@Kslib
How is God a 7 letter word?
And what is the answer to the yam, goat story?

Hesienberg: Been followin u guys 4rm my offshore base in Ibeno Akwa ibom st ds past 5weeks.
Thought i could shunt ds unique pg 1111 buh dat wz not God's design as i wud have disenfranshiced worthy n deserving commentators whose steadfastness has made ds thread what it is. Becos of what u guys have achieved my FSM & d entire crew now knows what pg 1111 on Nairaland's BBA The Chase means & strongly rooted dat d team be repd!!! THANK U ALL
@SOM glad u made it, oddly enough i feel alot better jst knowin u were there.
@Iyawo TM i dn't recall whn last I had an emotional break down but u'r post achieved jst dat. I hope ds thread has healed ur loneliness. Pls take up even a nursery sch teachn role or anything like it, hopefully it shud occupy u enof after BBA 8 bits d dust.
For d other folks dat missd ds landmark page, can I hear u say BRING ON 1234!!! Yeah!
I love u all
Kind Regards,
Acho
{Hesienberg}

Awwwh so sweet of you. I know how it is being offshore and all. Thanks for the concern, but if uve been following, I'm working now. My transfer came through, it was during the transition that I was bored and started BBA8. Thanks doh! *wink*

@ Ocho
U owe me big time for that first slot imagine entering like that unknowingly while others were trying to even chook head...lol
On the other hand too, I owe you. Imagine If I had not entered (God forbid), that my post that u requoted me would have represented me....so muah for that!

OMG...page 1112 has got to be the funniest page in all of Nairaland history and future to come. By the time I hit page 1114 I was drooling drool from my nose I swear, due to laughter. Now my head is paining me from laffing so much...haba!
@Congrats to SA Girl for being the first, and oh u Neva reply me about my money o.
@ sorry for not mentioning any specific name in my post, but ure names are there trust me, i.e Lady Deb, Sabjabs, etc
@ as for vision 1212, n 1234 I no know o. I lost sleep , and was dreaming rubbish cos of 1000, 1111, I don't know if I have the strength for it.
Mehn u guys are the ish!!!

IyawoTM: My network ooooo....chisos
OMG, which one be network overload?


Now that I know I made it, I can now make my tearful, impactful piece....
*clears throat*

I am so honored to have made this page( u guys don't know how much). While I was waiting for my transfer to be complete from Naija to S.A here( by virtue of marriage tinz), I was a lonely but happy housewife until I came across BBA The Chase on Nairaland, and since then my loneliness was terminated, and I always had something to look forward to.
This thread has been a source of inspiration for me and has experienced and undergone a lot of tribulations, happiness, tears, outbursts, etc, but one constant has remained....love! LOVE amongst strangers that have been brought together by one common factor 'A love of BBA', and for that I want to appreciate all of you. There is no need to call names, cos I don't want to leave anyone out. So from the veterans( you know ureselves) to even the newbies who just joined yesterday, troublemakers, to those that I have offended or have offended me....I love you all, I appreciate all of you, the updates, analysis, Strategies, insults, quarrels, xenophobia, everything. Without all of you, this thread wouldn't be it at all. I will miss all of you when this thread comes to an end, and I wish I was there to organize an after party union like I did for BBA2, n BBA3 at Jade, and D'place respectively, because I would have loved to know some of you.
To my dear Oko mi(hubby dearest). Thank you for your understanding. Wondering why wifey is talking to strangers in the middle of the night, and odd times, but never questioning. U r d best...

And finally....

* crying too much to continue, grabs trophy and exits the stage....while shouting 'I LOVE YOU ALL'

Now that the 1111 fever has passed, can we go back to our normal,'BBA the chase' lives?
Abi are we looking at marking page 2000?

Laffing so hard right now I'm on the floor. That was crazzzzzzy. I sent that post when I was on page 1110, as per the 4 rth poster, immediately I tried again, network went off, then there was the overload msg, I almost cried.....whatever mennnnnn

I entered oooo
Dancing antenna with my teeth

Did I enter?

My network ooooo....chisos
OMG, which one be network overload?


Now that I know I made it, I can now make my tearful, impactful piece....
*clears throat*

I am so honored to have made this page( u guys don't know how much). While I was waiting for my transfer to be complete from Naija to S.A here( by virtue of marriage tinz), I was a lonely but happy housewife until I came across BBA The Chase on Nairaland, and since then my loneliness was terminated, and I always had something to look forward to.
This thread has been a source of inspiration for me and has experienced and undergone a lot of tribulations, happiness, tears, outbursts, etc, but one constant has remained....love! LOVE amongst strangers that have been brought together by one common factor 'A love of BBA', and for that I want to appreciate all of you. There is no need to call names, cos I don't want to leave anyone out. So from the veterans( you know ureselves) to even the newbies who just joined yesterday, troublemakers, to those that I have offended or have offended me....I love you all, I appreciate all of you, the updates, analysis, Strategies, insults, quarrels, xenophobia, everything. Without all of you, this thread wouldn't be it at all. I will miss all of you when this thread comes to an end, and I wish I was there to organize an after party union like I did for BBA2, n BBA3 at Jade, and D'place respectively, because I would have loved to know some of you.
To my dear Oko mi(hubby dearest). Thank you for your understanding. Wondering why wifey is talking to strangers in the middle of the night, and odd times, but never questioning. U r d best...

And finally....

* crying too much to continue, grabs trophy and exits the stage....while shouting 'I LOVE YOU ALL'

My network ooooo

Very ready!

Audio Rage: Reeeaaaady?

Ready

Make I calculate for una.
There are over 60 people online here now. Out of which are commenting simultaneously. Each page carries 32, 33 post, hence pushing it to d next page immediately, so if una like.....

ochongonoko:

GBAM!!

*modified*

abikyshow: na wha oo!!! no one talks about what is happening in BBA house anymore.

I don't understand, so Kslib and C'est moi dey waste dem time? They've been giving us a minute by minute break down of updates, both stolen, culled, and original including adverts, what else do you want again, hian? We all know today is usually analysis and strategies that at the end of the day flops, so free us to enjoy o. Page 1111 has deguested a lot of people n brought people closer. Best wk ever

ochongonoko: LMAO @iyawoTM leaving work to make page 1111

Special announcement


Please all those that posted on page 1000 shouldn't post on page 1111 in order give those that didn't post on that page a chance to make their consolatory history

Secondly, please don't post more than once on page 1111 so that you won't take up more than one space which others can take up. @Kslib, @GOM and @fork addict, take note



On behalf of the desperate NLer who didn't make the page 1000


Signed

@iyawoTM

Na you sabi...I tell u say I no dey work? I said I was not going anywhere again, as per meetings. They can wait, this one will not....so after page 1111, I will resume whatever....gbam

mykali:

Focus on your work jor. The page won't add money to your account.

The thing wey follow me go dream....dey dier. not everything is about money...Fi mile o

Una plan no go work, I stopped at page 1097 to attend a meeting, I refresh page, 1104. Ha I'm not going anywhere again

Kslib: Do you guys also need updates on the adverts..

That lady with the 3 watches dey pain me pass

What is happening? This is a good sign, I've started up 3 pages since mission 1111...
This is a good sign!

click2cbn: guess Angelo has long finger nails

Laffing antenna with teeth

@GH, n Agbgift
Tnx for the updates

@SA girl
I c u o. Since people are claiming Bev n Angelo have done the do, pls how and when do we meet up for me to collect my 100 quid?

fork adict: Abeg make una tell Oga seun say NL server MUST NEVER NEVER be down when we reach Jerusalem o.

And please where are the epistle writers? Na when we need them dem go dey dull. When we no need them, dem go take epistle full everywhere.

Just 9 more footsteps to Jerusalem. We are almost there...

9 footsteps, abi 19? No confuse pesin o....hian!

As we await that page, So on a more serious note, nothing is happening on BBA worth mentioning? I beg nah, I dey work. No diary sessions, no nothing?
As far as Bev, and Elikem dey talk, something must be worth putting up. C'est moi, Spade, SOM, Kslib, ItsModella, fork addict, safari girl, Russello, wild child, dstv walka owners, et Al make una no dull nah. Thank you!

Cnt wait for this 1111 craze to pass

BizBloke:

[b]Lmao. Abeg I no get that energy o.



Meanwhile, shalom everyone. 10 pages to the promised page. Amen!

Many shall be banned before that page e.g *you know yourself*.

The network connectivity of many shall wax cold e.g Ochongonoko

Many shall sleep until page 1112 e.g JosyDaky, ourTM's Iyawo, SexyTabhi, etc

Many shall be on Twitter and Facebook and miss it e.g SafariGirl and GOM

Many shall be feeding their eyes on movies and miss it e.g Ella

Many shall be in a different time zone and will miss it e.g *you know yourself*

Many shall be doing catch-up and miss it e.g F. Addict

Many shall be at work and miss it e.g Mykali

Many shall be on BBA's issue in a religious manner and miss it e.g Brother Shalom

Many shall be busy shining their teeth like this: and miss it e.g ItsModella

My brothers and sisters, it's about 320 posts to get to the promised page. Many wanna be there, but few will write there.

I must be there [/b]

For this mention, u shall so miss that pg1111...

god_of_music: ok...have watched BBA previous Seasons and concluded that this season's BBA is the most daring! Countries quarrel.....Region divides....Hms create or divide themselves into Minor and Major.
Meanwhile.in the Media @Twitter,
@Facebook @Nairaland peeps diss themselves over Hms.
People like @Nosy_diva on twitter
uses all her strenght and mb to
campaign and defend Melvin and
Maria....
On facebook you will see peeps like @Koko Omega Austine1 defending his favourite Hms.
Why down here in Nairaland you
will see peeps like @Fork adict
trying to spoil the Image of a Hms!
Imagine...
They have alot of them fans this year on Nairaland..(BBA)
Supportive fans like:
@Safarigirl:Melvin
@SOM:Cleo
@Kslib:Melvin
@Adaberry:Melvin
@Miss sparkles:Beverly
@THE AMAKA:Beverly
@GOM:Melvin/Cleo
@Wild Child:Pokello
@Itsmodella:Melvin_Cleo
@Fork adict:Denzel
@IyawoTM:Beverly/Melvin/Cleo
@Sholay2011:Dillish
@Lucifer:Denzel
@Josdaky:Melvin/Beverly
@Ochongnonko:Melvin/Cleo
@Zimbobatic:Hakeem
@SA Girl:Angelo
@Kr24:Angelo
@Dannyxx:Melvin
@Spade:Melvin
@Ozodigboo:Melvin
...........and etc!
The list is kinda endless so i just
have to stop there.....I know what
i just did doesn't make sensebut
i just wanna write a long Epistle
just to prove Dannyxx WRONG!
LMAO...And am still writing oo!
Ehen.....there is somwhere we
threadmates wanna be..Nobody
wanna miss that place..
And thats PAGE 1111
Nobody wanna miss the
Lengendary page! Ha ha! Page1000 has come and pass now
they are fighting for Page 1111..
E no matter how slow you are
you gotta catch up with that page
..everybody will contribute in
getting there..the Epistle writers
like me will write...The jokers will
write...The Beefers will write..
The likers will Like! Etc
Nna ehn..my hand is now paining
me..i gotta stop writing!
At least i have contributed...
HAPPPY 1111 !!!


from your Boy G'IYAZ A.K.A
The god_of_music! Tally ho!!!
LMFAO!!!

Epic fail...me Bev or Melvin ke I'm loyal sha, but I also love entertainment!

Mariarocks: This Pokello just dey annoy me wtf. Just too damn conceited for my liking. Did she really have to boastfully write on her twitter she has more followers than Huddah..... thus making her the bbachase housemate with the most followers. Some childish tinz right there. Her arrogance is not attractive sometimes.

O has she now surpassed Huddah? from the list posted here sometimes ago, Huddah was leading the pack.
Pokello should however be ashamed. How long did Huddah stay, and how long did she stay? It's when her twitter followers are 7x more, then she can start quacking with that her duck mouth of hers...mtsheww
Meanwhile Denrele is being attacked by Nigerians for sending Bev to BBA, and Oneal's eviction makes Nairaland front page.....lol

THE AMAKA: @IyawoTM... Btw, Angelo's gf's twitter is @candy_misscoca

Tnx dearie

Una goodmorning o, na so this page 1111 do me, I come dream am for dream...God help me o I dreamt that I almost passed it, I swear I checked my phone 3x at night to confirm the page.....lol

I passed the DSTV area, where they are setting up for O'neal, I hope there'll be tight security cos na Naija people full this area


SOM I hail o for that long epistle, n someone in here is calling me Giraffe, wetin we go call SOM's epistle?

Finally finally, I don't like Angelo, and Elikem again. N like someone rightly said if Melvin, Elikem, N Bev reach finals it's not possible either will win, let's bone all that Vina,kevin gist. The votes will split one way or the other. Best bet is for one of the girls who I don't mind winning to win....GIRL POWER

THE AMAKA:

He had no choice, really?...
Women can be so dumb and naive.

Yeah I guess then Bimp should have succumbed also, abi is he not a man like Angelo? Rubbish.....i don't even know why a woman should be fighting and making excuses for a man who has publicly cheated on her and who claims he is not in any serious relationship outside BBA because he is playing a game...pls what is her twitter handle?

sholay2011: So Bev nominated Dillish 'cos she's too cocky? Okay now.

I'm sure she was looking for English to speak....

god_of_music: Sister...am in The headquaters....sometimes i go to zone 1.....but when i travel back to my father's house in Anambra i rep Onitsha zone(Pastor Ambrose Isasele)

Headquarters hmmmm....i should know u then, but anyways Lord have mercy on them, unless u have dual personality.