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Celebrities / Re: Your Best And Worst Nigerian Comedian? by Dekie(f): 12:01pm On Mar 26, 2008
Hey jediknight,
am ok. howz the first trimester of the year been for u?
Family / Re: Will You Forgive Your Girlfriend If She Sleeps With Someone Else? by Dekie(f): 5:01pm On Dec 11, 2007
@efuah
simple rule. What is good for the goose is good for the Gander.
If ur guy 'does' someone else, QUIT,99 in 100 guys would do same as you have seen from the posts.
Celebrities / Re: Your Best And Worst Nigerian Comedian? by Dekie(f): 4:43pm On Dec 03, 2007
Best- basket mouth
Worst: I go die
Family / Re: What Will You Do If Your Pet Suddenly Turns Against You by Dekie(f): 6:17pm On Nov 20, 2007
PETS? Check the next door shocked

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Family / Re: Does It Really Matter Who Wins Bread For The Familly? by Dekie(f): 9:40am On Nov 19, 2007
What if the woman notices before the wedding that she will be the bread winner for the nearest forseable future considering the fact that she has a better job?will she be a 'bad' person if she backs out?
Family / Re: I Dont Understand My Closest Female Friend by Dekie(f): 1:24pm On Nov 14, 2007
BOoooooRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing embarassed
Family / Re: Is Marriage Compulsory? by Dekie(f): 11:26am On Nov 14, 2007
Why are we so quick to blame society for hastening us into wedlock?why cant we just accept the fact that marriiage is a need, a craving we have.Why are we too shy to admit that we want to procreate despite what society says? is it not only wise that since women who have babies before age 30 are at lower risks of complications we want to belong in that bracket for OUR health sake?.(not society)Cant we just admit that we want to be married because we have so much love in us just wasting and there is room to share that love with that special someone? True there are pressures sometimes but really who wants to be alone. I am yet to find one.

My opinion pls
Family / Re: Who Should Be The Breadwinner In The House? by Dekie(f): 4:18pm On Oct 19, 2007
DELETE
Politics / Re: MEND Threatens To Blow Up The 3rd Mainland Bridge by Dekie(f): 1:02pm On Oct 19, 2007
They forget that when the bridge is blown,nigerdeltans alongside other nigerians and foreigners will be there.

My advice to mend is simple 'person no dey throw stone for market because im mama fit dey there'

90%(my estimate) of niger deltans living in lagos or coming in to do business in Lagos use the third mainland bridge daily.Ajegunle is not in my backyard,neither is balogun market.ask Samson Siasia,daddy showkey,Festus keyamo,Ben bruce, Pat Utomi, Cecilia Ibru,Albert Okumagba even RMD.Something take them on that bridge from time to time

but incase they are too self centered to care,let them know that it would be an act of genocide.Gbomo jomo abi gbomo gbomo,be warned.The world is watching.
Music/Radio / Re: Lucky Dube Shot Dead In Johannesburg by Dekie(f): 12:16pm On Oct 19, 2007
Madam poster. Na wa o.Thank God sha, Seun was smart enough to have changed the topic before people were misled.

But then who will blame you? we've listened to lucky Dube's music so much that we think he's an Edo man. Any way Jah dey. Evil cannot hide too long.

But abeg madam no dey fall our hand, the one wey madam speaker do don reach us. Next time before you do 'i wan carry first' post anything, Check ur details.

One love
TV/Movies / Re: Best Nigerian Comedies? by Dekie(f): 1:02pm On Oct 03, 2007
Has anybody been following up with 'Extended Family'? i think its really funny and realistic at the same time.Sunday evenings on STV.about 8 or so
Jokes Etc / Re: Bike Man In Warri by Dekie(f): 4:46pm On Sep 25, 2007
The bike man carry last and warri no dey carry last.HOW?
Better warri guy go just form say fuel don finish for him okada before the 2 guys talk 2 sentence.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants To Have Lunch And A Talk! by Dekie(f): 1:25pm On Sep 24, 2007
@poster
Let him come.Tell ur boyfriend about his request (if u have mentioned him in the past) and meet him in the company of your boyfriend.No be talk? The three of yuu can do the talking together.It makes life easy for everyone
Jokes Etc / Re: Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men ! by Dekie(f): 12:17pm On Sep 24, 2007
Very nice.the' i am having a headace this weekend' is my best bet
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj In Examination Class by Dekie(f): 6:30pm On Sep 21, 2007
Enough.Please contribute to one of OBJ's policies.


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Donkuwa/ Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts

Kilichi - Beef Crackers

Dundun - Yamarita

Fried Potato - Potarita

Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Stickos

Boli - Barbecue Plantos

Roasted corn - Corn Aflame

Eko/Agidi - Corn Jellos

Moin moin - Bean pie

Isi ewu - Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers)

Garri - Grain o' fibres

Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad

Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel

Kpof kpof - Energy Buns

Chin chin - Dough Rocks

Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik

Kunnu - Grain Alive

Burundi - Cocno Jaw-Breakers

Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger

Ofada rice - Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian

Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad



Have a pleasant weekend!
Jokes Etc / Re: Things That Make You Go "oh My God"! by Dekie(f): 5:51pm On Sep 21, 2007
Well.OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Dekie(f): 3:44pm On Sep 21, 2007
I think she forgot to add that mama's stomach be sliced open, there just might be some hard currency in there.

Hiss, see wetin hardship dey cause us.We've become so cold and dead to feelings.its sad but not surprising 2Tim:3:1-5.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wedding Test by Dekie(f): 3:28pm On Sep 21, 2007
Wow!to think i was part of that crowd that was fooled.
Anyway he was smart enough to go get condoms.
Thats as gud as they come.weldone bro
Jokes Etc / Re: What's legal Not Logical, logical Not Legal, neither Logical Nor Legal? by Dekie(f): 3:21pm On Sep 21, 2007
You dont have to be a professor to be smart afterall.Legal and logical.
Jokes Etc / Re: All Men- Courses by Dekie(f): 3:10pm On Sep 21, 2007
My God the course content is so rich. i will pass this info on to 99.9% of MALES i know.I'll even pay for some to attend the course.Thanks, you are the bomb
Jokes Etc / Re: Can Someone Explain This by Dekie(f): 3:03pm On Sep 21, 2007
Aiphie, i hope you eat alone o. because if you eat with someone like me.I go don eat finish,wash plate start to snore before you end your prayer. no ffence intended
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Woman Says, What A Man Hears: by Dekie(f): 2:41pm On Sep 21, 2007
Nice joke. but i think the guy actually hears the part where the girl has to clean up and the rest is bla bla bla. cus he is usually the embarassed one when his friends come in to see the mess or he comes back home and the mess is still there.he even makes a face.imagine, his mess!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Dekie(f): 7:33am On Aug 22, 2007
Cuz he is the angel i do not know.Pls acidrop stop laughing,am serious here undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Dekie(f): 6:07pm On Aug 21, 2007
yes but am not sure i want to pursue this crush of mine.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Love Songs For Nairaland Girls by Dekie(f): 5:58pm On Aug 21, 2007
Am still laughing. cry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Wanna Meet Someone New? by Dekie(f): 5:43pm On Aug 21, 2007
@young nigg

are u ok? shocked undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: This Week's Best Joke by Dekie(f): 12:28pm On Aug 21, 2007
Are there too many "blondes" in the house?

IT means the guy made a joke only 'blondes' wouldn't understand
Catch it?

Must our jokes be outright dirty and insultive to qualify as jokes?

Bakassi keep it going jare it was good, very good
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Wanna Meet Someone New? by Dekie(f): 8:55am On Aug 16, 2007
Yahoo mail
Travel / Re: Where Would You Love to Have Your Honeymoon? by Dekie(f): 7:56am On Aug 16, 2007
An engineer,sooo are u very bookish,all carved in steel?When was the last time u visited PH?did u enjoy the experience?next u'l ask me if i'm from rivers,no sir.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Wanna Meet Someone New? by Dekie(f): 7:32am On Aug 16, 2007
Lawyer, well,Jamb didnt give me my dream and i didnt have the patience to wait another year.

No hard feelings though.guess i found my niche somewhere else.But that was a close guess,i quiz people for a living now.

So u what do u do?and how long is this vacation of urs going to last?I responded to that mail of long ago yesterday.u can check

Morn wink smiley
Travel / Re: Where Would You Love to Have Your Honeymoon? by Dekie(f): 4:41pm On Aug 15, 2007
Have u noticed u use the word DIG a lot.
So when do we go on our carribean cruise mi darl.LOL

Like i always say,there's always the option of an alternative,like Tarzan,do u know them?

Anyway what did u study?i mean like, are u a soldier,sailor,broker,teacher,etc etc.

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