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Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by lauzun: 5:33pm On Aug 09
LagosPrince:
This is obviously the worst Olympic outing for Nigeria

Tinubu body odor smells terribly

The man has a very bad aura. Right from the time we lost that Nations Cup final.
Politics / Re: Bode George To FG: Giving Nigerians Palliatives Doesn't Make Any Economic Sense by lauzun: 1:06pm On Aug 09
Nobody needs to teach Nigerians how to fish. A large proportion of Nigerians are very entrepreneurial. Give them an enabling economic environment, good infrastructure (power, efficient and cheap transport systems), reduced tax incentives for SMEs, an unbiased and speedy justice structure, to name a few, and watch us fly. Most of the countries we 'japa' to aren't necessarily richer than us resources wise or better in terms of social culture. They just have these advantages over us and that's why we flock there.

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Business / Re: CBN Approves Unity Bank, Providus Bank Merger by lauzun: 4:53am On Aug 07
mmadu4:
Opay and moniepoint is the future. all these banks are useless

Substitute that Moniepoint for Palmpay and we're good to go.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Picks Tim Walz As VP, Running Mate by lauzun: 4:51pm On Aug 06
Toktee:
Get rope ready to do the needful after November.. grin grin

Sorry.
We don't think alike.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Picks Tim Walz As VP, Running Mate by lauzun: 2:43pm On Aug 06
Fineman2:
Congrats to the next US president

How?
She thief am?

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Massive Turn Out As Protest Commences In Abuja (pictures) by lauzun: 8:25am On Aug 01
ObaKlaz:
As a broadcast exec, I don tell my OAPs make dem nor talk anything wey go make NBC or FG reason us. But make dem pack dem Fela songs and other soicio-political songs for heavy rotation, make the thing dey ginger people for street.

My own little way of adding small petrol to fire without saying anything.
🙃😃
Nice one.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Urged To Drop Out Of Race After Disastrous Interview, Critics by lauzun: 2:40am On Aug 01
DaddyCoool:
The media is soo powerful!!
You know I just assumed you're telling the truth until I watched the debate myself. He did very well! But most people won't watch the debate. They'd just accept the media's headlines as true!
Here it is:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNsuHW9DF44?si=y1M1v_1uybyhqC1q

Sadly, most people won't.
I personally make a point of watching the original takes of reported events, whether Left-or Right- leaning, so as to form an independent opinion. And I can tell you, the mainstream media is overwhelmingly left and full of misinformation. No wonder Trump calls them 'fake news'.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Urged To Drop Out Of Race After Disastrous Interview, Critics by lauzun: 2:35am On Aug 01
Nonsense.
The whole thing was a sham. The organizers were ill-prepared, equipment setup was bad, planning and scheduling was a mess, unnecessarily wasted 35 minutes of Trump's time. The lady who started off questions was disrespectful and rude. Wouldn't even greet Trump, wouldn't call him 'President' and it was so obvious that she couldn't wait to fire her 'gotcha' racist questions at him. It was clear that the audience knew it too because when Trump return 'fire-for-fire' they were cheering him on.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ''I Will Debate Empty Podium!'' Says Kamala Harris As Trump Chickens Out! by lauzun: 5:22am On Jul 30
See this airhead bimbo! Trump, a former president, is afraid to debate you, why? What does she think she knows better than Trump? It's only Tinubu supporters that will be masturbating over this kind of news...

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Business / Re: Young Nigerian Entrepreneur In Pain After Thieves Ransack Yet-to-launch Shop by lauzun: 9:13am On Jul 27
Zonefree:
Arrest all the artisans that have worked in that shop.

The painter
The carpenter
The electrician etc.

Arrest everybody.
Bro. If only that would lead to apprehension of the thieves...
A trendy boutique in my area was attacked last Monday. It's in times like these that you realize how underdeveloped Nigeria is. The owner reported to the police station. She wrote statements. She was asked who she suspected (just imagine), and all the while still having to drop money for the 'investigation'. At the end of the day, nothing came out of it. The 'suspects' that she mentioned were brought in. Nothing. Police told her to go and report back in a month's time. SMH.

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Religion / Re: Our Church Boys Are Not Bold Enough To Approach Us & We Are Getting Old (video) by lauzun: 6:05pm On Jul 26
Tempulated:


Foools idea. Polygamy creates more Bandits, Vagabond, Incels, Sadists And Nuisance in society. There is nothing good about polygamy. Nuisance men are those who get involved in it. Instead to fix the economy, you dey suggest polygamy. Afterall no be by force to marry sef.

They are just randy men.

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Crime / Re: Economic Hardship: FG Slashes Stranded Foreign Scholars’ Allowances by lauzun: 4:33am On Jul 25
Macphenson:


So buying a luxury yatch and presidential jet, while slashing scholarships for citizens to you is managing resources wisely?

Lord Lugard rot in the hottest hell for bringing me together with idiots in the same country.

That moniker is a troll. There're many of them here on this forum, mostly on the APC bandwagon.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man, 80, Run Over For Putting Trump Sign In Yard, Say Police by lauzun: 8:21pm On Jul 24
Sheuns:
Be like USA don dey learn work from Agbadorians. It’s the same thing some Agbadorians did to some people they tagged “Igbo” during the last general election.

The funny thing is they ended up attacking some people of their tribe because they were said to look like Igbos.

It seems the Democrats and APC are of a similar ideology.
Politics / Re: Protests Against Economic Hardship In Nigeria Likely To Be Hijacked, UN Warns by lauzun: 8:17pm On Jul 24
Jagaban2012:


Crawl back to your hole ....you don't belong here ....


Oni kuure
Mo da pada.
Iwo ati gbogbo ebi yin.
Omo ale oshi.
Politics / Re: Protests Against Economic Hardship In Nigeria Likely To Be Hijacked, UN Warns by lauzun: 8:05pm On Jul 24
Jagaban2012:


Crawl back to your hole ....you don't belong here ....


Oni kuure
Properties / Re: Beautiful & Asthetic Ebute Metta Police Barracks Built By The Colonial Masters by lauzun: 8:03pm On Jul 24
Tellmeastory:


A LOT HAS IMPROVED SINCE INDEPENDENCE, YOU RANK IGNORAMUS.

For starters you can read and write, and are reasonably educated, unlike your forbears under colonialism.

In terms of infrastructure, industrialisation and education, there have been MASSIVE IMPROVEMENTS.

Even the ability to JAPA is a sign of massive improvement of the society.

It’s a sign of an EDUCATED population.

Could your illiterate, malnourished, barefoot village peasant Grandpa under colonialism decide to JAPA to America or Germany?

Did he know what an airport was?

Did he know where America or Germany were, or what he would do if he got there?

Today in America and Europe, there are MORE Indians, Arabs and Chinese than Nigerian and African immigrants, so your point of Nigerian migration being a sign of ‘failure’ is ignorant and imbecilic.


Olodo like you.
Thank God for the white man, who knows you might have been used by your savage tribe for human sacrifice.
Malema bald head fall on your stupid self.
Properties / Re: Beautiful & Asthetic Ebute Metta Police Barracks Built By The Colonial Masters by lauzun: 3:45pm On Jul 24
bitsAndpieces:
We should stop using colonial masters in our vocabulary. They are invaders!

LoL.
And for the past 64 years that they've left and are no longer 'invading', what have your people done to improve the country?
Na so so to dey save money to 'japa' to those same 'invaders'.
Music/Radio / Re: All Money From Video I Made Using Mike Ejeagha's Song Goes To Him - Brain Jotter by lauzun: 2:30pm On Jul 24
Omoawoke:
Brain jotter is the role model Nigerians need

He’s such a good soul with a good heart.
A typical african wants to be successful and watch others beg him for food, and want people to queue in front of his house waiting for him. A typical African wants to be the only successful person in his neighborhood.
But people like Sadie Mane or brain jotter gives hope to humanity

It's a common thing, most especially among the rich in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: GEJ Gave Dangote, Others Too Much Waivers, Destroyed Small Businesses – Yesufu by lauzun: 2:02pm On Jul 24
stevups:
Dangote is a destroyer of economy. You know how many businesses that would have become great but due to his monopolistic nature, those businesses are nowhere to be found. This madam just said a truth

How many bros?
grin
Chai! Una just too dey emotional over things. No wonder our leaders dey use our head dey play okoso.
Dangote has been a massive employer of labor. Yes, he's also been a great beneficiary of governmental policies but business isn't fair; it's war.

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Politics / Re: Protests Against Economic Hardship In Nigeria Likely To Be Hijacked, UN Warns by lauzun: 7:46am On Jul 24
Jagaban2012:
Ibo people and IPOB terrorists group ....will not like this warning from UN....perhaps they will say , Tinubu has bribe the entire UN. Congress including the heads of States of every nation ....

This is an indication that the three major tribe doesn't like one another...I know many thugs from the east could have been imported to Lagos . State ready to strike most of the developmental infrastructure at the least opportunities....because the Ibo people hates Yoruba and any development among them ..and this is why they trivalise the Nobel Laureate price of Professor Wole Soyinka. but exalt the achievements of Chinua Achebe ...

Yoruba people suppose to wise up now ....there are more enemies around than the situation you are facing....This was there plan since Obi Peter lose election in February last year.. And their last strike is to destroy the Yoruba developmental infrastructure and topple Tinubu government....
You're either a paid troll or an irredeemable idiot. It's also possible that you can be both, which would be just unfortunate...
Politics / Re: Protests Against Economic Hardship In Nigeria Likely To Be Hijacked, UN Warns by lauzun: 7:42am On Jul 24
miketayo:


Lol did it work at state level..

As at 2019, Lagos ought to have had 7th mainland bridge. We are still struggling with the 4th

Do they care about the collective good?
So far they and their cronies can loot generational wealth, the masses be damned.
Politics / Re: Protests Against Economic Hardship In Nigeria Likely To Be Hijacked, UN Warns by lauzun: 1:33am On Jul 24
OkCornel:
Bring down the price of fuel and foodstuffs, then the protests will die a natural death.

Keep on starving Nigerians and be pleading for patience while you’re feeding fat ehn…

Keep on bribing the sell outs that call themselves coalition groups and media influencers. Everybody will cash out on your head until your eventual downfall.

Don’t listen to the truth o, keep on listening to the sycophants.

Very true.
The 'Lagos Blueprint' will not work at the national level.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trending Video Of Tanzanian Pres. Samia Suluhu & Her Convoy (video) by lauzun: 7:42pm On Jul 23
Racoon:
Africa! SMH! [b]After the white man's colonisation and inglorious exit, then African either became colonial Lords themselves or start leaguing with the neo-colonists to continue to enslave their continents. [/b]All these IMF and Brentwood backed institutions tyrannical African seat-tight leaders will surely learn the hard way.

The gospel truth.

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Politics / Re: People Planning Protests Are Not Patriotic Nigerians — Umahi by lauzun: 5:50pm On Jul 23
nedu666:
We should not be buying pepper, we should not be buying tomatoes, we should get bag and plant it in front of our house........umahi


What an unbelievable quote? So a graduate of engineering, two times governor and current minister dey reason like this? As in all the tomatoes and pepper you need in a year should can be grown in front of your house?

😁😁😁😁.
You sef think am, abi?
How can politicians decide to be deliberately stupid once in power never ceases to amaze...

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Politics / Re: People Planning Protests Are Not Patriotic Nigerians — Umahi by lauzun: 5:47pm On Jul 23
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na true Umahi talk am. Those wey dey plan protests no dey see the bigger picture of unity and progress for our nation. Instead of making noise, make we join hands to build the country together. Na only togetherness go fit carry us go far!

How can it be more obvious that you're just a troll?

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Politics / Re: They Want To Burn The Country Down – Dada Olusegun Raises Alarm Over Protest by lauzun: 12:12pm On Jul 23
zombieHUNTER:
undecided

Olusegun

This Yoruba man was leading the protests in 2012 during the tenure of Jonathan, an Ijaw man

He wasn't trying to set the country ablaze then but only excersing his constitutional rights as a citizen..

But today, A Yoruba man is president
Olusegun sees protesters as threats
Any critique of the current regime even though is the worst ever is seen as an enemy

Nigerians all understanding the yoruba man better now...
Well done Olusegun Dada

There is no difference between the Democrats of the U.S. and the APC of Nigeria.
Food / Re: See The Tomatoes And Pepper I Bought For N2000 by lauzun: 11:49am On Jun 17
Lezzlie:
I have never seen stupidity in Digital Print until I read this comment.

Leave that guy.
You will always know people on Nairaland who are still sucking mummy's breast.

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Food / Re: See The Tomatoes And Pepper I Bought For N2000 by lauzun: 11:46am On Jun 17
LifestyleTonite:


I truly blame Tinubu for being a gentleman. Man doesn't want to expose Buhari, that's why kids think Tinubu is the total cause of the hardship. They never knew that Buhari was patching things up with borrowed funds so that Nigerians won't say things got bad under him. If Tinubu wanted to be bad as well, he would have continued to patch things up and then dump it all on his successor. However, he chose to face reality, same reality many Nigerians don't want to accept. If Tinubu fails to steady the ship, he should know that a new captain will take over .



I agree with your post but please, don't even try to exonerate Tinubu. He knew that Buhari would be a failure but promoted him so that he could succeed him as president. Now he's there, let him clean up the poo he contributed to making with his support of Buhari, the most useless president ever in the history of this country.



Daily Post Nigeria
POLITICSFlashback:

How Bola Tinubu spoke highly of Buhari in 2015, named PDP ‘Poverty Development Party

Published on September 1, 2021
By Ochogwu Sunday

National leader of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, Bola Tinubu had during the presidential campaign in 2015, referred to President Muhammadu Buhari as the only solution for the security and economic challenges facing Nigeria.

During a mega presidential rally, the former governor of Lagos State recalled how some powerful nations in the world returned to army generals when they were challenged, saying “Major General Buhari would revive Nigeria’s economy”.

He named the current opposition People’s Democratic Party, PDP as the “Poverty Development Party saying they had nothing to offer.

His words at the time were; “Every nation has a period of their own challenges, when America was challenged, they turned to one great man, their ex-military general, General Eisenhower. When the French were challenged, they turned to their general, Charles de Gaulle.

“When Britain was challenged, they turned to their general. Today, Nigeria is economically and physically challenged so we turn to General Muhammadu Buhari. He is the right man for the job. If you talk about military experience, he has it abundantly, he has courage, simplicity, he has it abundantly.


“If you talk about great determination, a combination of vision and ability to perform, honesty and integrity, he has it abundantly.

“I laugh when the incapable government, ‘Poverty Development Party’ PDP were talking. They have nothing again to say, they now want to question the qualifications of General Buhari and look for his certificate”.

Following the manifestos in 2015 which projected the APC presidential candidate as a ‘saviour’, Buhari defeated the then incumbent president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan with Nigerians expecting a total change in security and economy.

DAILY POST recalls that the Gross Domestic Product, GDP figure in 2015 was $492,437 million which made Nigeria the number 24 in the ranking of GDP of the 196 countries in the world according to the world bank.

Following the current outcry from Nigerians over the hike in prices of commodities, the cost of living in Nigeria prior to the 2015 general elections can be referred to as moderate as a dollar was exchanged for ₦187.952 contrary to the current ₦412.4 to a dollar.

Expectations of the electorates hit the rock when insecurity began to deteriorate despite the campaign promises. It can be recalled that banditry was very unpopular prior to the emergence of the current government.

Also, the activities of Fulani herdsmen which has resorted to killings across the country was at its minimal.

Recall that the Nigerian National Bureau of Statistics said in 2020 that 40% or 83 million Nigerians live in poverty. Although Nigeria’s poverty profile for 2021 has not yet been released, it is estimated that the number of poor people will increase to 90 million, or 45% of the population, in 2022.

The country is currently facing its worst security crisis following the havoc been wreaked across the country by terrorist groups, bandits, herdsmen and other criminal elements.


https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/01/flashback-how-bola-tinubu-spoke-highly-of-buhari-in-2015-named-pdp-poverty-development-party/

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Crime / Re: How I Spent 6 Days In Kidnapper’s Den — Electrical Engineer In Ogun by lauzun: 10:54am On Jun 17
Too much duplication of text body. OP, edit your content.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Inherited A Bleeding, Dead Economy. Buhari Borrowed Massively - Onanuga by lauzun: 9:09am On Jun 17
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Politics / Re: Tinubu Inherited A Bleeding, Dead Economy. Buhari Borrowed Massively - Onanuga by lauzun: 9:02am On Jun 17

Daily Post Nigeria
POLITICSFlashback:

How Bola Tinubu spoke highly of Buhari in 2015, named PDP ‘Poverty Development Party

Published on September 1, 2021
By Ochogwu Sunday

National leader of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, Bola Tinubu had during the presidential campaign in 2015, referred to President Muhammadu Buhari as the only solution for the security and economic challenges facing Nigeria.

During a mega presidential rally, the former governor of Lagos State recalled how some powerful nations in the world returned to army generals when they were challenged, saying “Major General Buhari would revive Nigeria’s economy”.

He named the current opposition People’s Democratic Party, PDP as the “Poverty Development Party saying they had nothing to offer.

His words at the time were; “Every nation has a period of their own challenges, when America was challenged, they turned to one great man, their ex-military general, General Eisenhower. When the French were challenged, they turned to their general, Charles de Gaulle.

“When Britain was challenged, they turned to their general. Today, Nigeria is economically and physically challenged so we turn to General Muhammadu Buhari. He is the right man for the job. If you talk about military experience, he has it abundantly, he has courage, simplicity, he has it abundantly.


“If you talk about great determination, a combination of vision and ability to perform, honesty and integrity, he has it abundantly.

“I laugh when the incapable government, ‘Poverty Development Party’ PDP were talking. They have nothing again to say, they now want to question the qualifications of General Buhari and look for his certificate”.

Following the manifestos in 2015 which projected the APC presidential candidate as a ‘saviour’, Buhari defeated the then incumbent president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan with Nigerians expecting a total change in security and economy.

DAILY POST recalls that the Gross Domestic Product, GDP figure in 2015 was $492,437 million which made Nigeria the number 24 in the ranking of GDP of the 196 countries in the world according to the world bank.

Following the current outcry from Nigerians over the hike in prices of commodities, the cost of living in Nigeria prior to the 2015 general elections can be referred to as moderate as a dollar was exchanged for ₦187.952 contrary to the current ₦412.4 to a dollar.

Expectations of the electorates hit the rock when insecurity began to deteriorate despite the campaign promises. It can be recalled that banditry was very unpopular prior to the emergence of the current government.

Also, the activities of Fulani herdsmen which has resorted to killings across the country was at its minimal.

Recall that the Nigerian National Bureau of Statistics said in 2020 that 40% or 83 million Nigerians live in poverty. Although Nigeria’s poverty profile for 2021 has not yet been released, it is estimated that the number of poor people will increase to 90 million, or 45% of the population, in 2022.

The country is currently facing its worst security crisis following the havoc been wreaked across the country by terrorist groups, bandits, herdsmen and other criminal elements.


https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/01/flashback-how-bola-tinubu-spoke-highly-of-buhari-in-2015-named-pdp-poverty-development-party/

APC are masters at gaslighting.

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