nlfpmod:
Birthday: Kate Henshaw Turns 53 Today!



https://www.instagram.com/p/C9lUuyvIM2W/?igsh=MTU4ZjB3ZW5ueTMzZg==

THE ONLY SINCERE NOLYWOOD ACTRESS I'VE EVER SEEN.
THIS IS HER REAL AGE.
CONGRATULATIONS MY QUEEN!

lailo:
On Biafraland? I don't believe the news. The whole of SE is protected by ESN including forests and no external aggressors can have their way. Outta thread......

MEN MOUNT, MEN MOUNT, NA FOR MOUTH.

YOUR HAND IS SEEN IN THE SHADOW HERE.
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adamusuleiman1:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/07/18/gunmen-attack-commercial-bus-enugu-abakaliki-road-close-army-checkpoint-abduct-11

LOOK INWARD.

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.
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Good2go1:


https://reubenabati.com.ng/feature/nepotism-pro-max-six-of-tinubu-s-last-10-appointees-are-from-south-west

ONE NIGERIA CRUSADERS.

ARE YOU PAINED?
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THE LAST I CHECKED, YAM TRAVELLED TO GHANA.

ebukajay184:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km5chmxK8Ao?si=Yj7Li7tAsmYxXGwD

You people are novices on this.

That's exactly where they should be that they positioned the truck.

The only thing that seemed as if it was wrong was the spraying of the water on the smoke rather than the fire itself.

Nigeria We Hail Thee.
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adamusuleiman3:

https://punchng.com/soldiers-arrest-fleeing-ipob-members/?amp

Excuse me pls,
When and where are we to differentiate between Arm Robbers and IPOB?
So, arm robbers are no longer in existence?
A little sight of gun anywhere, conclusion and label ensue.
I'm afraid of anyone who is not afraid of Nigeria and her system. .

Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black

Add yours...

HMMMMMMMMMMM!

MY DEAR, YOU JUST LEFT ME SPEECHLESS.

Righthussle:
Good. Kudos to Lagos state government.

Abeg save their lives oo because the god wey dem dey carry offering and 10% tithe money go give there every day go run when the building go collapse. Na so him follow pastor Chris wait for firefighters to come quench fire. Aba made god wey dey like money like say Tomorrow no dey.

Stop mentioning me guys. You're worshipping a fake god if your god collects money from people for any reason. The real God, if it exists, will not need or demand or collect money for anything, only the fake ones do.

The bible god collects 10%
The quran god collects 2.5%

SO, WHICH ONE IS YOUR OWN GOD?

Biodun556:

About 100 million naira gone.

N100M OF THEN OR NOW?

Noerection:


https://dailypost.ng/2024/07/09/only-tinubu-can-decide-nnamdi-kanus-release-not-service-chiefs-nsa-ejimakor/

TRUTH IS ALWAYS BITTER.

IT IS NOT KANU THAT IS BEING HELD,

IT IS RATHER THE IGBO NATION.

THEY (OUR LEADERS) WANT TO REMIND THE IGBOS CONSTANTLY THAT THEY ARE WAR PRISONERS.

Q. E. D.

Gidigbam001:
Good Day House.

For some years now, I have noticed that I regularly get a flash from different phone numbers from Zimbabwe.

First I took it like nothing but when I noticed that it was almost everyday, I had to block the number.

The caller now calls me with different and very many other Zimbabwean numbers.

I have blocked over 45 numbers but the caller keeps getting other numbers and calling me with them.

Yesterday, the phone was with me when the call came, I picked it and after about 15secs, the caller ended the call.

My wife is also experiencing same.

Anybody with similar experience?

CONGRATULATIONS!

THEY WANT YOU TO COME OVER BY FIRE, BY FORCE.

MasterJayJay:


https://punchng.com/rep-marries-off-105-girls-orphaned-by-banditry/

SO, WHO COLLECTED THE DOWRY AND HOW MANY OF THESE GIRLS' CONSENT WERE OBTAINED IN A COUNTRY OF CITIZENS HAVING THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS?

CAN'T THESE POLITICIANS BE CALLED TO ORDER?

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WE ARE WAITING.
BUT, COME TO THINK OF IT,
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO NAIRA, ESPECIALLY THE NEWLY REDESIGNED?

Amotolongbo:
what is it saying?
UK denying young chaps’ study permit application or what did I just see?

You saw well, bro.

muhammaduyusufu:


https://punchng.com/ikwerres-deny-ancestral-affiliation-with-south-east/?amp

So unfortunate , people cry over spilled milk.

YOU'RE FREE TO AIR YOUR VIEW.

AND YOUR VIEW , HOWEVER, IS NEVER THE LEAST.

muhammaduyusufu:


https://punchng.com/ikwerres-deny-ancestral-affiliation-with-south-east/?amp

So unfortunate , people cry over spilled milk.

THANK GOD, AT LEAST HE IS STILL ALIVE.

nedu666:
So 5 soldiers and 1 airman were killed in the north. No audacity, no threat of revenge. So those soldiers family will not get visit from governors, no scholarship for their children, no reward money to find their killers. So those soldiers kpai just like dat

Comrade, do you know why the long forgotten National Anthem was returned? This was one of the reasons.

Good morning from here.

MrCover:


Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/07/05/man-disappears-after-answering-phone-call-in-abia/

Wrong caption.
Should have read: Man gone missing, not "DISAPPEAR "

When one disappears, means he vanishes into thin air, leaving others on "the more you look the less you see"

Ndimkpurummiri:
Nnamdi Kanu will face firing squad no presidential pardon for him

Sorry that you came late.

Good morning, at this 10pm.

SOMEHOW FAR FROM LAYMAN'S UNDERSTANDING.

Dapromzy333:


https://news360ng.com/armed-robbers-storm-abuja-estate-kill-retired-brigadier-general/

REST IN PEACE, GENERAL.

I'M NOT SEEING ARMED ROBBERY HERE.

SEEMS THERE'S SOMETHING NOT CLEAR HERE.

OLAADEGBU:


SaharaReporters

POOR HELPLESS VICTIM.

IF IT WERE MY AREA, YOU WOULD HAVE RATHER BEEN PROMOTED.

NIGERIA MY COUNTRY.

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OLAADEGBU:


SaharaReporters

IF THEY FAIL TO ARREST THE CRIMINALS, AM NOT SURPRISED.

EVEN THE PEOPLE HE WAS ARGUING WITH ARE NOT AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR ARREST?

WAS THE VICTIM NOT A CHRISTIAN?

THEN WHY ARE YOU EXPECTING ARREST?

WAS ANYBODY ARRESTED OR MADE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE ATROCIOUS AND HEART-,BREAKING ACT AGAINST SISTER DEBORAH SAMUEL?

NIGERIA MY COUNTRY.

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FreeStuffsNG:


https://punchng.com/unregistered-tiger-nut-drinks-caused-lagos-cholera-outbreak-govt/

WHO DO YOU THINK HAVE TIME FOR THIS KIND OF EPISTLE?

AGAIN, WAS IT BECAUSE THEY DID NOT REGISTER THE DRINK THAT OFFENSE EMERGED?

HOW CAN YOU SUBSTANTIATE THIS CLAIM, IF I MAY ASK?

NIGERIA MY COUNTRY!

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[quote author=God1000 post=130605956][/quote] Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
SO PATHETIC TO KNOW THIS MAN IS GONE TO THE GREAT BEYOND.
SIR, YOU MADE OUR DAYS WHILE YOU WERE HERE.
I STILL HOLD YOU IN HIGH ESTEEM.
A FRIEND OF ALL MY CHILDREN.
AM SPEECHLESS.
THE LORD REPOSE YOUR SOUL.
ADIEU SIR.

Jennyclay:
I wish these northerners can just have their own country, they behave like animals too much .

We haven’t settled Deborah’s case, now this is happening

WHO REMEMBERS SISTER DEBORAH AGAIN?
DONE AND DUSTED.
Nigeria, we hail thee.

STORY FOR THE gods.

nlfpmod:

Credit: Eleyi one of Yenagoa

Oh Lord, pls send me to BAYELSA ahead of next episode.

I'll be number one to make it to 2027, Inshaallahu.

Yes, they have.