Teempakguy:

is there any guy that can't armpit fart?

Anyway, many nerds, me included, are socially awkward . . . at first, but eventually, they're very interesting to be with.
Okay, I know this sounds like I'm bragging . . . but most of the nerds I know have this element of "cuteness" that makes girls like them. Not like the brash handsomeness of those alpha males(rolls eyes) but something else that is specific to nerds.
Could be something bizarre like the shape of their eyebrows, or their voice.
There's no limit to what ladies can find attractive in a guy, is there?



Seriously, is there?

I like nerds & I agree they have something out of the ordinary. So you can armpit fart? Hahaha. Interesting.

nairabetguru:


nigga u in 1 chance

pls how do I get off the ride,lest I get robbed of my valuables

jonaifame22:
her name's punkyveer!she's intelligient,she once told me dat I'm d bomb and asked if I'm from smabisa forest and I told her that if I'm the bomb then she's the explosion cos she shakes up the place,u need to meet her,and needful to say dis,my intuition tells me she's as beautiful as the streets of heaven

See as I smash my head against the wall. I remember saying that! Good memory. I probably drank too much coffee. It makes me twitchy "wiggles eyebrows*

Niiice. And since you're laying down the mac hard, I might just find you hawt so lemme run.

PunkyVeer:


I like nerds & I agree they have something out of the ordinary. So you can armpit fart? Hahaha. Interesting.

of course I can . . . but I hardly do it because it's . . . well, embarrassing.
I mean, name just three social situations where doing an armpit fart gets you a popularity bonus.

Why do you keep spending so much on gas when you can make your own gas?

PunkyVeer:


See as I smash my head against the wall. I remember saying that! Good memory. I probably drank too much coffee. It makes me twitchy "wiggles eyebrows*

Niiice. And since you're laying down the mac hard, I might just find you hawt so lemme run.

u can run ,buh I bet I'll catch up wth u,cos I learnt from hussaine bolt

Teempakguy:
of course I can . . . but I hardly do it because it's . . . well, embarrassing.
I mean, name just three social situations where doing an armpit fart gets you a popularity bonus.

LMFAO.

jonaifame22:
now I see u grew up in the united kingdom,as u don't wanna share even ur toothpaste,lol!

i have never seen aeroplane o

PunkyVeer:


LMFAO.

Moana:
i have never seen aeroplane o

na lie o,moana,dis ur lie sweet e remain small make I start to dey moan, warrof dose ones dat normally fly above ur house?

jonaifame22:
na lie o,moana,dis ur lie sweet e remain small make I start to dey moan, warrof dose ones dat normally fly above ur house?

i live under mango tree o, house for where?

Lol so shes an NLer and youre disgracing her like this, nawao

The only thing you haven't done is mention her. Smh

Moana:
i live under mango tree o, house for where?

pls leave dat palce now, I knw u gat a soft and delicate skin,I don't want those mangoes dropping on u,I won't be able to stand the sight of seeing u injured

You dont know anything, i have seen people that moved in even got pregnant and still dumped, if a man doesnt want you he doesnt, you cant make him stay except he really wants to stay

SUGARBEE:
I love that babe, she's taking the bull by its horns.. I guess she's trying to avoid you dumping her in future..

naijainfogalery:
You dont know anything, i have seen people that moved in even got pregnant and still dumped, if a man doesnt want you he doesnt, you cant make him stay except he really wants to stay

pls help me to told her,she doesn't knew

jonaifame22:
pls leave dat palce now, I knw u gat a soft and delicate skin,I don't want those mangoes dropping on u,I won't be able to stand the sight of seeing u injured

lol see this boy you know im old enough to be your aunty? you better not think thats me on my dp o See as you dey smooth talk me like that

jonaifame22:
so u don turn to king david for bible wey dey snatch people bae

am not snatching...willingly u will give her to me

Op it's very simple na. Since she's wanna move in her things to ur house, you move urs too her house as well. Shogboni!

KINGSNEEZE:
am not snatching...willingly u will give her to me

my babe is not an item,so I'm not giving her to anyone,go and find urs! Lol.

Stelvin101:
Op it's very simple na. Since she's wanna move in her things to ur house, you move urs too her house as well. Shogboni!

abi na! her own apartment even posh pass my own sef

donT allow her...if shez anything like me,, den ure in trouble. *pouts

geni340:
donT allow her...if shez anything like me,, den ure in trouble. *pouts

if she's anything like u dat's the more reason I"ll send a taxi down to her house so ease her packing down to my place,can't u see urself when last did u check a mirror,don't u see dat u're beautiful,pls confirm dis truth ASAP

jonaifame22:
Would it be wise as we are not married yet to each other,and also my other games will be checkmated by her dwelling wth me,pls advice me,I love her very mch but.......

Cohabiting is very wrong, there is nothing wrong with occasional visits, but she's making a very big mistake, what if tomorrow now u no come marry am again? what will happen? by that time u go don squeeze the living daylight out of her oranges and drilled her well so deep that she will now become chaff to oda prospective suitors! Plz discourage her, not only for her, but for u as well, at least no one would be there to checkmate u, at least u want to groove life small b4 finally settling down, I can understand u.

SexyStrawberry:


Cohabiting is very wrong, there is nothing wrong with occasional visits, but she's making a very big mistake, what if tomorrow now u no come marry am again? what will happen? by that time u go don squeeze the living daylight out of her oranges and drilled her well so deep that she will now become chaff to oda prospective suitors! Plz discourage her, not only for her, but for u as well, at least no one would be there to checkmate u, at least u want to groove life small b4 finally settling down, I can understand u.

chai see d way u come talk sey I go don squeeze a her oranges finish,chai u dis gal sha,u want make the whole NL know sey I like fruit abi?diaris God o

jonaifame22:
chai see d way u come talk sey I go don squeeze a her oranges finish,chai u dis gal sha,u want make the whole NL know sey I like fruit abi?diaris God o

I am just advising u sha, u can have many more variety of fruits to squeeze, leave this one alone before u turn it into my flat bathroom slippers, and den u guys might fall apart, den Na she go come carry slippers bwest dey waka up and down. Make una guys have pity on us small naaw.

jonaifame22:
my babe is not an item,so I'm not giving her to anyone,go and find urs! Lol.

abeg u will tell me where to find one...thanks in advance #orange squeezer in sexystrawberry's voice

SexyStrawberry:


I am just advising u sha, u can have many more variety of fruits to squeeze, leave this one alone before u turn it into my flat bathroom slippers, and den u guys might fall apart, den Na she go come carry slippers bwest dey waka up and down. Make una guys have pity on us small naaw.

as a matter of fact I love slippers breast,when we decide to do it on doggy style,it'll make flapping sounds and I swear that turns me on makes me go wild

KINGSNEEZE:
abeg u will tell me where to find one...thanks in advance #orange squeezer in sexystrawberry's voice

u go pay money for form first before I tell u,u knw sey I be agent wey dey help people find bae

jonaifame22:
as a matter of fact I love slippers breast,when we decide to do it on doggy style,it'll make flapping sounds and I swear that turns me on makes me go wild

Oh Gosh! ur so crazy! lolzzzz

SexyStrawberry:


Oh Gosh! ur so crazy! lolzzzz

wateva

jonaifame22:
u go pay money for form first before I tell u,u knw sey I be agent wey dey help people find bae

like seriously! Is that what u study in school?

KINGSNEEZE:
like seriously! Is that what u study in school?

it's acquired knowledge I got on street.