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Crime / Re: [horrific] Woman Arrested For Battering Her Son [photos Inside] by sandokaa: 7:02pm On Jul 19, 2011
The face looks familiar. If I remember well, she is either from Eboyin or Anambra State. These Igbo people sef! Bad example to Yoruba women!
Celebrities / Re: Nelson Mandela Turns 93 by sandokaa: 12:12pm On Jul 19, 2011
Good looking Mandela, even at old age, just like our OBJ! Africa is blessed with good sons and daughters o!
Politics / Re: Full Ministerial List Out! Twelve Women Make List by sandokaa: 6:21pm On Jun 29, 2011
Bash Ali should be Sports Minister! After surviving Libya palava, he needs compensation!
Politics / Re: I Am A Father To All Nigerians - Obasanjo by sandokaa: 6:36pm On Jun 07, 2011
Father of all Nigerians? Do they include Fayose, Gbenga Daniel, Atiku and the immediate past Speaker (Banky Fine Bobo) who is speaking in EFCC detention now? Ha, Baba awon rascals niyen o! The rascally father will need 150 million birth certificates to prove his assertion! Goodluck to him.
Car Talk / Re: What Kind Of Car Can ₦1 Million Get Me? by sandokaa: 5:21pm On Jun 02, 2011
Buy KEKE NAPEP for a maximum of N400,000 and use the balance to renovate your house!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina 2011 Friendly: 4 - 1 (Eagles Thump Argies) by sandokaa: 4:47pm On Jun 02, 2011
Either team A or B or C, Argentina has finally been beaten by Nigeria and has already become part of football records. That's the effect of Goodluck and Sambo. Sign of better things to come! At last, we are on the right course. Bingo!
Politics / Re: I Think Nairaland Has Been Tough On " Akala" Of Oyo State As He Bows Out Today by sandokaa: 5:09pm On Jun 01, 2011
Dotun Oyelade and Chief Lakojo did not help to moderate Akala's excesses. They "chop and clean mouth" while the noisy Akala was digging his political grave, daring powerful Obas in the state like Alaafin, Iku Baba Yeye! Am not surprised that he did not return. His advisers failed to give him the right advice. Too late to cry now. His wife should take heart!
Politics / Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by sandokaa: 3:48pm On May 24, 2011
You need to check yourself. You are coming from church, yet you did not rapture, but a bloody aboki selling goro got raptured. Se you now see that many religious people are worse than infidels.
Politics / Re: Six Militants Sent Back To Nigeria For Misconduct In USA by sandokaa: 3:43pm On May 24, 2011
The newly established university in Bayelsa should absorb them! Period. So, what becomes of the tuition already paid to the Florida university for the expelled reformed rebels?
Politics / Re: Emir Tongue Lashes Vice President Over Lateness To Palace by sandokaa: 3:28pm On May 24, 2011
I wonder what the Emir stands to gain from his public outburst. Rebuking the VP of over 150 million people openly falls short of the required diplomatic standard. The lateness must have been un-intentional. From the account of the incident, there was more to the Emir's reaction than what the general public knows. Time will tell, anyway
Politics / Re: Ajumobi Is An American, So Akala May Still Be Governor Of Oyo State by sandokaa: 7:28pm On May 20, 2011
Ajimobi should not mind Christopher Akala jare. He(Akala) is envious of the Governor-elect for having American citizenship, which he must have obtained genuinely. Report has it that Akala was dismissed from the police force, so he can never be given American citizenship. As it is, no decent country will give the  alleged rogue governor its citizenship, except Afghanistan or Pakistan. Broda Christopher should prepare for the mother of all probe. Ajimobi will do two terms, because he will perform! Anyway, this thread on dual citizenship is enlightening. Kudos to nairalanders.
Programming / Re: The Story Behind Openvr, The Voters Registration Software by sandokaa: 5:15pm On May 20, 2011
The Chukwuemeka among them must be born and bred in Lagos, so he drank, ate and inhaled Yoruba air. That is why he is intelligent to be counted among the best, which are ALL YORUBAs. Am proud of Oduduwa sons and daughters. Keep the intellectual flag flying. We are born to lead intellectually and others follow!
Politics / Re: Obj To Quit Politics by sandokaa: 4:45pm On May 19, 2011
A good actor quits when the ovation is loudest. If only Baba had quit after first term in 2003! Characters like Fayose will never have the courage to abuse him publicly. Anyway, time to retire home and rest so that people like Bode George can express themselves again
Romance / Re: Would You Stay With Arnold Schwarzenegger? (Re: Secret Child) by sandokaa: 4:38pm On May 19, 2011
These Oyinbo people sef! Just one extra child in the house, madam de vex. So for over 20 years, she did not see anything to suggest that Arnold dey bonk the maid. Anyway, kudos to the maid for keeping it secret and for not trying to unseat madam. She must be very modest. Naija girls would have behaved gragra and do notice me. Family members sef go don dey flex muscles. The maid is really matured and un-ambitious!
Romance / Re: Would You Stay With Arnold Schwarzenegger? (Re: Secret Child) by sandokaa: 4:07pm On May 19, 2011
These Oyinbo people sef! Just one extra child in the house, madam de vex. So for over 20 years, she did not see anything to suggest that Arnold dey bonk the maid. Anyway, kudos to the maid for keeping it secret and for not trying to unseat madam. She must be very modest. Naija girls would have behaved gragra
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan And The Expectations Of Nigerians-festus Keyamo by sandokaa: 3:49pm On May 19, 2011
Festus na Igbo man masqurading as a South South man. Let him trace his origin. Jonathan has won the election, let Igbo pray for their turn in 2015. He is the breath of fresh air we need. He is best positioned to tackle erosion and refuse problems in the East. Keyamo should keep shut for once
Celebrities / Re: Is Uche Jumbo Losing Too Much Weight? by sandokaa: 8:24pm On May 16, 2011
She must be an Igbo girl, very unattractive and aproka-ish. Abeg, she should relocate to the East and live in one of the autonomous communities. The Oduduwa descendants are tired of these nna people coming to Lagos to reduce the space
Nairaland / General / Re: Stolen Car Recovered After 36 Years by sandokaa: 11:02am On May 16, 2011
The owner is lucky that the theft was not in Naija, where an Igbo spare parts seller would have butchered it and sell to unsuspecting customers! Check them out at Aba and spare parts centres in every capital city. Na wa for Igbo dealers o!
Politics / Re: Ohakim Slaps Wife In Public by sandokaa: 4:18pm On May 12, 2011
Ohakim mis-governed Imo State and he paid the supreme political price, period! Mike Ozakhome should cover his face in shame. Now that his prediction of Ohakim's victory on Aruleba's programme on AIT last week turned out to be fake, he should stop going around quoting Bible verses to support his attention seeking venture. Only GOD and no man knows tomorrow!
Family / Re: Whose Name Should Come First On The Wedding Invitations? by sandokaa: 12:59pm On May 09, 2011
The groom must be an Ibo man! Nna, he is the one marrying the girl now, so why should his name be hidden behind her own? Abeg, na only woman wrapper go gree for that kind nonsense! It is either the man's name come first or no marriage!
Politics / Re: 15-year-old Naija Girl Is Harvard/ivy-bound by sandokaa: 12:50pm On May 09, 2011
Somebody just told me the girl is from Bauchi. So, why are the Yorubas rushing to claim her? This one na educated almajiri living in USA! Thank God, she doesn't belong to CPC!
Politics / Re: Buhari’s CPC Sues Jega, INEC by sandokaa: 12:44pm On May 09, 2011
Now that CPC has launched an insensitive petition over the presidential election result, not minding the painful loss of innocent corpers mercilessly hacked to death by mobs chanting "Sai Buhari" "Sai CPC", all corpers of southern origin should relocate from the north, at least, till after the case is fully settled. No one can tell the kind of atrocities that would be unleashed on innocent citizens up-north again, when the legal fireworks begin and the final verdict pronounced. Pastor Bakare should speak up; is he part of this legal move by CPC?
Politics / Re: Governor Alao Akala's Press Release After Election by sandokaa: 5:18pm On Apr 29, 2011
I am not impressed by the above watery, thoughtless and meaningless statement by disgraced, rejected and deposed Akala. He must have realized that the mood of the nation would not favour any of his usual antics to rig the poll. The rug was pulled from under his feet when the former Police Commissioner in Oyo State, Adisa Bolanta was redeployed from the state. Add this to Adedibu and Eleweomo's demise, Akala knew the game was up. He should be made to face the music together with his SSG and other underperforming cabinet members. Dotun Oyelade, the loquacious publicist of Akala should equally answer for his misdeeds. Congrats, Oyo state people. May you never experience the political misfortune visited on your state in the past four years of misrule again. Say amen, somebody
Politics / Re: Video Evidence Of Massive Rigging! by sandokaa: 1:36pm On Apr 15, 2011
These shameless women have husbands/boyfriends and are probably with children. After the despicable act of election rigging, they will be handsomely rewarded and friend and relatives will start congratulating them. They will even do thanksgiving in church. We should not be deceived. Last Saturday elections were massively rigged. The loud noise being made about their credibility is just to prepare the stage for large scale rigging that will characterize the remaining elections. I weep for my country! Why are we persistent in self destruction? Why?
Politics / Re: House Speaker Dimeji Bankole (PDP) Has Lost! by sandokaa: 11:34am On Apr 11, 2011
I wonder why everybody is praising INEC for the perceived success of last Saturday elections. People should wake up please. I hope this is not a grand design to make INEC get carried away and lower their guards, for election riggers to have a field day in subsequent elections. This is similar to the release of election results in the past, when opposition will take early lead and people will be applauding, only for the party in power to activate its rigging machines to sweep the remaining results like hurricane. It is not uhuru yet, especially if situation reports from the south south and south east are anything to go by.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Jonathan: I Have Never Stolen Public Funds by sandokaa: 6:00pm On Apr 08, 2011
I have forgiven Buhari for his past sins against my people. But my question is what wonders can he perform at the Biblical age of 70 years? His unbending posture and Mr. Clean disposition will pitch him against determined, corrupt elements in the legislature and judiciary and this will only scatter governance and keep Nigeria on one spot for another four years. President Jonathan is still relatively young, intelligent, enlightened, flexible, understanding, humble and energetic. Wait for his real coming on May 29th; it is going to be a determined, no nonsense Jonathan that will be ready to step on toes! I believe Nigeria will fare better then.
Celebrities / Re: ‘i’ve Stopped Making Babies’ – 2face Idibia by sandokaa: 5:40pm On Apr 08, 2011
I wonder what is wrong in Tu Face having Five kids. It proves he is an original African man! Fifteen years down the line, the kids will be a huge delight to him if they are well trained. He should train them well and be part of their growing up. They all resemble him. Lucky chap!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by sandokaa: 5:27pm On Apr 08, 2011
People should be mindful of what they say on this forum. Bishop Oyedepo works hard. He publishes books and makes video and audio CDs that sell like hot cake! His university is a first choice for the privileged children in the society. His column in the Sunday Vanguard has been running for years.  In addition, many in his congregation are very rich and can afford to contribute money for the jets. Abeg, if you are hardworking, with with God's blessings and peoples' goodwill, you will own the world! I pray to buy jets also, by HIS grace!
Travel / Re: Nigerian Embassy And Police Report by sandokaa: 4:50pm On Apr 08, 2011
Tell us your real Naija name, then, we will consult your ancestors to know the way out. But be warned, ancestors will get angry if you bear one yeye englishname like Stone, Grey, Rice, Crotch!

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