smithe113:

U nid more update for 11:56pm....u gat me laffin

Smithe I dey play ni jawie

smithe113:

U nid more update for 11:56pm....u gat me laffin

Smithe I dey play ni jawie

Catch u guys jan 1st

kingphilip: Catch u guys jan 1st

i go wound u, beta come back here abeg

@rock, guy after reading ur story, i slept nd had a bad dream. U beta pray 4me oo cuz na u write d story.

Spactacle:

shebi i fit join u??

Sure

Spactacle:

shebi i fit join u??

Sure

Good morni every1, hw ws ur nyt?

May own vacation don start too as u no wan tell us watin u see for her gallery

Gud mawning people.......rock i dey feel u jawe...no be small tin wen u dey inlove o,,
anyway ride on soldier

Dhurmynick-i hope u check ur mail box, i don PM u. Congrats sha

smithe-if u wan know make u PM me.

Eyezik-more lager bear go soon come

heskeyw-wetin u come dream abt na.

Uthman-no vex oo, oya PM me make i tell u.

Faith-chubby-our nite sweet wella

spatacle-no be small tin walahi.

Good morning y'all, hope Kingphilip don giv una food today, plus all my niggars and babes, i dey greet o.

Where my Miss Rock na? Babe come sit next to me...

Typing...

Gud morin 2 u all..........

The rock5555: Good morning y'all, hope Kingphilip don giv una food today
Typing...

beta get us another cook we cant stay hungry till jan 1st

waiting for the nxt update

The rock5555: Dhurmynick-i hope u check ur mail box, i don PM u. Congrats sha

ain't that i need it, but i had to make you pay for what you did on 2go

Love don enter ur brain finally........kai

I'm back, oh.
If not for anti-spam bot. I for win recharge card, chai!

Am here baby............ah jus dey observe since. Following u all d way, durling

The rock5555:

Hehehhe things we do for love. I don tell u say nothing for you na



No worry, u go win. Even if u no win another one go dey again na



Taaar, i go shoot u ooo:>



No be small covering ooo



Ehya next time



Not at all, i dont mind oo, infact come siddon with me *pushes Jumize away* since MIZ_Chistar dey y i no go get my own



Yeah you don win, just PM me ur number and the network you want. Congrats

i wonder y girls no wan win.

WTH is Janetdurlin- e be like say 360prince don carry her go.

Typing...

***DEDICATED TO YETTOCOME AND CHIMARITOPOCHO***

LOVE STORY 8
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"Whats been happening to your line all this while? The stupid guy that i was given told me that someone called. Am sure it was you. I was so scared" Anna said breathlessly as soon as her call came in when i finally summoned the courage to switch on my phone.

"No i was just worried and jealous, i could not stand him touching your phone and asking me stupid questions" I confessed.

"Dont worry dear, i love you oya tell me back" She said.

"Abeg my papa dey hear o" i wispered but she kept on insisting that i say it to her.

I thought hard and then looked at my dad who was looking back at me while wondering why i called his name.

"Ok, I alright LOVE bah YOU" i said codedly as she began laughing and called me a cunning boy.

"What kind of english you just spoke?" my father asked me as soon as i got off the phone.

"Daddy na mistake o" i said and ran inside.
**********
"Uduak you friend dey look for you"

my Kid sister said from outside, so i dressed up and went to meet him.

"Bros wassup" i said.

"See this mad man oo, na so love don finish you brain? You forget say today suppose be lessons for Gss Ubbe?" he said as he noticed my carefree dressing.

"Yeeaahh, i don forget oo, abeg wait small" i shouted and fled inside the dressed up in record time before dashing out of the house but not before i collected T.P money from my dad cus Ubbe was about three kilometers from Akwanga.

Still some students usually trekk from Akwanga to the school everyday, i was perplexed at that.

We climbed a bike to the school as i closed my eyes and pictured Anna while twisting her ring on my finger, i was with the ring anywhere i go.

When we got there some of our mates were there already, it was hailing gallo. Everyone were trying to outsmart each other with their baf up like dhurmynick.

"Mehn see babes" i could not help myself but spoke out as i sighted the Ubbe students. No wonder my mates were so glad to come to the school for lessons. Toasting was to be the order of the day.

I quickly removed my eyes from their bottoms cus Anna occupied every bit of my mind. Ab was busy eyeing the babes which flicking his chin with little hairs.

Runs began as guys started choosing their catches. No dulling at all, i managed to draw Ab to one side before he starts displaying his talents.

"Mehn Peter we dey dull here o, make we go hijack babes na?" Ab complained

"You no dey tire for woman, abeg make we chop mango first" i urge as we began stoning down mangoes.

"Students the man don show" Dominic shouted as we all scrambled to their labs.

"Uhm, all this students for me. Abeg some of you should not bother coming back again cus most of you would be weac customers till you give birth to babies" The teacher cursed, he was already drunk. I wondered why brilliant dudes always get carried away with drinks.

"Sir its not like that, we are all striving to pass waec" Dominic stood up and began forming big grammar.

The man looked at him and began laughing then he frown his face and spoke.

"Boy you are a fool, do you waant to argue with your father, oya come out now and solved this equation" the man said and went to the board to write a heavy equation that almost made me forget my name, even Dominic forgot to close his mouth.

"Sir excuse me, what topic in Ababio is this from?" the dude asked confusedly.

"You see you are more foolish than the students you are defending, my friend sit down" the man ordered as Dominic did as he was told, he was so ashamed.

"This Jerry can is empty, oya two boys and two girls should go and get water from the Mobile police barracks" the man said.

The two girls that Ab was eyeing suddenly stood up, without wasting any time, Ab dragged me up to join the girls.

I was angry but since i could do nothing, i grudginly followed them.

The girls were an easy catch cus the most beautiful of them blended with Ab while the other one walked beside me, i kept quiet like a deaf and dumb mugu.

Ab was playing Lil wanye's 'leather so soft' album while we walked along.

"See i dont like boys o, but as i see you i am just liking you immediately" Ab's girl began bragging while mudering english.

"This your friend is he not talking?" my partner said.

"Dont mind him, he is shy" Ab said without using his brain.

"Ohhh, shy boy, i like shying boys o" My partner also mudered her own english.

I wondered why they would never have beauty and brains for once.

"Heyyy, this ring on your finger, i like am oo, can you dashing me?" my partner asked.

"Yes Peter dash her jare, na girls type of ring" Ab supported.

All eyes fell on me as i raised my head to look at the girl, my heart was boiling...

To be continued...

the rock5555: This your ring is fine, oh. Can you dash me?

Hmm. Eleyi gidi gan. This one is strong.

@dhurmynick- know that u just got ursef in my black book.

@foxy-bros ur time go come.

@miss chiamaka-ehya, soambot na bad tin o, next time it bans u just Email Mynd, he would unban u.

@janetdurling-welcome back.

Make i go do browsing/downloading tinz, mtn dash me 1000mb

still i ROCK. SEE UNA LATER

Chiamaka01:

Hmm. Eleyi gidi gan. This one is strong.

No be small strong thing ooo

hope u no give her d ring cos dat a symbol of ur love n dat som1 heart........u no i ave to slow down my pace of readin cos i dey enjoy ur story n d update is nt comin dat much......u rock bro

hahahahaha, i don laugh sotey i fall from the sky. Uduak u must to dashing her that ring Oooo, things people do for loff.

Anyway, e be lik say u sef don contract chistar typing syndrome, using "am" for "i'm", "you" for "your", and "the" for "they" are all typos. i confided in him and he agreed, it's making your work look somehow. PEACe!

Errrrrrhhhnnnn APATA=ROCK,thanks for that dedication.......... I still dey enjoy u big time o...

Ab ma na waoo...me no say u wan drop bomb as una dey wata go fetch dat water so..


***were z ritababe na***** rock hope say u never adultnap her o....

Well done

Abeg dash de girl jare..........u go collect am back wit scope

rock abeg tell us what you saw,hope say you no beat that girl...riffing tinz

@rock

my dear am here oh, our physics lecturer dont want us to leave our book again with assignment...

Thanks for the dedication and please tell us what you saw on anna's phone plis dear

Good evening all of una. I don download tire, chai Mtn is sweet.

Abeg make we support our pal @dhurmynick as a moderator on Diaries department.

Click here https://www.nairaland.com/1435036/interested-moderating-section/2

thanks y'all on his behalf

miss rock: @rock

my dear am here oh, our physics lecturer dont want us to leave our book again with assignment...

Thanks for the dedication and please tell us what you saw on anna's phone plis dear

really?

rock oya tell us or I start making offers via pm


she must accept one

*still dowloading*

updates continues @ 9pm.

I love u all(the girls only)

Enuf respect(the guys only)

@Skyscraper-i go watch out for those spellings. Thanks for the corrections