*Hauwa*:

Going to naija to marry is something i will never do or encourage someone to do, too many fake guys there. they want resident
Girl poster just hang in there, your guy is on the way.

Busta:

sounds really scary. Are they any worse than the guys or the naija guys abroad?

if its the relatives doing the hookup, chances of getting a compatible person are better. Though of course never say never.

Nigerian back home are very savvy when it comes to analysing personalities.

And coming from tpia those words are as true as the laws of motion

edoyad:

And coming from tpia those words are as true as the laws of motion 

knock yourself out, fool.

if your life is pathetic how is that my problem? Am I the one who told you to be bitter and envious at everybody else?

ode.

the devil u know is better my sister

*Hauwa*:

the devil u know is better my sister

I agree with u, as a man, going home to pick a wife scares me now, too many sad stories, its goes both ways.

Tpia , please Read my posts and then do a comparative analysis with yours and judge for yourself whose posts sound more bitter and unnecessarily envious of the other

*Hauwa*:

the devil u know is better my sister

really?

chances of getting a good man may be higher if you import them from Nigeria, imo. Not to say I dont know people who married here and are doing well.

besides,a lot of the naija guys overseas also prefer importing their wives from home. Or marrying non-naija women.

justwise:

I agree with u, as a man, going home to pick a wife scares me now, too many sad stories, its goes both ways.

true sha. One hears so many scary stories.

edoyad:

busy body eeeeeh

Na wetin, I have been officially appointed the person in charge of collecting the data of all the eligible young bachelors on NL who wants to consider Nairaland's succulently ripe crop of 20 something year old ^{single and ready to mingle} ladies going on 30, and of course since I only want the best for my girls, I have to sample all the eligible bachelors first So are you ready to hand in your CV, cos as luck would have it, I have one nice chikala in mind that I feel is your missing rib and whom you would fall in love with at first sight the moment you see her, but I have to be honest with you so you would have to make do with her substandard intelligence, I am sure she will make it up in other areas and would not let you down


DISCAIMER - You would need to submit a robust bank balance and be financially solvent before I will even look at your CV/Resume, so timewasters should please stay away


CAVEAT EMPTOR - Gentlemen, the ages of these ladies and the mileage on their &**^% cannot be substantiated as you all know there is no meter there , so apply at your own peril, but for a few million quid, we can provide a Bone Dating Scan to verify there true age and also some clean healthy male gigolos you can hire to go "there" to make sure the place is fertile and unploughed

edoyad:

Tpia , please Read my  posts and then do a comparative analysis with yours and judge for yourself whose posts sound more bitter and unnecessarily envious of the other

was i the one blowing fire and brimstone on the other thread?

*women palaver*

@ Naijagurl
I am finding it hard to understand this. Why would a 5'8", 148lbs girl who doesn't look bad in appearance not attract men? What is it about you, really? Overweight/borderline obese girls with ugly appearance who are uneducated even attract men. There's something wrong somewhere. there's no smoke without fire. You get rejected even on facebook? this is ridiculous! You say you live in NYC and you have facebook account? Hmmm if you are willing to take this beyond nairaland we can fix and hook you up. real talk!
I still can't believe this. You need to start going out more with friends and even going out alone to bars and lounges. go to church and be involved with church activities. go to Nigeria events. travel to other cities where there are lots of Nigerians and attend their events. we have a lot of Nigerian men especially Igbo men all over USA so u will def meet one that will fancy and approach you.

@ Busy_Body
But Iya lode what if we end up liking the gigolo assigned to testing us? How are you gonna handle that eh? I need to know i'll be fully protected from the ire of a jilted Naija man before I add my name to the Desperately Seeking List.

IgboGirl:

@ Naijagurl
I am finding it hard to understand this. Why would a 5'8", 148lbs girl who doesn't look bad in appearance not attract men? What is it about you, really? Overweight/borderline obese girls with ugly appearance who are uneducated even attract men. There's something wrong somewhere. there's no smoke without fire. You get rejected even on facebook? this is ridiculous! You say you live in NYC and you have facebook account? [size=15pt]Hmmm if you are willing to take this beyond nairaland we can fix and hook you up. real talk!

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love-vendor!! NO?

naija gurl

I really understand ur case well enough and guess I could contribute to the best of my knowledge. Firstly, understand that quite a lot of people go through this situation but the manner they handle it matters most. Please dont ever attempt to force yourself on any man. U are too precious to be overlooked. Men that did not approach U never deserved to have you. I will advise you to believe God for your own man and sincerely you will not be disappointed for he will come at the right time. Dont even attempt to dress as prostitute just to attract men. I mean it and believe me U are very costly. Dont sell yourself to nothing to do men who will only feed on your body and defile you on a platter of gold. I am a man myself and I advise as I will do to my blood sister. Please exercise a little patience .

koolchicco:



love-vendor!! NO?

I dont think its pimping.

@Busy body ! Did you say sub standard intellience ? , i was not there when you signed your death warrant o

@tpia, no harm meant from my side. My mama brought me up teaching me never to confront an intelligent woman, one i suspect has rare quality of also being beautiful too

edoyad:


@tpia, no harm meant from my side. My mama brought me up teaching me never to confront an intelligent woman, one i suspect has rare quality of also being beautiful too

sorry to disappoint ya

my comments about about beautiful women were based on some of my friends and cousins. I didnt get the gene

koolchicco:

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love-vendor!! NO?

This is not pimping! I'm a girl. I can give her a makeover that will attract men to her. teach her how to hang around the right crowd

tpia.:

I dont think its pimping.

Now u don't 'think'.?

Meaning that u aint sure?

tpia.:

I dont think its pimping.

Thank you! It's definitely NOT pimping.

IgboGirl:

This is not pimping! I'm a girl

No offense meant babes, bt Girls do love-vendor fellow girls as well. NO?

Oya, can Hauwa, Tpia, Sisikill, Sissy, and Busta please take their two left legs and waka from this thread before I open my eyes Sorry, I can't offer my services to you . . .err . . . if I may use the term ladies . . . right now, but I promise to let you 5 know, and give you special priviledges and a first bite at the cherries when I start extending my services to ladies aged over 70 like you lot, sorry but your own turn will soon come

Thank you Baba God that I have finally found me a paying job on Nairaland, and about time too


@ Stillwater


FYI, I haven't won anything, and I consider it an insult on my person to insinuate such, when it is glaringly obvious that my highly evolved level of intelligence could only have been inherited based on my good genes, but then you wouldn't understand cos you are not as intelligent as moi


And lest i forget, you need to arrange for thanksgiving in Church - and another one specially dedicated for me for my selfless service and quest to make you intelligent like me - this coming Sunday because I have been kind enough to conceal your magnanimous flaws and convinced edoyad to consider your hand in marriage, so for now you would have to be on your best behaviour until you enter your matrimonial home - and at least behave impeccably or pretend to, until edoyad, your suitor's cheque clears, comprende

Iyalode, se ko si?!

Ah ahn, everybody has been abused by you in the last 24hrs. Who stole your meat pie

~Running from thread before she replies~

IgboGirl:

This is not pimping! I'm a girl. I can give her a makeover that will attract men to her. [size=13pt]teach her how to hang around the right crowd

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Now the picture is becoming even more clearer thus my inference remains that. .

koolchicco:

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Now the picture is becoming even more clearer thus my inference remains that. .

your inference remains that I'm a love-vendor? well, I'm glad you figured that out. Yes, I'm a love-vendor! no make that a pimpette! anymore question?

koolchicco:

No offense meant babes, bt Girls do love-vendor fellow girls as well. NO?

well, in that case, you got any female friends in need of cash or men? I can love-vendor you out too if you want, yeah?

Girl, above all, PRAYER.
Pray that even when that man specially packaged for you by God appears you know. Because he may pass you by while your too busy looking at other things.

IgboGirl:


well, in that case, [b]you got any female friends in need of cash or men? [/b]I can love-vendor you out too if you want, yeah?

No worries, I go giv u their names in subsequent time.

Suffice 2 say that most of 'em are NLers, ergo u may wish to start with Tpia on the interim.

Wetin be all this latinism? Haba!!!!

@ Busy_Body
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Well I never!

Guess i won't be using your services coz it seems discretion is not in your dictionary.

Jeez. Like I want any potential Mr. Sisikill to know my real age.

Am a student

Am a medical student too. . .I have personal experience with what most medical girls go through in school. . .
1. Med sch is like a race with not much chances or you are thrown out. . .After ANT, BCH & PHY you land in clinicals. While studying for PAT & PHARM, you deal with stressful ward rounds. Stress continues without break or space. Giving no room to socialise. Thats why most med girls dont know the latest fashion or whats even going on in school. . .
2. Med school kind of exclude you from the main frame of the university. . .We dont have the same academic calender with the sch. . .When school is on break, med school will be on, when the med school is on, school is on break. . .So most of the people we see and interact with are our fellow med students. Thats why doctors always end up marrying doctors
3. Since in nigerian universities, student do 80% of the academic work, is always about books in med school, not compromising anything to pass and move on. Hence most med student dont have time to keep a normal relationship. . .
3. Med school kind of brain wash you with stuffs to the extent that you find it difficult to reason along with people outside med school. . . Making compatibility skew towards medical practitioners. . .
4. The last thing i will say is the years. . .Most medical girls always make the mistake of waiting to be serious in a relationship until after school. . . By the time med sch have counted 6 years to their years, housemanship put additional 1 year and nysc crown it with a year then desperation has to envelope them as their mate admitted into 4 years course must have been working and married by then
But even at all this problems mentioned, they still overcome and marry one way or another. . .
For your case, judging from your post and some of your comments, i think you have always been living the life of an ideal woman, a marriage material based on societal standard. . . See, there is nothing like an ideal woman, that bad character of yours you have been hiding may be the only thing that will thrill your future husband the most. . . Forget about what a wife material should be, BE YOURSELF
well, we all have our story, yours is on the way too and very soon. . . Wish you the best
you can drop me a mail
to see if i can expand your tentacles in search of this man
oghenekura@gmail.com