are blooming but jet off when the road gets thougher
a) akwa-ibom ladies
b) yoruba ladies
c) ibo ladies
d) delta ladies

question4: which tribe of ladies can die for love
a) ibo ladies
b) yoruba ladies
c) delta ladies
d) akwa-ibom ladies

question5: which tribe as hurt your feelings the most since you started dating
a) ibo's
b) yoruba's
c) akwa-ibom's
d) delta's

question6: which tribe can make you wake late to work after eating last night apple
a)ibo ladies
b)youruba ladies
c)akwa-ibom ladies
d)delta ladies

if you have one that is not listed pls kindly indicate the tribe as e.g Q5-tribe
note: your answers should be e.g Q1-a,b,c or d. vote the highest voter and the most accurate will be named the king of NL of the month! wink
Jokes Etc / Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 3:52pm On Feb 23, 2011
ladies in nairaland seems not to accept my proposal. is it because im too handsome for them or they are just scared to cope with inteligence. pls someone should help me out
Jokes Etc / Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by comptia(m): 5:45pm On Feb 22, 2011
boy you are the man grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Teacher And His Student by comptia(m): 5:28pm On Feb 22, 2011
move on you try grin
Jokes Etc / Why Do You Love Me So Much by comptia(m): 4:48pm On Feb 22, 2011
i saw all the comment you guys made on my last post. the truth is that i am the seeker that seeks out truth about you. anyway, i know you guys in nairaland are just in love with me, most expecially the females. im the most handsome guy NL as ever seen grin cheesy wink tongue
Jokes Etc / The Most Ugliest Dude In Nairaland by comptia(m): 5:18pm On Feb 16, 2011
dont get angry, but i want you to know that the most ugliest dude in nairaland is you grin shocked
Jokes Etc / Should I by comptia(m): 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2011
should i do it? grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry cheesy cheesy cheesy

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