montelik:

Munya's sadc votes are coming home. I told you guys that when crunch time comes all these SADC countries will abandon their reps and support Munya as their champion. I have been saying it since day one. Mozambique has finally caved to d immense pressure their sadc neighbors have been applying.
Well hopefully TZ will fall back to Mwisho now and we can bring out d heavy artillery to force GH back to our side (willingly or not), but d problem now is will our Kenyan brothers realize that they need to support Uti as he has a better shot than Sheila. I think we can safely assume d six votes Uti has now are certainties, mufc out voted us this week, you could see from d sms strap that some of us relaxed, with all that shuti talk distracting and dividing us.

What is required? Simple, we need to convince Kenya to stay with us (very difficult task), get Gh back and hope TZ don't sacrifice Mwisho cos of sadc sentiment.

@Montelik, I beg to differ. Your theory will only hold water if only sms counted. With all the kurukere going on and even arranged by mumu (as speculated) b4 he entered the house, you really don't know the real voting patterns. I agree naija relented a bit last week, I perceived it. But just as you hold strongly to your theory, I also think that this whole thing is scripted by big brother from the onset and they keep adjusting dynamically to whatever happens each week. But then again, all these might be paranoia, cuz the same thing could have been done in other editions.

I think we should up our kurukere moves and get our naija peeps outside naija to do this in numbers. Forget pacifying any body, it will come to naught.

This whole arrangement is to make Naija vote en masse! See setup!

Guys mumu had 9 countries, Uti 6

I hope 2 people leave tonight. Cuz BB might kick out just the cricket and leave the tart and that will just confirm our "match fixing" allegation.

He just fell into the Pool looking at tart. This is some funny stuff!

OMG! The tart has done it again. Off goes her clothes and please someone shld save K1. He's seriously salivating. Damn! Her bra goes off too, SOS! Everyone's trying hard not to look, especially K1

rovert:

Pipo, 1st of all, me tink say make we try for the big 1-0 obodo. Dat go be pure sherubawon 'n gbege mumu pipo.

Me too I see wetin Igwe do for nite O! Me 'n my iyawo agree come agree say de boi hold imsef well sha. 2 many tings for fit spoil yestady if e no behave. Im papa still dey dere; Sheila's yeye dey dere (ah 9ja peeps neva dey deal with all the kin tings); e fit be say if e touch wonkin e no go fit hol bodi again and finali e go be lik say e dey act cause of nomi. I tell my madam say e for just touch im hand to let am no say e good but we neva dey de kin situation im dey 9my iyawo remind me say me too no do beta b4 we waka go aisle.

Abeg una go vote sha, at least we get drama to watch. I hope say e no go propose sha, eish!

ROTFLMAO

roymary:

Uti fall my hand big time, but wetin we go do, na our pikin we must support am

Monkey wowo, him mama like am! Wetin we go do? Roymary, ur blood is too hot, go and sleep, borrow genevive nnaji & ramsey noah movie and watch naija romance. It won't happen tonight or any other night.

If you are waiting for some smooching, kissing things like that, please go and sleep. It won't happen. Ask your neighbour for those kinda movies. This our guy no go do nada. The closest we came was Kevin. This, when we are outside the house thing sef tire me, We'll talk outside the house. Konji is killing you and you no make move! Chei. Me I dey go sleep.

Me thinks Naija shld only send female contestants to BBA. All our guys dey come back with foreigners. The way this discussion is going, na Kenya we go do the bach eve.

Finally the hunter sniper is shooting. Halleluyah! Let's hope Naija boy handles this very well, cuz this is some serious "calling out". Where are the romantics? Hope you guys have ur pvr ready and dubbing!

Please no need for too much talk. We all know what to do. It's obvious Biggie wants mumu in the finale Goodluck!

madejibo:

As for lerato the camera was obviously on her b4 IK mentioned d winner
Big brother = PDP, IK = Maurice Iwu, Alexander Forbes = INEC, lerato back into bba house= RIGGING

LWKMD! That's a classic!

Rheinmetal:

Hmmm, Sheila is now a damsel to be wooed Thot she was the Mack  Daddy of em all. She "could probably pick up more chicks" than Yacob, her words not mine. Not quite sure she was wooed by Meryl.

Anyways with all her gender equality prattlings, M sure no one wld bat an eyelid if she lays the goods on homeboy. With all the innovations witnessed thus far on BBA5, a chick wooing a guy won't take the cake. Sheila shld bell the cat as the New Age African Woman she is

'Thot' is an understatement. Permit me to say that chick is a hunter. Scrap that, a sniper! And she's waiting for him to make a move like his friend from Morogoro, now that's some Bombo! Have u noticed how she looks at Jen? Omo, the babe na female snipper(oya her fans make una crucify me). Abi she dey play the feminine card only with guys? Whatever happened to the new african woman? Rheinmetal, Montelik, Stankayy, dominique and the rest on this forum, women never hunt una before? I'm still convinced that she hunted Meryl down. But the babe sharp upstairs sha. My problem with her be say she go use her reggae spoil omo boy blues.

Mama Manda aka Palomita aka P Funk is on fire. Since that announcement about 2 people going back to the house, this chick (woman?) has upped her game. This night was something else. She mimicked every body including Paul the trainer & Metro (OMG!). Uti's and K1's were the most hilarious. Give it up for that bakassi, she put that "asset" to work this week.

Let me drop my own 2cents. There are 5 people playing that game seriously; munya, tatiana, sheila & paloma not in that order but at a distant 5th is Mwisho. I think Sheila's outbust of luv for uti is just a ploy to get us to embrace the shuti idea. Ask yourselves, why now? You have such feelings and you start worrying about it in the barn, you had the house to tell him, you've been talking everyday back in kenya (who says women don't break the ice) . I'm not saying they don't like it each other, of course they do a lot. But why now? My greatest fear is that our boi is so open that he can be easily manipulated especially based on his emotions. I think Sheila will affect him negatively, when she starts the playing the luv card or other schemes she'll definitely come up with, he might end up losing much more than two obodos as mumufc have planned. Once again, I sincerely hope I'm wrong.

Code and Slutiana doing the 2 a.m waltz (valz as she calls it). I've seen it all. It's time to sleep.

@Stankayy, I've always felt that there's a certain evil wind that blows around Sheila. She's definitely going to spoil our boy's game when she goes inside. She started this thing with Mwisho when he shoved Meryl in the house, crying more than the bereaved all to label Mwisho. My suspicion has been proven right, that that was done out of jealousy as she had a thing then for Meryl. Don't forget her role in sending out Hanington after the squabble. Tonite, she called out Meryl with mic in her hand for all to hear everything, chei, then with Mamaloma, Jen and Lerato (a so called friend) contributing. Well na Meryl fault, na she I blame for all these things.
I still feel that Lerato or Meryl will be better for our shaky dude. Well, mumufc dey more dedicated than us and probably it will be sluty and obams pikin naim go enter. It's quite sad though, but I hope I'm wrong.

Paloma Manda. eish! This orobo just has to personalise every single conversation. We all know her family; Peter, Jeremiah, Chibesa, paloma paints ah ah. Her mission to this BBA5 has been solely for family marketing purposes and to personalise all discussions. Paloma iya bakassi, you too much!

montelik:

D funny thing is with all I have written, one would think Uti is my favorite hm (he isn't).  What annoys me most is when idiots start using Uti as an excuse to exhibit their xenophobia towards naija. To be honest I actually kind of like Munya (don't be shocked).

How can we be shocked? You've been called all kinds of names, from mufc spy to mumu's fan. Wetin you want talk wey go shock us? Nada!!!

@Montelik, For once we are on the same page. Just that I'm suprised you guys are just noticing this. It's been the case from the onset. Without mincing words, UTI is the face of Bigbrother 5. It's a grand marketing strategy and it's been working a lot. You'll be shocked at the amount of xenophobic idiots out there who despise naija (excuse my italian). I thought right from the beginning that the whole thing was designed for Munya to win (inasmuch as this bothers me, I don't want to stop voting against the punk that thinks I'm too far away). They've made Uti a hotter star however you look at it.

@Faramola, I don't know where you are from, but when someone calls you or your sister a worthless "p**sy" and spits then come back and educate me on mannerisms and home training. RUBBISH!!!

Right now, mumu as usual said uti attacked him first yesterday, that he's insecure, hot headed, sturborrn, never agrees cuz he doesnt want to lose. Can someone please throw this guy outta the building, please!

imconfused:

@ montelik,I've been following this thread but rarely comment and I am really disappointed by the pessimism you keep on displaying.Even if munya has strategised and all,we can pull our resources together and vote till we drop for our boy uti.Even if we go down,we won't go without a fight.Your comments are always depressing.

I said it before. I've tried to explain to him, whosa!. Montelik, abi you be zimbo?

Me I dey think say e beta make we put 1 person wey be Igwe paddy back for de huze lik some pips don talk. Igwe fit craz if nobodi be im paddy dere O! We know say mumu, ruralboi and now bushman no gree im own so dey fit set am up. Make we no forget say im palle don delete so pressure dey im head O! Abeg, we fir make am Obama sis & Gman?[

You guys have heard it. It's confirmed. Two barnmates are to be voted back! Who will it be? I totally agree with rovert

montelik:

Thank you my sister. I will rather we try to win honorably and possibly lose, than try to win dishonorably and end up surely losing dishonorably. Loyalty has work well for us so far, let us not make d same mistake d bushman made. Uti has stood behind his friends no matter what and has never back-stabbed or betrayed anyone (even his enemies), that is why most of these 8 countries are still with him. And as someone rightly noted there may still be further evictions so bringing back these sadc spoilers may not work and by then we will have lost d support of our friends.

Forget all these honorable talk. Fact is mumufc are voting Tatiana and Sheila just to reduce our boy's number. It's crystal clear how the votings have been from time. Nobody is saying we shld dump our friends, hell no. Wetin we dey talk be say, we go vote obam pikin as naija but our kurukere runs go be for mama bakassi and omo guitar.

rovert:

NA FOR WHERE BUSHMAN GET 9 VOTES? I HEAR WETIN U TALK; 9JA GO GIVE AM TO OBAM SIS BUT ALL ODA KURUKERE VOTE MAKE PUT FOR IKEBE & GUITARMAN

Make Baba God slap with you with plenty blessings! You are on point mate!

dominique:

Ooopps, that was meant for richardd.
Yeye barn gals are forming surprise n excitement over meryl's engagement. We women sef get as e be!

My sister true talk. See how they are talking with her like there was no hatred displayed yesterday. Kai! I have decided to change my prayer point now, "May God show me my enemies in the midst of my friends",

See the lies they are telling about the Lerato/Hannington fight? These witches!! I just like enter this my tv give each of them 3 HOT slaps each!

To all the guys wey work for our boy this week. 3 Gbosas for una. Gbosa Gbosa Gbosa!!!

montelik:

To all d strategists, I am sorry but if you like vote back all d hms from countries Munya is winning, it wont change the final result. These guys will support Munya first and abandon their country men, rather than allow naija to possibly win back to back. Its going to be next to impossible to split Munya votes. mufc have chained, padlocked and locked those countries in an unbreakable safe. As for me I would rather send back pple I actually like than waste my effort voting back pple who can't do Munya any harm. The 14 - 1 Jen result was the final wake up call that these countries are far gone.

@ Montelik, I don't agree with you. I think say we don agree say na for our lingua we go dey yarn. Na wah oh! Look back at Code/munya/Uti battle. Munya lost Malawi. If you no go support your naija boy, at least make you no dey yarn like this. I no dey insult you ooo. Before I go receive slap from mopol, this one wey u dey use words like chain, padlocked and locked, (na prison?). 

rovert:

Make we make up our mind quick for de pipo wey go go back O! Make SA & Paloma go back, dem go spoil show for Mumu.

Guys I dey feel this guy die. Pesin wey dey dat SADC suppose enter the house again, to comot at least one obodo from mumu. Make we no make mistake make that crase gal from obodo obama to enter, naim be say our guy own don finish. Make we check how the voting dey arrange since the first day. We go see say wetin my guy yarn na true. I hail o

The Bitterness that sticks to you as a loser is displayed by the barnmates. It only makes me miss Hanington more. He brings everyone back to their place whenever he tells them they are hypocrites.
Look at these losers talking about values; one ran away with a sugar daddy, came to the show without the knowledge of her folks and also a drunk(Jen), the other is bisexual, an alcholic and a chronic smoker(sheila), the other literally chased a married man on international tv and is a confirmed slut(U probably would have seen more of her body than that of a stripper). The list is endless, they have lost every single african value and yet they have the guts to be judgemental. Talk about logs of wood in the eye. 

Mumu's HOH is the worst! Complete waste, strategically. Guys, make we do wetin we sabi do na, Less chat chat with the zimbos and more vote vote!

montelik:

It looks like Sheila has got her friends back too. But considering she was the one who had to hold him back while Code watched, I can understand the harshness. Girl really wants her booze.

Me thinks 40% of her anger is from the "No Supply" situation next week.

Just before she opens her smelly mouth to talk about ABUSE. I remember what she told Uti she'd do when someone calls her names, in response to Kaone verbally abusing Meryl, "Take 5 steps back and ask yourself if what they say about me is true".  Now she talks about physical, mental, verbal and spiritual abuse! HYPOCRITE!

Here comes the hypocrite, Mama Manda!