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Travel / Re: Uncharged Cellphones Banned On US Flights From Africa And Asia by Nuke: 10:10am On Jul 07, 2014
What is the world turning into?

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Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Named Africa's Best Player So Far by Nuke: 6:49pm On Jun 27, 2014
This is not true. Enyeama has 9.35 points and number 15 in the castrol index. He is number 1 for Nigeria and number 1 goalkeeper.

http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/statistics/castrol-index/top11.html

safarigirl:



The 31-year-old is currently ranked as Africa’s best player at the 2014 World Cup in Brazil with 9.59 points in the latest Castrol Index Top 10 rankings released by the World football governing body.

Only Karim Benzema (9.77), Robin Van Persie (9.72), Arjen Robben (9.67) and David Luiz (9.63) have amassed more ranking points than the Nigerian shot-stopper.

http://mobi.supersport.com/football/super-eagles/news/140627/Enyeama_named_Africas_best_so_far
Politics / Re: Finally!! President Jonathan Replies Obasanjo by Nuke: 12:13pm On Dec 21, 2013
How can I close this please??
Politics / Re: Jonathan ‘s Reply To Obasanjo by Nuke: 12:12pm On Dec 21, 2013
Didn't see this earlier, very funny piece
Politics / Finally!! President Jonathan Replies Obasanjo by Nuke: 12:09pm On Dec 21, 2013
President Goodluck Jonathan replied the disturbing letter sent to him by former President Obasanjo yesterday via a press conference. Very Funny piece.

For over ten days now the polity has been suffused with the verbiage of the letter written by former President Olusegun Obasanjo to President Goodluck Jonathan. The latter has been under pressure to respond to the issues Obasanjo raised in his letter. And for a while, it seemed the silence from the presidency implied consent, or that the President was too dazed by the vitriolic content of the letter to respond.

But yesterday, the President broke his worrisome silence, when he called a press conference and read out a lengthy reply to the Ota farmer. To be fair to President Jonathan, he tried to clear the fog on some of the issues, but not without throwing some jabs here and there at the former president.

I captured some, yes, some of the details in the response of the President. He started like this:

“His Excellency Chief Olusegun Okikiola Matthew Obasanjo, former President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

You must have wondered if I did not know what to reply you after you published what has become your latest act of infamy, in the name of a letter titled “Before it is Too Late” which you wrote to me.

Sir, I must confess that your letter took me unawares. As a respected Statesman, I did not expect this unbecoming means of communicating with me, if the essence was not to play to the gallery.

The other confession I must make is that some of the issues and accusations you made against me, were complete news to me. I have long set up committees to investigate the accusations and the reports are already coming in.

Before I deal on the specifics of your letter, permit me to say that, Sir, you must purge yourself of the overflowing messianic complex you have always operated in. Yes, I had said that after God and my parents, you are the next most important person in my life. But that did not mean you are my God or the provider of my oxygen. When goats are sold, the owner releases the rope. But you have chosen to hold on to the rope most tenaciously. That is the problem.

Indeed, we would have ignored you completely after your dear daughter, Dr Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello, helped to put most of the issue in the right political perspectives in her own letter to you. But we needed to do this for the records.

I am somewhat disappointed that you are lamenting my performance in government. His Excellency, I am sure we would have moved at a faster pace if the right foundation was laid while you were in charge.

As for the issue of whether or not I will seek re-election in 2015, I am bemused that you are making a huge drama out of this even when you know I am constitutionally permitted to seek re-election. I cannot remember the incidents of my said promise not to seek re-election. But even if I did sir, am I not entitled to change of mind on any issue depending on the currency of information available to me? I do not expect you to be basing your conclusions, at your level, on the so-called fantasy of Body language.

And pray, were we not all witnesses of how you tried to manipulate the National Assembly to offer you the illegal third term chance? Senator Ken Nnamani is still alive.

It is pure mischief powered by uncharitable inclinations to accuse me of “double game’ in the support of gubernatorial candidates in some states. I personally participated in the campaigns of all our candidates. If they lost the elections, I cannot be blamed for that, as I am resolved to distance myself from manipulating electoral outcomes as it used to be in the past… you know what I mean

You made me look like the prince of corruption because of the ancient malaise of crude oil theft. Sir, it did not start with me. I have tried to combat it. There are many committees and task forces in place to check the roguery. Besides, it is even exaggerated under me. Did you not hear that the garrulous CBN governor, who raised the false alarm of missing $49.8 Billion has eaten the humble pie by recanting?

But sir, with all sense of modesty, this does not compare with the degree of sleaze that characterized the PTDF scam between you and your former Vice, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. We did not forget. We have reformed the EFCC to be an indiscriminate fierce attack dog, unlike when it was reduced to a weapon against enemies.

As for the crisis in the PDP, we know of supposed elders who have been fraternizing with the renegade governors, the reason they were recalcitrant and irreconciliable. You can only force a horse to the river, you cannot force it to drink water. These renegade governors simply refused to drink water at the bank of reconciliation.

I am a Knight of the Anglican Church. I have never plotted to shed blood for any reason. No I have never. Therefore, the phantom alarm of training of killers are nothing but a tale from the mountains. Only the naïve are taken in by them. God will judge such accusers harshly.

By the Grace of Almighty God, I will finish well and strong. My good people of Nigeria are behind me, contrary to what you may wish to think. I have told the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and Jama’atu Nasril Islam (JNI) to ensure that they announce national fasting of forty days and forty nights to thwart all the plans of the enemies of Nigeria, no matter who they are.

That they must declare that no weapon fashioned against Nigeria, be it from Boko Haram or whoever, will prosper.

Finally, let me assure you that the transformation agenda of my government has been attracting international investors and in no time, the entire nation will soon become one large construction and industrial yard. We shall all be witnesses.

Please accept my best assurances of …”

Just as the President finished reading the letter to pressmen, his spokesman, Dr Rueben Abati , looking agitated with creases on his forehead, stepped out to co-ordinate the question and answer session, as over a dozen hands were already up, desirous to fire follow-up questions at Mr President.

Abati was just announcing the modality of the question and answer session, when the loud blast of a heavy duty truck woke me from my deep sleep, as my house is by the roadside. As I sprung up, I was looking for President Jonathan, asking breathlessly, “where is he, where is the president?”, and my children began to ask if I was alright. It was only then I realized I have been dreaming. Hmmmmm.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/jonathan-8216-s-reply-to-obasanjo/167021/

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Autos / Re: Tariff On Imported Cars To Rise By 60% by Nuke: 7:26pm On Nov 25, 2013
Sincere 9gerian:
I heard the policy will go side by side with car loans. Moreover, some brand new Innoson vehicles are cheaper or atleast the same price range with imported Tokunbo vehicles. We have to take certain difficult decisions to move this country forward.

This is a very wrong move from any point of view.

Assumption: A Toyota Camry in America costs 10,000 dollars for Tokunbo and 18,000 dollars for brand new, I would expect that in Nigeria, the plants will also be selling the brand new at about 18,000 dollars equivalent in Naira. IF I have to buy any of these cars, I will still have to pay for shipping and duty, even at zero duty, there will be no point buying the brand new Camry from America since the landing cost will be more than buying it in Nigeria. So provided the cars are of same quality as what we have out there in developed countries, no one will be importing same. On the other hand even a tokunboh car will cost just as much as the brand new sold in Nigeria.

Secondly, The plants have not even chosen a location to site their plants, no MOU with any companies, They have not even gotten lands or cleared the bushes.

Your claims that banks will give out car loans is supposed to be another reason why many people will rather buy from Nigeria than import.

You also claim it will generate jobs, that is true but that is provided that these companies decide to open plants in Nigeria. It is obvious that they are not ready for the stress here. Remember the licenses issued for refineries by the OBJ govt, those refineries have still not come to light

In all, this is just more slavery and a way of forcing some substandard products on the people because if its same quality, no one except those that pay 10 times for BMW bulletproof cars will like to import their cars.

Please tell your boss to have a rethink

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Business / Re: Nigerian Bank With The Best Domiciliary Account System? by Nuke: 3:14pm On Nov 25, 2013
You should try Diamond and GT bank. Diamond is faster and both have online banking portal that allows you transfer funds. Diamond gets to America same day. Diamond fees are cheaper based on the type of accounts i'm operating. Gt might also get there same day or next day. Last I checked GT charges flat telex rate and also charges a percentage on amount to be transferred.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Remains Hospitalized After Chronic Stomach Pain by Nuke: 1:12pm On Nov 22, 2013
This report is false. Uduagan is in London. http://saharareporters.com/gallery/photonews-president-jonathan-investor%E2%80%99s-council-meeting-after-discharge-london-hospital

Politics / Re: How I Was Contacted To Enrol For Illegal Anambra Election Trip by Nuke: 4:22pm On Nov 15, 2013
berem: Exactly what it is! Just because the observers were mainly from Osun State, they took it to be they were APC members coming to rig the elections. Smh cry

I believe you know that the APC candidate, Chris Ngige is a known fraudster. He has been through this lane before, he has proved to the world that he is desperate for power. As for the election observers, they were just selected and ofcourse, the NGO can be bought just as the Police and Inec can be bought. These guys pass through their destination to rest in another state, they were recruited from an APC state to rest in another APC state.
According to channels tv, "Items recovered from the group are 2 pump action guns, valid voter’s registration card of an Anambra indigene and 181 identity cards of Equity and Justice Election Observer Organization"

So ask yourself before you take sides, what are they doing with voters cards and guns? How come they are just training their observers and they already have identity cards?

You should rather speak the truth, afterall, no one has mentioned the name of the party they are trying to rig in favour of.

But to be honest, I dont understand why anyone will be supporting Ngige knowing that he is a fraud.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Sends Missile Cruiser To Eastern Mediterranean by Nuke: 9:46pm On Sep 04, 2013
Na wa ooo, American Govt and displacing other heads of government

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Politics / Re: Ban On Okada: Edo Youths Rush To Driving Schools by Nuke: 8:13pm On Sep 02, 2013
WALAHI NA ETT
Sports / Re: Malawi May Be Unable To Fly To Nigeria by Nuke: 5:56pm On Aug 28, 2013
This thing is not hard, we can send Adeboye or Oyedepo's jet, oh just remembered, the christian national carrier. lol
Politics / Re: Okupe - “APC Is A Shameless Party, They Plagiarized Pdp’s Manifesto” by Nuke: 11:17am On Aug 27, 2013
gaburiel:

Is he trying to say both PDP and APC's manifesto has no bearing to national development?

That is exactly what he meant. The PDP and APC manifesto is for their stomach and bank accounts and their companies strategy.[size=12[b][/b]pt]
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by Nuke: 1:50pm On Aug 07, 2013
nice

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Literature / Re: <<<The Guardians: Rise of the Powers that Be>>> by Nuke: 4:44pm On Jul 18, 2013
Nice
Business / Re: Crowd Funding In Nigeria. Intelligent minds, lets discuss. by Nuke: 8:02pm On Jul 10, 2013
I'm interested, tmiddlecom2@yahoo.com
Business / Re: New Biz/Entrepreneurship Club by Nuke: 7:41pm On Jul 10, 2013
I'm indicating interest, tmiddlecom2@yahoo.com
Politics / Re: PDP Challenges APC To Debate On Programmes by Nuke: 1:09pm On Jun 13, 2013
It is a debate, having the questions before hand does not change anything. What really matters is to true to your words after getting elected. Say for example, you promise electricity all over Nigeria to help manufacturers and businesses to answer a question and people agree with the answer then it means you know what to do. When you are elected, simply do it. Debate is not an examination where you submit and smile and dump your study materials afterwards. In my opinion, if APC has answers to some of our problems, why do we have to suffer till 2015, it's a PDP led GOvt, not a PDP govt. It's not really about who gets the credit if its all about service to the people as they all claim

bknight: Very good. I hope moderators of such debates won't be 'packaged' for special interest,

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Politics / Re: PDP Challenges APC To Debate On Programmes by Nuke: 1:02pm On Jun 13, 2013
Mee234:
He has no shame because he see things differently? He made a very good point. Can you remember any of the campaign message of the opposition apart from the usual noise of nigeria will burn if they lose or they will kick pdp out? PDP is still ruling because the opposition is no better.

I agree with you especially on the bold sentence.

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Politics / Re: PDP Challenges APC To Debate On Programmes by Nuke: 1:01pm On Jun 13, 2013
In simple terms, Can you please tell us about PDP ideology? What does this party stand for and What do they have to offer.

Sincere 9gerian:
These lies and propaganda cannot fly. I wonder how you guys even believe some of the lies you spew on this forum.

For the records, GEJ failed to attend the NN24 debates while other candidates attended. GEJ attended the debate by the Nigeria Election Debate Group while the other candidates failed to show up. So if you claim GEJ avoided the NN24 debate, the same can also be said of other candidates (Buhari, Ribadu) who avoided the debate by Nigeria Elections Debate Group.

Some mischief makers argue that one debate is bigger or better than the other. That is a lie from the pit of HELL. There's nothing to suggest such. The NN24 debate which the other candidates attended and so much noise was made about is now EXTINCT. While the Nigeria Election Debate Group is still very active. They organised high quality debates for the gubernatorial candidates in the last Edo and Ondo elections. Liars and propagandists should take their lies elsewhere.

By the way, of the campaign messages that went round in preparatory to the 2011 elections, it is the famous "I had no shoes" campaign message of GEJ that still stand out till date. Other messages of GEJ that still stand out till date include "I have no enemy to fight", "I am one of you", "if I could make it, you can make it",etc. Can someone remind us of any famous campaign message from Buhari, Ribadu,etc. Now we know the learners
Politics / Re: PDP Challenges APC To Debate On Programmes by Nuke: 1:00pm On Jun 13, 2013
In simple terms, Can you please tell us about ACN/ APC ideology? What does this party stand for and What do they have to offer.


Gbawe: This outburst, once again, is indicative of the paranoia of the universally unwanted, unpopular and dying GEJ Government over the willing audience the yet to be registered APC is gaining. Tinubu only gave a speech to a packed-out British diasporan congregation in the UK on Tuesday and a Presidency one would expect to be busy with pressing issues is challenging the APC that "get off the bus let us fight" (Bo le ka ja). Perhaps in desperate recognition of how the world is, in the face of the monumental failings of the PDP, more willing to listen to what the brightest alternative platform has to say.

Nationhood, especially as involves Countries that have significant and wider implications for world development, is a much bigger concept that is far beyond the machinations of a few unintelligent and myopic mortals like GEJ and his gang of corrupt and self-serving mercenaries.

The entire world sees Nigeria failing, despite it's massive endowment and significance to the universe, because of sheer incompetence. The sort that sees a President pretending to be searching for solutions yet rejecting clear-cut and straightforward transformational recommendations he has received. It won't be long before every ear is clinging on to what an opposition platform has to say and willing it on to win when those currently in charge are worthless,very disappointing, uninspired and highly profligate charlatans totally unwilling to implement the changes everyone, home and abroad, insist on seeing.
Politics / Re: Those Who Signed-Away June 12, 1993 Victory To Military Government by Nuke: 5:48pm On Jun 12, 2013
klas: The misleading thing about this report is that it does not specifically identify the document that was signed. For those of us that were old enough and still remember what happened, the report is not accurate.

The committee of 34 eminent persons was not responsible for the annulment. The annulment was already done on June 23 and a decree to that effect already gazetted. In his broadcast, IBB intended that a new election would hold immediately but excluding abiola and tofa and their running mates. He then unbanned ciroma, Yaradua, falae and co who he had earlier banned from contesting for president.

The political class kicked against immediate election and in July 1993, the president set up the committee of 34 to resolve the impasse chaired by the then vice president Aikhomu and included representatives of the Armed forces ruling council, armed forces consultative assembly -David Mark and others, transition ruling council - shonekan and others and the two political parties -sdp and nrc -anenih, kusamotu, ikimi, sule lamido and others.

The committee resolved that the new election could not hold immediately in time for the military to hand over on August 27 1993 but instead fixed the election for early 1994 but with a provision that the transition ruling council headed by shonekan which was earlier set up in January 1993 and had been ruling the country in quasi military-civilian arrangement since then should be expanded and transformed to interim national government effective from August 27 1993. That is the content of the document signed by the committee.

Note that as from January 1993 and as at June 12, all states were being governed by civilian government and there was already the national assembly sitting at federal level with transition ruling council headed by shonekan serving as executive arm all under IBB and Aikhomu. It was the report of the committee that IBB took to the national assembly for ratification in his famous "step aside" address in August 1993.

Thanks for the clarification if this is true.
Politics / Re: Those Who Signed-Away June 12, 1993 Victory To Military Government by Nuke: 5:47pm On Jun 12, 2013
dridowu: do u pass via secondary sch @ all, read my post again " Majority " is the keyword. I did that intentionally because pple like u will fall 4 my trap , thank God d tin catch u.

I think you should rather ask yourself that question. I never stated that majority of them are not in a particular party, I only pointed out that they are taking leadership positions in even the "Messiah" party which indicates that there is no hope yet. Try to read messages and understand it rather than just attack o think anyone is attacking you.

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Politics / Re: Those Who Signed-Away June 12, 1993 Victory To Military Government by Nuke: 4:03pm On Jun 12, 2013
dridowu: Majority of dos name are still in govt and dy are card member of pdp

I hope you also saw that one of them wants to be the chairman of the "Messiah" Part APC.

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Politics / Re: Bash Ali Manhandled By Minister’s Security Agents by Nuke: 7:20pm On Jun 09, 2013
Bash Ali did not gate crash any event. He met with Mr. President at the National Stadium. The President spoke with him for few minutes called the Minister of Sports who had earlier told Mr. President he was handling the project already. Bash Ali was quick to point at the liar in this case. Mr. President then asked him to see the minister the next day by which time he would have given the minister and the project his presidential blessing. Bash Ali headed to the Ministers office the next day to get feedback. Not to his surprise, he was manhandled by the security agents on the order of the Minister.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Replies Jonathan Over Flight Delay. by Nuke: 9:32pm On Jun 08, 2013
sweetponmo:
Thank u o! The people attacking the governor on this forum are far from the truth. Perhaps they are sponsored attack dogs of the FG.

Did you not read that the pilot was asked to submit a manifest of his passengers which he could not because he claimed not to know their names? Opposition or not, the pilot was wrong and he thought he could get away with anything because he has been flying for years and works for a Nigerian Gov. When one helicopter crashed, we were all out on the pdp guys for using state helicopters for private outings. This Gov is doing same. LEts face it, they are all of the same. Do not be deceived. So if one is punished now, let's be happy.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by Nuke: 12:33am On Jun 08, 2013
Shout out to all the contestants, you all tried. Big hug to LUPEY. Now, it's time to deliver the dividends grin and I should add, I had fun while it lasted.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by Nuke: 8:18pm On Jun 07, 2013
Just before I leave, need to remind you all, ITS TEAM LUPEY. Vote Lupey[i][/i], No sentiments, No Oga at the top, NO PDP.

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by Nuke: 5:38pm On Jun 07, 2013
Idowuogbo:
U don decamp? Lmaoooo!!!

She port smiley
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by Nuke: 5:24pm On Jun 07, 2013
Lupey all the way !![i][/i] Looks like she can deliver as Ms. Nairaland. Sorry I got just one vote and have to use it wisely. grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Maduakor Ifeanyi Aka ' Ebucca' Is A Scammer - Beware by Nuke: 2:42pm On Jun 05, 2013
jadakiss213: smh...which is more real? The 'Ebucca' character or Maduka who has probably walked into an Ecobank.. banking hall to open an account.he most likely has his photograph and other details in their system..

I just tried to look up the name on that account from my banking portal but the account number comes back as invalid, I just hope that means the account has been closed by the bank.
Politics / Re: Presidential Mid-term Report Clashes With Fashola's Interactive Session by Nuke: 4:14pm On May 29, 2013
bakynes:

It is you who shd be ashamed of urself his he lying Fashola is my president Jonathan is my Local govt chairman.I guess ur a Niger deltan.Fool

You see your life? No punctuation, not making any sense, just want to type something yet you say someone should be ashamed. Either way, Your Local Govt chairman or Councillor is still your leader so join the queue and stop messing around displaying your level of ignorance.

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