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Romance / Re: Did You Know That Men Are 'Hot Cake' In Russia? (pix) by Xpol: 8:13pm On Jul 26
realmindz:


Bros, even if there were no world war 2, all those men in that generation should have been dead by now due to old age
I've been searching for this kind comment. Many keep talking about men that died in world war as if Dem for still dey alive now if war no kill them or as if na all male their generation for dey born since then.

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Politics / Re: Aug 1st Protest: We Will Not Standby And Allow Anarchy Befall Our Nation - Army by Xpol: 9:46pm On Jul 25
SeeWahala:
E pass to come out with live bullets and shoot at peaceful protesters? undecided

Let them try it, so far this protest is peaceful and the government tries any rubbish to set the protesters up they will see the mother of all protests.

Endsars will be child's play. This time it's the government officials (from local government to federal) that will feel the wrath of the citizenry.

Let us see how many soldiers nigeria has that can surround them and save them when the time comes angry
Said by an online protester. Enter street and risk your life in the face of live bullets flying here and there b4 your lots will be taken serious. Na una dey push the gullible ones enter grave.

Participating in a protest against government in Nigeria is 50/50. One may know the beginning and never witness the end.

A brave man is sometimes a coward..... The meaning of this is deep and only for the wise.
Family / Re: Cooking: Why Do Some Nigerian Wives Do This? by Xpol: 9:06pm On Jul 25
MaziObinnaokija:
Wen you marry MBEKE with LONG NAIL,JEZEBELS eyelashes, behave like somebody wey nor dey drink GARRI plus EPA.U take her to those sophisticated eatery, instead of buka ,.U MARRIED A LIABILITY, USELESS THING. and the RESULT u get is I YAM TIRE sad sad.



Enter village/Town go find wife material nor these nowadays things that tied โ›“๏ธ ๐Ÿ”— โ›“๏ธ ๐Ÿ”— on their legs, wear short/jumpers around. Some of them are EMPTY UPSTAIRS
This notion of getting better housewives from village is long gone. These days when village girls open eyes for cities na cry dey always end am.

Concerning the topic, both my wife and I are working, most times I close before her, it's not compulsory to cook before the family eat so men should stop that kind of mindset, if your wife no cook and you think cooking is always an easy task, oga enter kitchen and Cook for the family.

As for me, I'm not good in that aspect so whenever wifey can't cook na buy we dey buy food and I'm always ok with that, how do you expect somebody daughter to close late at night and still enter kitchen. Na lack of understanding dey break most homes. Women go don tire like kilode Dem go reach house still enter kitchen no be say e easy for them but they just wan please the family.

Make her full housewife and be taking care of her needs then I'll blame the wife for not always cooking for you.

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Properties / Re: Mention Some Facts About This Settings by Xpol: 6:42pm On Jul 25
Girls coming into my sitting room, bending down selecting "DVD cassette"
Lol.

Those dys enh

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Romance / Re: What Made You Lose Interest In A Lady? by Xpol: 2:28pm On Jul 20
Playing too hard to nack

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Properties / Re: 10-Hour Rainfall: Lekki, Ikoyi Residents Flee Mansions As Flood Ravages Homes by Xpol: 10:49pm On Jul 07
vanbonattel:
Haha

You mean the same Lagos they told us one drug addict built? grin

NB. For those unfortunate fellows quoting me to yearn radarada rubbish, you were boasting here that the old monkey built all of Lagos and that all the other governors of Lagos were useless.

Which natural disaster? When you laugh everyday for common gully erosion in the east, just ordinary gully erosion and you people will be throwing parties.

Tit for tat.

Go and sit down!
same thing do happen in world class cities. personal example is Dubai.

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Education / Re: NOUN Admission Seekers Now Mandated To Register With JAMB by Xpol: 5:44am On Jul 04
Edembasilprutus:


Pls if someone sign out on September at 29 years, then October he turns 30yrs

Can he go for Nysc?
Yes, you're not above 30yrs upon graduation.

The rule is you must be below or not above 30yrs upon graduation.
Family / Re: Husband Hits Wife's Head With A Pestle In Asaba (Disturbing Photos) by Xpol: 5:50pm On Jul 03
If you follow woman's mouth you go commit murder.

The remedy is to stay calm or go out at the tip of the provocation. You go surprise say you go still return to bang her and both of you go still dey disturb the room "atmosphere" with moaning

Better stay alone than be a murderer.

Another remedy
Education / Re: NOUN Admission Seekers Now Mandated To Register With JAMB by Xpol: 8:37am On Jul 03
geedot:
It will never happen. This government can't afford hundred of thousands Noun students graduating yearly going for NYSC.

Majority of NOUN students self are already above 30yrs

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Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 9:25pm On Jun 30
Shomek:
In future there would be an ai powered robots that will farm for us .
Cars will not have drivers again very soon
so you believe that in this our generation cars will no more have drivers especially in our congested cities. It's good to dream but this generation won't witness that.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 8:59pm On Jun 30
Jashub:
Oga, stop deceiving yourself. There are AI models that do incredible stuff that you will never even phantom of. Yes I agree humans design AI but just look at the pace AI is evolving. In the next 10 years , AI would have replaced 50% of jobs currently run by humans.
Ok take Nigeria as an example, how do you think it's possible for AI to take 50% of the jobs in Nigeria?

Those people Hawking in the street abi na the entrepreneurs wey AI go take their jobs which AI go take hairdressers jobs, na AI go replace your phone mouthpiece when it spoil abi.na AI go dey drive and do conductor for Lagos danfo. Lol you guys watch too much America movies.

Can you allow a robot to fix eye lashes for your wife or gf?

AI go replace mama bashira and sell Amala and ewedu/ fufu and bitter leave for you. Lol AI go replace agbero for Lagos bah?

Lol, AI go even replace police at check point dey roja.

Just tell me how AI go fit take 50% of the jobs we have in Nigeria.

E get work AI fit take and it can never even reach 5% in Nigeria and many African countries bcoz many of the jobs that are available is hustling job than cannot be replaced by machine. Maybe some office works and factories that will be affected.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 4:15pm On Jun 30
Shomek:
It going to cause alot of problems to humans.
It will make humans to be lazy and that's a treat to humanity
I don't really believe it'll make humans to be lazy. Regardless... those who want to be lazy will be lazy.

Especially in Africa, how will AI stops someone from investing in farming, doing buying and selling, how will AI stops or affect phone repairers, barbers, hairdressers and so on.

We can only benefit more from AI.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 3:38pm On Jun 30
Shomek:
I think the governments need to start regulating ai before it is too late
That's it as it's advancing some people will start using it to cause problem and harm others.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 3:03pm On Jun 30
Jashub:
This thing will replace humans. Mark my words...
Replace humans in what aspect exactly. Can it replace bf/gf, friends,brother/sister.

If possible AI will replace humans, it won't be in this our generation so even if I mark your world , both of us are long gone by then.

Some humans tasks will definitely be replaced though but not as we hope.

Na humans still dey model am.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 2:56pm On Jun 30
turmacs:
look at the idiot that's calling me strong head. You can't just take corrections and shut up. human brain is superior yes, but you own brain isn't.
Lol your own aggressiveness needs close monitoring from your family and friends oh.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 2:55pm On Jun 30
turmacs:
no be only counterattack, na tiki taka. Even by the kind of jokes you make, i don know your iq Finnish.
Lol e be like this hardship is really biting hard oh. Many people just dey aggressive ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 2:49pm On Jun 30
turmacs:
another idiot spotted. Read my last comment because you and the OP sickness get the same colour.
It's like this guy is si.k. or maybe you hit your head on mango tree in those days.

People like you shouldn't be spared of counterattack.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 2:43pm On Jun 30
obiekunie01:
OLODO AI.

you even have to give am expo.
That's the difference between human and computer. It's only modelled to imitate humans. If e no b human e can never be human.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 2:41pm On Jun 30
Hezzyluv:
Meta gave you the right answer initially. You now put certain factor into consideration which you didn't mentioned in the initial question, and it responded back to you based on your assumption.

Since the thin have become debatable, it now makes your question ambiguous. If i consider some lame imaginary factors, l might still claim i have 1bird, 2birds, 3kinds, 4birds or zero bird on the tree.

Since na argument and you no really specified, I might say the 4birds were seating separately on the tree when you shoot one down and the other birds are deaf i.e didn't hear sound of the gun. So they were still seating theregrin

I might even say when you shoot one other fly away and the one you shoot hang on ivy of the tree which still left you with one dead bird hanging on the tree. E dey valid na because, u no specified either u shoot am down or not. grin

Or better still, the one wey you shoot got injured on the feet and fly to another branch of that same tree coupled with the three deaf birds wich still makes them four. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Still on still human brain is still superior and will forever be.
Programming / Re: Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 2:38pm On Jun 30
turmacs:
between you and the AI i no know who mumu pass tongue you ask questions like an idiot. Because if you actually worded that question like a sensible human being, the AI might have gotten it. Still on still, the AI is not wrong, you just don't having sense to see that. Even if you shoot one of the birds and the others run away, it doesn't matter if they remain there or fly away, no matter where they fly to, there will always still be 3 birds left. Are they dummy birds or live birds? How many branches does the tree have? Because they can still move to a different branch on that same tree. what is the size of the tree? e.t.c... lots of data and variables need to be considered before an answer is give out. Just like how the number of significant digits determine the precision of a number, the amount of data you give to the AI will determine the precision of the AI's answer. You just gave the AI a pixel of the whole picture and it gave you an answer according to your sense.

Idiot.
You that you're not an idiot I can clearly see the level of your understanding through your post. Keep it on. At least an idiotic brain was able to confuse a whole meta AI and it accepted it was wrong and made a correction unlike dull human like you with "stronghead" who always claim to be perfect.
Programming / Check out this my conversations with Meta AI by Xpol: 11:53am On Jun 30
Lol

Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Xpol: 8:02pm On Jun 28
Ashawoman82:
lol, guy you're something else, u just stated the answer base on the dictionary definition and u are here still arguing.. What kind of person are u... When u say something is an anomaly is science context, it means all conditions and factors are normal but yet something still strange happens... If it's based on a mistake, then it's not considered an anomaly, error .. When u say there's an error in a programme is different from when u say there's an anomaly in a gene.. Try and learn bro .. Words have better meaning depending on the context its being used, and even based on the definition u wrote, u only buttressed my point.
If you continue this argument after seeing the attachment then I have no other option than to ignore you.

Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Xpol: 7:45pm On Jun 28
Ashawoman82:
lol, guy you're something else, u just stated the answer base on the dictionary definition and u are here still arguing.. What kind of person are u... When u say something is an anomaly is science context, it means all conditions and factors are normal but yet something still strange happens... If it's based on a mistake, then it's not considered an anomaly, error .. When u say there's an error in a programme is different from when u say there's an anomaly in a gene.. Try and learn bro .. Words have better meaning depending on the context its being used, and even based on the definition u wrote, u only buttressed my point.
This doesn't need any argument, anomaly have more than one meaning.

You base your argument on the number 2 meaning I pasted and I base mine on the number 1 meaning.

So if you're still saying I'm wrong then you better erase other meaning so that it's left with only yours.
Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Xpol: 2:36pm On Jun 28
Ashawoman82:
anomaly is different from a glitch or error... Make thorough research...instead of arguing try to learn.
what are you saying, can't an error makes you deviate from the normal procedure? Do you even know the meaning of anomaly? Or you think it has just one meaning? Go check your dictionary before bragging like an English professor.

These are just two of what anomaly means:

anomaly (plural anomalies)

A deviation from a rule or from what is regarded as normal; an outlier.
Synonyms: abnormality, deviance, deviation, exception, inconsistency, irregularity, phenomenon
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Something or someone that is strange or unusual.
He is an anomaly among his friends in that he's the only one who's unmarried.
Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Xpol: 6:52am On Jun 28
Ashawoman82:
Oga you sef rest, wetin the child go add her finger print for..una go just dey reason upside down, before u argue with the OP, why not make your research.. There's always an anomaly on science, things that science can't even explain.... I'm very sure you are not a science oriented person... U don't know shit about science, yours is based on the knowledge u have in textbooks... Make your research, there are rare cases where ppl have identical finger print, which is virtually the same.... I swear I hate blind arguement, if I were the OP I would have just ignored you..... In every phenomenon in science, there's always a room for anomaly, some anomalies can be explained while some can't be..
The anomaly can as well be a programming error.
Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Xpol: 6:35am On Jun 28
Coronavirus1:

The child added his finger print to the phone my children did it to me.
This may be the case.
Smart person will first go to the phone settings and check for any additional fingerprint than rushing to post it on NL. If her fingerprint is not added then the flaw is from the phone, two different people's fingerprints have never found to be same.
Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Xpol: 6:40pm On Jun 27
henrimoto:
See how rude you are about this...showing how ignorant you are about certain things..

Don't you know that there is possibility of that child inherit part of his father's finger print.

Guy, wetin we no know, plenty.
not possible, my AI told me the possibility is one in 64 quintillion. It may just be a mistaken id from the phone app.

Apps are not perfect.

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Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Xpol: 6:39pm On Jun 27
henrimoto:
See how rude you are about this...showing how ignorant you are about certain things..

Don't you know that there is possibility of that child inherit part of his father's finger print.

Guy, wetin we no know, plenty.
not possible, my AI told me the possibility is one in 64 quintillion. It may just be a mistaken id from the phone app.

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Pets / Re: Rottweiler Catches A Thief And Refuses To Let Him Go (Video) by Xpol: 1:09pm On Jun 20
turmacs:
Yes. Especially if you're around and aware when your dog was in the process of killing the thief. But say you were not at home when it was happening, then nothing will happen to you. But if you decide to be as foolish as the dude in that video, recording instead of restricting the dog and subduing the thief and waiting for law enforcement to do their come do their job, and the guy ends up dying, na prison be your name.
Someone broke into your house, burglar/thief/armed robber and your dog attacked and killed him. Oga you and your dog have committed no offence under the criminal code or penal code of Nigeria.

Do you know whether the criminal is armed?

In the process of trying to rescue him from your dog, what if he stabs you? PLEASE NEVER TEY RO RESCUE A THIEF/ROBBER FEOM DOG.

If people go to jail when their dog kill thief/robber , do you think people will still be keeping dog in their home?
Pets / Re: Rottweiler Catches A Thief And Refuses To Let Him Go (Video) by Xpol: 5:32pm On Jun 14
turmacs:
Shebi he knows that of that dog kills that man he's going to jail? undecided
So you mean if your dogs kill a thief you'll be jailed?
Celebrities / Re: Selena Gomez To Adopt Children If She Is Single At 35 by Xpol: 6:40pm On May 31
assholemods:

So marriage na by fine? If you never marry I pity you! Na person like you go because of beauty marry demon!
Most Fine girls are not wife materials, most men learn this in a hard way.

Most of them will always be reverting back to the numerous proposal they've gotten in the past and act like they do the husband a big favour for marrying him.

Most beautiful women don't respect their husband.

They always want to be controlling their man.

They always want to force their man to dress in the way they like, to match their beauty and up to their standard. As the husband, if your own way of dressing is different from her preference, you're in trouble. There is nothing you'll put on that will please her except the one she chooses or buy for you.

And many more...

So marrying a beautiful lady (especially those first class beauties) comes with prices.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sloveniaโ€™s Government Approves Recognition Of A Palestinian State by Xpol: 7:11am On May 31
jeromestarks:
My concern is that you should marry a virgin woman if you want a happy lasting home home you can return to after work.

Do itheriand you will regret your marriage like may men are regretting today.
Some men on twitter and Nairaland wished they are never married to the woman they are with today simply because the married a woman whom many men have dipped their pennies in.
Shame on those men for paying bride price and sponsoring wedding ceremonies for a woman who was fvcked by another man with just two eggs and indomie.
Shame!
Dey play, it's like you never hear or see virgin wey later become " public servant".

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