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Food / Re: Balanced Diet Out Of Reach For Average Nigerians As Food Inflation Bites by Slizzords: 2:16pm On Oct 07
CyrusVI:
cheesy

Not sure they were eating it before now but the writer is right nonetheless

In the end, Genetic predisposition and regular exercise significantly influence one's overall health than the socalled balanced diet(even though it is equally important)



Inflation is on the decrease tho, so lets worry no more

Didinrin agba

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Politics / Re: Police Return β‚¦β€Ž1 Million Extorted From Lagos Corps Members by Slizzords: 8:34am On Oct 05
Resurrection212:
Scamming people online doesn't make you hardworking either your day are number.
oga close that pit latrine of a mouth
Politics / Re: Police Return β‚¦β€Ž1 Million Extorted From Lagos Corps Members by Slizzords: 8:32am On Oct 05
Resurrection212:
Where the corps member see the money from including bitcoin.
One of the numerous didinrin we see on this platform on a daily basis. It's obvious you no get common sense as can be seen from this thread you created.

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Politics / Re: Notorious Bandit, Turji Bello, Calls For Peace Dialogue With FG by Slizzords: 6:51pm On Oct 02
trutharena:
Turji Bello has spoken well.
Zombie oh zombie

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Career / Re: Seaman Abbas: Military Dismisses Naval Rating Detained For 6 Years by Slizzords: 6:33pm On Oct 02
madridguy:
I will say this is Win Win for the both parties. He has his freedom and also the Nigeria Navy flushed away a disobedience officer.
Dullardino it's disobedient not disobedience

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Education / Re: Ladies Excited As Man Is Allowed Into Their Hostel For The First Time In 26 Yrs by Slizzords: 5:08pm On Oct 02
christejames:
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚


Reminds me of our time in UNN, the Franco area (boys hostels) rarely have female visitors because of the taunts from guys (always screaming tanker when they sight any woman in the hostel cheesy), even though there is one female hostel close by. Guys hostel don't even have gates, so it's always open... πŸ˜… The scream is worse than this one, sometimes it even put fear in the female visitor like an incident that happened during matriculation with a female visitor who was oblivious of situation with guys and was walking magestically in the middle of Mbanefo Hostel (engine boys hostel), guys were initially looking at her like who gave her the guts, mehn, short story, she was traumatized after the screaming to the point of the hall govt coming to her rescue grin grin grin



Although, we guys always visit the female hostels at will especially during the visiting hours from Noon till 10pm (I have once visited in the morning sha but later cautioned by the potter) . I always visited by sisters in their hostels and mehn my eyes saw things some days in those girls hostels grin grin grin...

There was an evening my sister called me to come and get some things she got from the market, I left the library late and went to her hostel, and they was no power supply that evening and it was hot, I kinda sneaked in grin and got what I went there for, on my way out due to the hot weather some babes where standing at the lobby half naked to get some fresh air and there is this one that was even stark naked, she didn't see me initially and fortunately for her I was not even seeing her because it was dark but immediately the school Gen was put on and from her reactions (scampering away) I saw some glimpse but turned away my eyes and left... πŸ˜… πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚ It was quite funny though.

I missed the way some of those girls always complement my look whenever I visit my sisters.
So for your mind you be fine boy abi undecided

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Business / Re: Zenith Bank App Starts Working Again? by Slizzords: 3:39pm On Oct 02
Bad country

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Health / Re: Doctors Or Medical Lab Scientists I Need Your Help by Slizzords: 3:37pm On Oct 02
captainking:

The result is okay... Just increase your potassium intake..
That's all
Thank you
Health / Doctors Or Medical Lab Scientists I Need Your Help by Slizzords: 4:17pm On Oct 01
I did this test yesterday for my medical checkup and collected the results today. What do they mean thanks as you respond
Family / Why Are Human Beings Like This. by Slizzords: 9:52am On Sep 21
So yesterday afternoon I got a call from a long time bros I used to know in the neighborhood, I was surprised to see his call but I picked and we exchanged pleasantries after which he said he doesn't have enough credit and pleaded with me to call him back which i did .

He said he needed money to offset his Nepa bill that all the other neighbors have paid and just his room was left and that could I send him 5k and I told him in plain terms that the economy is harsh on everyone but I'll see what I can do.

I eventually sent him the 5k after I dropped the call but would you believe that since yesterday afternoon around 12pm in the afternoon up until now this man has not even called me to acknowledge seeing the money not to talk of even saying thank you.

I feel so bad sending him that money and I hope he doesn't come to me again for financial assistance or else I'll really give him some serious talk that he'll never forget in his life. I could have used the 5k for other reasonable things for myself in this tinubu economy where money is hard to come by.

Am I overreacting or am I within my rights to scold him verbally when next he calls?
Travel / Re: How Safe Is It For A Group Of White American Women To Travel To Nigeria? by Slizzords: 1:25am On Sep 21
1973KC:


Thank you! Would you recommend staying in or near Lagos? Is it safe for them to go to night clubs and go dancing, meet local men?
Avoid the northern part of the country. Abuja, lagos and poet Harcourt is your best bet
Health / Re: How Do I Quit This Negative Addiction Ruining My Life? by Slizzords: 5:22pm On Sep 20
Too bad

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Phones / Re: Neatly Used Iphone XS Max Bought Brand New going for 290k by Slizzords: 6:45pm On Aug 18
chrisactiv:
Very clean and perfectly working iPhone XS Max bought brand new and neatly used by me is available for quick sale in ikeja. I stopped using the phone for long since I bought a newer model and realized it’s just been wasting hence I decided to sell it. Call 08035495814
Oga na the money from this phone you won take solve all your family problems?

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Recommendations For Ashawo Joints In Lagos by Slizzords: 10:30am On Aug 18
I need a girlfriend not necessarily a prostitute around ogba/berger axis. Haven't had sex nor masturbated for close to 2months now. My prick won burst this morning as I woke up

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slizzords: 10:36pm On Jul 25
Hello my people, so I bought a brand new redmi 13c around march and since then it's been working fine. Yesterday the phone went off by itself when battery was still around 10%. I tried charging it and since then the phone has refused to come on.

Please what could be the problem and possible solutions . Thanks
Phones / Re: Samsung Official Thread by Slizzords: 6:21am On Jul 16
Abbeykabir2:
Good evening guru in the house, please my s20 fe has been displaying this moisture notification for two days now and my phone had not been in contact nor exposed to water before. Please what can I do
Your charging port is dirty..use broom to clean it
Politics / Re: Governor Adeleke Suspends Aide Over Alleged Diversion Of 70 Bags Of Rice by Slizzords: 8:54am On Jul 04
GEEBITE:
You used to be a chief promoter of the governor during his first attempt he was rigged out and the second time he triumphed.
What has changed Mr Johnnyessence?
Adeleke don dump the wayray grin that's why he's roaming aimlessly in comments section looking to tarnish his image. What a jobless guy 30k stipends don end
Politics / Re: Governor Adeleke Suspends Aide Over Alleged Diversion Of 70 Bags Of Rice by Slizzords: 8:50am On Jul 04
press9jatv:
Chaii the guy don opened a warehouse for the 70 bags of rice. He don loots the palliatives meant for the masses. The man don cash out big. These are the clueless signs of Adeleke failure in governance. He has failed woefully beyond redemption.
I remember you were a staunch supporter of adeleke here on nairaland from his campaign trail to everything grin. The man don stop dey pay you 30k abi undecided na why you come dey slander am.
Properties / Re: Lady Cries Because His Brother Did Not Build House She Sent Money For 15 Year by Slizzords: 4:25am On Jul 04
I can and will never do this to my sisters or relatives. This is pure wickedness
Travel / Re: Can 10m Relocate Me To Canada Conveniently? by Slizzords: 7:41am On Jul 03
Deeegbee:


Dey PLAY, agba CEO grin
grin grin the guy funny, e dey talk like say 10m na 100m
Travel / Re: Can 10m Relocate Me To Canada Conveniently? by Slizzords: 12:38am On Jul 03
Oyerinde16:
With 10m you are made in Nigeria investing in the right business...

With 10m you become the CEO with about 20 staffs... All you do is wake up, ho to office, do the day to day business make you money and go back home... I. Like 2-3 yrs you will be able to afford to travel around the world...
see this one grin grin. You never see 10m before though cos if you Don see 10m naira you go Sabi say no be better money like that.

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Travel / Re: Can 10m Relocate Me To Canada Conveniently? by Slizzords: 7:23pm On Jul 02
UTILITYMAY:
I am already in the process through a work route. Work secured, waiting for LMIA. Hopefully, it will work out. So far, I have spent less than N4 million, if successful, the total cost will be under N8 million, but then, I can't recommend this to anyone until I get my visa. If I did not get my visa, I'll count my loss and move on.
Your money long bros, you'll count loss of 8 million.
Family / Re: FOR Your Thicker And Longer Penis And Larger Ass Hipps And Boobies by Slizzords: 6:52am On Jul 02
OmotolaDiego:
Tested and trusted πŸ’―
Will you allow me to test it on you undecided undecided

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Car Talk / Re: Pls I Need Advice On Gs350 2006-08 by Slizzords: 9:01am On Jun 21
mikkyd:


I'm asking if d is350 share same pros and cons with gs350 so I can conclude with my choice OK
Boss good morning, did you eventually buy the lexus gs350? I am in the same dilemma you were in 7yrs ago.
Car Talk / Re: Please Help Me Deicide by Slizzords: 3:39pm On Jun 19
2shure:
Dunce yaho boy wey no sabi anything.no worry,all the money u get,u go use am buy fuel.imagine a dunce asking dumb questions as per v6.
Do you know me before?, I couldn't for the life of me fathom the reason for your outburst. Seems you have underlying mental problems,get help fast.

I can recommend my cousin who is the one of the best neuropsychiatric doctors here in Nigeria to look into your case before it deteriorates into full blown madness.

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Crime / Re: Endwell Ahuize Ejindu: Gunmen Murder Students Leader In Rivers State by Slizzords: 12:39pm On Jun 19
gidgiddy:


Not only that, his surname "Ejindu", was fulfilled

What a pity
what's the meaning of ejindu
Car Talk / Please Help Me Deicide by Slizzords: 9:48am On Jun 19
I have it in mind to buy a car and my friend told me to go for lexus gs350 2008 and have seen the lexus gs350 tokunbo for a price of 5.8m, nothing to fix just buy and drive.

Is the lexus gs350 a good car? In terms of fuel economy, cheapness of spare parts, all round resale value. Are they any known issues with this particular model of lexus.?

If there is any car that's good that I can purchase apart from this lexus please advice me. My budget is around 5-5.5m

Please advice me, I'll be in comments section thanks.
Career / Re: Why You Should Never Pay Your Workers In Advance (pics) by Slizzords: 7:22pm On May 14
Throwback:
I have suffered this regret many times.

Humans are the same in every part of the world, just that some parts have a good legal system to keep humans in check.
See this one way never Comot for him village for ogbomoso dey talk

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