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Romance / Re: How Do You Save Your Lover's Number In Your Phone? by Emmxyl(m): 9:00am On Aug 15, 2012
Antivirus92: I save mine with 'NKITA'. It's an igbo word meaning my dear
The name is so romantic.....hahahahahahahahahaha...maybe I should change mine to that
Properties / Re: How Is Your Landlord Treating You by Emmxyl(m): 1:48pm On Jun 01, 2012
kiviglomi: I stay in the same compound with my landlord but we hardly see each other, he is busy as well as the wife so nobody has that time for conversation, we return from work and walk into our apartments quietly, despite having his kids around, the compount is very quiet and at peace, we only stop ones in a while to ask ourselves how work is coming and get to talk about the stupid thing happening in nija.

Its same with me
Jokes Etc / Re: God, Boko Haram And The Pastor. . . . . . .. . .projan by Emmxyl(m): 1:09pm On Mar 16, 2012
dani1luv: This is Blasphemy!!


Like seriously, u started very well, but ended badly..

Correct!
Jokes Etc / Re: After A Plane Crash by Emmxyl(m): 12:53pm On Mar 16, 2012
very funny...nice one

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Is Pregnant! by Emmxyl(m): 12:04pm On Mar 16, 2012
IRAPADA: hw is that supose to concern us
True Talk
Jokes Etc / Re: Taxi Drivers Hehehehe by Emmxyl(m): 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2012
Mmmmmmmtttttttttcttttttthttttttettttttttwwwwwwwwwww
Food / Re: Is It Disrespectful To Serve A Visitor With Just 1 Piece Of Meat??? by Emmxyl(m): 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2012
Well, personally I do not see anything wrong in it....and it also depends on the kind of visitor you have
Education / Re: Soldgers Clash With Student Of Imt Enugu As The Fees Has Been Increased To 55000 by Emmxyl(m): 5:51pm On Feb 29, 2012
ENEONWO:

Sullivan Chime is a gigantic punishment imposed on the people of Enugu state. The randy drunkard has failed. He earlier increased ESUT tuition from #28,000 to #125,000 but refuses to implement the minimum wage. For 5 years running, the lanky womaniser has done nothing for the state except rehabilitating some old roads in some part of Enugu urban, with countepart funding from the World Bank. He makes mass purchases of Nissan Sunny cabs for less than 2 million naira per unit, then gives on the basis of hire-purchase to poor indigenes. The operator are made to remit to the government over 3million naira in 3year, not considering tears & wears. Specific amounts are paid by the operator every week and if the operator defaults thrice, the cab would be taken from him and given to another person with a little subtraction, thereby making him loose all his previous efforts and giving more than 3million naira to the governor and his brother, Jide, who is the chairman of all government ventures. He has nothing in any other sector, except the fraudulent taxi scheme and road rehabilitation contracts only in Enugu urban. Its a pity
True Talk,
Education / Re: Soldgers Clash With Student Of Imt Enugu As The Fees Has Been Increased To 55000 by Emmxyl(m): 10:13am On Feb 29, 2012
Mynd_44:

I can see why you are protesting. All that money and you still can't spell SOLDIERS

soma042:

the soldgers wsa haevly armed


Na wah o!
Religion / Re: Help! This Church Near My House Wont Let Me Sleep. by Emmxyl(m): 3:50pm On Feb 23, 2012
@Poster, as Life_Style suggested,"Join the church after a while turn the direction of the loud speaker to opposite side then leave", Its a very good suggestion. Not just joining the church but joining the maintenance group of the church and make sure that your main target is to change the position of the speakers facing your house before you leave the church.

@Ranks007, Maybe you have not experienced exactly what is happening to the poster.
Romance / Re: Who Should Do More Of The Calling In A Relationship? by Emmxyl(m): 6:05pm On Feb 09, 2012
From the way I see it, I do not think that who makes the calls in a relationship matters; what matters most in a relationship is the understanding and trust between the 2 parties.

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Emmxyl(m): 12:02pm On Jan 20, 2012
@Poster, please can you help me in solving this problem I have with my PC-when you plug in a flash drive, if you go to my computer and double to open the file, it will open the search folder instead of opening the contents of the device that you clicked. How can this problem be resolved?
Jokes Etc / Re: 12 Days Of Facebook by Emmxyl(m): 11:22am On Dec 17, 2011
Hmmm, @Poster you try!
Jokes Etc / Re: Hmmm! Husband, Wife And Robot. by Emmxyl(m): 4:18pm On Dec 16, 2011
Nice one
Romance / Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Emmxyl(m): 2:48pm On Nov 04, 2011
@190, you are very funny, Well, I will do the same o!
Jokes Etc / Re: Two Gays And A Pastor by Emmxyl(m): 3:46pm On Oct 22, 2011
Very funny, lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Any Info About General Electric(ge)? by Emmxyl(m): 11:56am On Jul 26, 2011
@ poster, I was also shortlisted. But they said its only a stage out of the screening processes.
Politics / Re: Jega Offers To Resign, Jonathan Rejects; Resignation Amounts To Treason – Agf by Emmxyl(m): 2:46pm On Apr 04, 2011
Rubbish!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dragnet Calling by Emmxyl(m): 8:44am On Mar 30, 2011
@Mikedore, they sent me an email that the state for my test (NBC) will be at Abuja. Did you get the same e-mail and where will your test state be?
Jokes Etc / Re: This For The Ladies by Emmxyl(m): 3:35pm On Mar 29, 2011
Nice One, I like!
Jokes Etc / Re: She's On The Roof: by Emmxyl(m): 3:03pm On Mar 29, 2011
Is this suppose to be a Joke or tutorial?
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Its Good To Drink Beer by Emmxyl(m): 2:59pm On Mar 29, 2011
Sorry for you!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dragnet Calling by Emmxyl(m): 3:34pm On Mar 28, 2011
@otuwe, that was what a friend told me and said let me share with my fellow nairalanders,
Jobs/Vacancies / Dragnet Calling by Emmxyl(m): 11:15am On Mar 28, 2011
Please did anyone in the house receive an invitation from Dragnet Nigeria for an interview that will hold on 01/04/2011. The venues are Rivers, FCT and Lagos. Please I got the text message for the interview but I will like to know if its a scam. Thank you
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Emmxyl(m): 9:49am On Oct 15, 2010
Hi, my problem is that I have a Desktop PC, the PC will be connected to the network and as well the internet but it will browse after sometime it will stop displaying web pages. When you ping the DNS, it will be repling, when you ping yahoo, it will be repling but when you want the page to open, it will not display. Anybody with any useful help should pls come to my aid. Thanks
Jokes Etc / Clever Old Man by Emmxyl(m): 2:22pm On Oct 09, 2010
Once an old man was waiting for a train sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if I tell you the time, then you will ask about me, my name, job etc. Then I will ask about yours, both of us will become friends. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And I am sorry that I don’t want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sss Recuitment Update by Emmxyl(m): 2:41pm On Sep 17, 2010
@poster na wah for you o! na so you wicked reach?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Computer Operator Needed In Vi by Emmxyl(m): 4:15pm On Jun 23, 2010
@poster, the Job is it for graduates or SSCE Holders or just anybody that is Computer Literate
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment, Please This Is For Limited Spaces. by Emmxyl(m): 11:54pm On Dec 04, 2009
My fellow nairalanders, pls and pls that some of us are jobless doesn't mean that when we see what we are suppose to laugh over, we throw curses on the poster.
pls @poster when you get more of this funny pics post it, atleast we will be using it to ease off the stress of Job hunting.
@poster, more greese to your elbow

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