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Investment / Re: Stocks That Can Make You Rich In 2007 by Vitastraka(m): 1:30pm On Aug 12, 2007
Never!

Overseas markets are too efficient. The NSE is a Golmine!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Writes Semester Exam. Saying "I Am Not A Special Student" by Vitastraka(m): 9:50am On Aug 11, 2007
It is IMPOSSIBLE for obasanjo to get anything less than 100% in any exam!

Fear go gree the Proffessor do otherwise?
Celebrities / Re: What's Up With Stella Damascus-Aboderin? (After Husband's Death) by Vitastraka(m): 7:33pm On Aug 10, 2007
Why wont you guys leave this SORDID topic alone? Eh?

Some woman's husband passed on, Ok now leave this thread to die!
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 1:25am On Aug 10, 2007
@Dimka

Look at all the effort you are making to simply confirm to everybody that you are a low life good-for-nothing idiot.

I am tempted to remind you that your area has been a war zone for years, massacre after massacre with modern weaponry, infact nobody can do business there now.

Let me not waste my time going there, pls carry on talking your rubbish.
Business / Re: Access Bank Offer @n14.90k - Would You Invest? by Vitastraka(m): 8:09am On Aug 07, 2007
lolobo

Only 2 posts? This dude is marketing,
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by Vitastraka(m): 1:20am On Aug 07, 2007
@Presido


How can Presido be looking for stock when he is in hiding from the new regime??
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Best Novelist? by Vitastraka(m): 11:35am On Aug 05, 2007
@SMC

Why are treating Vitastraka like this?

Have you checked in the stores near you for my works?

We are supposed to be friends,
Politics / Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by Vitastraka(m): 9:54pm On Aug 04, 2007
NEVER, I repeat NEVER should a government get involved in regulating what people wear, what nonsense is this?

Are we in Afghanistan? Has Lagos imported talibanism?

For the government to waste hard earned resourses on someting as trivial as women's dressing is disgraceful!

People are getting waylaid everday on third mainland, and Police is busy chasing women's pants

'One Chance' criminals are attacking innocent people in Lagos, and Police is busy pursuing women's pants

Traffic in Lagos is a Nightmare, and Police is busy attacking women's pants

Lagos is in trouble, the people in charge do not know what they are doing,
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 10:38am On Aug 03, 2007
Anybody that recieves fine will be charged with corruption and jailed. If you are caught taking money from innocent people under the pretext of fine, I ga eje Nga!

End of story
Celebrities / Re: What's Up With Stella Damascus-Aboderin? (After Husband's Death) by Vitastraka(m): 5:12pm On Aug 02, 2007
You people should leave this thread alone, let it die!, enough of this sickening gist
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by Vitastraka(m): 11:47pm On Aug 01, 2007
Folks

FBN is seriously ROCKING! 54 Naira today!
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by Vitastraka(m): 8:03pm On Jul 31, 2007
Bonuses do amount to free money if the share prices increaser above the split equivalent. Thus if a 10 naira share is split in 2 and each half is now selling for 7 naira, the value of the one share you had before the bonus is now 14 naira
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 8:15am On Jul 28, 2007
Ndi beanyi

Thredia di egwu!

Onye ma, ndi mmadu nwere ike si na ebea luo onwe ha. Yes, ghoro di na nwunye n'eziokwu
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 8:14pm On Jul 26, 2007
Hmmm

Nekwanu obara mgbani enu na akwado ime some boys ebea o!
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 8:26am On Jul 26, 2007
Ohaneze!

I, Brigadier V. Vitastraka, of the Ohaneze Army address you this morning on behalf of the Ohaneze Armed Forces.

Umu igbo dum afugo na nnukwu ahu na aria ochichi Fromuk na ndi otu ya bu ihe akporo corruption. Ruo ugbua anyi edigoro ha ihe nka.

Kama mgbe cabinet ikpeazu a putara ka anyi ji mara na egwu esigo na Atilogwu banye na Usurugada.

Ya mere mu na ndi agha ndi otum jiri kwado na anyi ga ewepu ndia na onodu ha.

Ohanaeze anyi achogi nsogbu, kama onye mee mpkotu, anyi egosi ha na onwere ihe di iche na egbe na egbe

Cabinet ohuru ga aputa na izu uka na abia.

Ndewo nu!
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 8:50am On Jul 25, 2007
babyosisi yes

Fromuk amagi na ana enwe obodo enwe

O chetakwara ihe mere na Anambra?
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 8:54am On Jul 24, 2007
Overthrow that government Abeg!

Govment na enwegi Vita abugi govment
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Best Novelist? by Vitastraka(m): 7:18am On Jul 21, 2007
No body talks about the collected masterpieces of Vitastraka
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 7:14am On Jul 21, 2007
Chei!

Nnenneigbo has refused to take the bait,

I have been trying to make her exhibit a serious Onu Ojoo, but she no gree open mouth

Nnenneigbo oya kwue something really terrible

By the way I noticed my name is not in the cabinet. kedu udi nonsense bu ihe ahu?

Any government wey Vita no dey go scatter O!
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Best Novelist? by Vitastraka(m): 3:25pm On Jul 15, 2007
You again?


but what has the vitasreyin done?
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 3:23pm On Jul 15, 2007
Ndewo nuuo!

Unu azabeghi ajuju mu, zam zam zam,

What am I expected to do about an onu ojoo girl? What is the solution to Onu Ojoo?

Unu tinye onu na ihe nka, afterall we have a real life sample ebea, this is the best place to learn!

Ngwa, asuchagom Ingili-ibgo,
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Best Novelist? by Vitastraka(m): 12:27pm On Jul 15, 2007
How about Vitastraka

Have you read his books? They are wonderful stories that dig deep into the heart of Nigeria
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Vitastraka(m): 1:57pm On Jul 08, 2007
Igbo mma mma nu o!

I just spoke to a girl who showed signs of onu ojoo,

It made me remember someone and I decided to check in,

Biko nu how does one handle an Onu Ojoo babe?? Or at least bring out the best in her??
Romance / Re: Genevive Weds Soon In Portugal With Chris Obukwelu by Vitastraka(m): 8:02am On Jun 26, 2007
GOODNESS!!!!!

This FAITH LEHA is moving around all the forums on nairaland and circulating this same rumor in different forms. Cut paste, cut paste,

People are very wicked O! This FAITH LEHA has been all over the place spreading the same rumor. Terrible human being
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Fights Rita Dominic For Chris Obukwelu? by Vitastraka(m): 8:00am On Jun 26, 2007
GOODNESS!!!!!

This FAITH LEHA is moving around all the forums on nairaland and circulating this same rumor in different forms. Cut paste, cut paste,

People are very wicked O! This FAITH LEHA has been all over the place spreading the same rumor. Terrible human being
Business / Nigerian Stocks That Are Unavailable For Purchase by Vitastraka(m): 9:29pm On Jun 24, 2007
Why are some of the better stocks in this market simply unavailable to buy? Continental Re for instance is almost impossible to get on the floor of the exchange.

Is this type of occurence deliberate manipulation?
Is there something the NSE can do to change this?
Nairaland / General / Re: Hot! Sizzling! Hot! Pictures by Vitastraka(m): 9:04pm On Jun 23, 2007
I did not know that women feel desire like this
Investment / Re: Stocks That Can Make You Rich In 2007 by Vitastraka(m): 10:17am On Jun 23, 2007
Remember

Dangote is the incarnation of KING MIDAS himself!
Business / Re: Cr Services Limited Private Placement by Vitastraka(m): 10:14am On Jun 23, 2007
Windy wendy

I LOVE YOU!


Yes I did not enter due to the competition from the competitoor owned by banks who are more likely to patronize their own subsidiary. Also the entry threshold was on the high side.

The other points you have noted are very good indeed
Celebrities / Re: What's Up With Stella Damascus-Aboderin? (After Husband's Death) by Vitastraka(m): 9:55am On Jun 23, 2007
Oh I like the way people notice her hand position in the picture tongue
Romance / Re: I Love My Husband Dearly, But I Am Attracted To My Work Colleague ! by Vitastraka(m): 6:34pm On Jun 10, 2007
Stolen waters are sweet and bread eaten in secret is pleasant
Romance / Re: Loving Someone That Doesnt Love You. by Vitastraka(m): 2:16pm On Jun 09, 2007
Vitastraka Prince of disappointment, Lord of the spurned rejected and heartbroken

This kind of thing is my domain
The worst part is when the person you are dying for treats you like shit

If the want the person you love to love you back, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have money and flaunt it!

You will see the thing work like magic. Any girl that opens her mouth, CHOKE her with cash

You will see LOVE flowing anyhow from ALL sides

I am telling you people the secret of life. Woman problem is easy to solve.

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